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KC Jun 08 2005 11:54 AM |
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metirish Jun 08 2005 11:57 AM |
very cool KC,
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Willets Point Jun 08 2005 12:27 PM |
Darth Vader on Wheel of Fortune.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 08 2005 03:33 PM |
Thanks Willets - I passed that link along to my daughter, and she LOVED it <g>
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Willets Point Jun 08 2005 03:45 PM |
Great front page today from that bastion of journalism, the Boston Herald.
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cooby Jun 08 2005 03:47 PM |
That woman seems to have no problem catching and holding one
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holychicken Jun 08 2005 03:48 PM |
I lived in Allston and saw plenty of rats. Although, I imagine those people are from LA (Lower Allston) which is closer to Harvard. . .so maybe it is worse down there. . . but they also look like they just want to be angry about something. And that old guy looks like he just wanted to be in the picture.
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Willets Point Jun 08 2005 03:49 PM |
I love the headline. I love the picture. I love that page 2 is apparently the "Allegations" section of the newspaper. I love that they spelled "dis" wrong. This is why newspapers need to be kept alive.
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metirish Jun 08 2005 11:23 PM |
Love this picture...what is it about the Cubs and Cats?
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metirish Jun 15 2005 09:52 AM |
Are people really this stupid?.
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Edgy DC Jun 15 2005 10:09 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 15 2005 10:27 AM |
See, this starts off as if it's you, metsirish, writing, but it soon becomes obvious that it's a cut-and-paste job.
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metirish Jun 15 2005 10:17 AM |
Very true, certainly I wasn't trying to pass myself off as the person that experienced these, and yeah these e-mails are all over the place.
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Willets Point Jun 15 2005 10:20 AM |
Most of these are just jokes, but number eight is a well-known urban legend.
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cooby Jun 15 2005 10:23 AM |
I tried to post "Zits" again the other night, but it still doesn't work.
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Yancy Street Gang Jun 15 2005 10:31 AM |
I love Zits.
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cooby Jun 15 2005 10:34 AM |
!!!
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 15 2005 03:52 PM |
From Letterman -
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 17 2005 07:02 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 18 2005 07:29 PM |
I know that we have discussed this topic in the past -
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Willets Point Jun 18 2005 09:22 PM |
I think it was Centerfield who wrote a great essay on why the Rudolph story is evil, all about someone with a physical defect being shunned until he proved economically useful
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 18 2005 09:24 PM |
While you know that I love and respect CF, I'm pretty sure that I was the author of the rant against Rudolph. Although there was a lot of great commentary on that thread.
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Willets Point Jun 18 2005 09:32 PM |
Well, consider it a compliment that you were mistaken for the king.
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seawolf17 Jun 21 2005 09:07 AM |
Courtesy of [url=http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/]Overheard In New York[/url]:
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Edgy DC Jun 21 2005 09:32 AM |
OK, so sometimes I miss New York.
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Centerfield Jun 21 2005 12:23 PM |
That was a fun thread. I was representing Rudolph at the time and tried to negotiate a better deal for my client. Unfortunately Santa employs the services of that crook Norrin Radd who made nearly impossible to reach an amicable resolution. We were, in the end, able to settle the matter, but not before extensive name calling and lots of hurt feelings.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 21 2005 02:02 PM |
IIRC, the thread started with cooby telling everyone that Rudolph was going to be on television that day or week. I went into my rant, and then The King took over admirably from there. It was one of those threads that I couldn't explain to D-Dad because every time I tried, I'd start cracking up hysterically.
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Edgy DC Jun 21 2005 05:39 PM |
Angy Alien added Pulp Fiction to their roster. They're now working for something called Starz on Demand, so I can't get at their Highlander adaptation.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 21 2005 06:04 PM |
Where was that thread about water? I wanted to show it to my friend, and I couldn't find it. If it was on the old board, I guess it's lost to us.
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metirish Jun 22 2005 09:55 AM |
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cooby Jun 22 2005 10:17 AM |
I don't find that funny at all.
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soupcan Jun 22 2005 10:26 AM |
I thought it was just me and I was embarassed that I didn't get it.
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Edgy DC Jun 22 2005 10:27 AM |
I can't see it.
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metirish Jun 22 2005 12:07 PM |
yeah, whyis it that I have trouble posting pictures at times...I wanted to post this..
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Edgy DC Jun 22 2005 12:34 PM |
It was probably the bunnies peeps didn't find funny.
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Willets Point Jun 22 2005 12:37 PM |
What bunnies? I just see a port-a-john with a Caution: Rattlesnakes sign.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 22 2005 01:04 PM |
I thought the Pulp Fiction bunnies were hysterical.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 22 2005 03:48 PM |
[url=http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html]Tom Lehrer's The Elements, With Animation[/url]
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cooby Jun 22 2005 10:06 PM |
Okay, now I get what you bunnymaniacs are talking about...
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Johnny Dickshot Jun 23 2005 07:14 AM |
This is Beetle
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 23 2005 09:26 AM |
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Centerfield Jun 23 2005 10:21 AM |
Those bunnies rock.
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Edgy DC Jun 23 2005 10:35 AM |
Jaws and The Exorcist are my co-favotites. Titanic, despite it's source, gets credit for all the screaming and for the Billy Zane Bunny crying that he has a baby.
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Centerfield Jun 23 2005 11:21 AM |
The Billy Zane bunny made me laugh so hard people walking by looked at me funny.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 23 2005 11:30 AM |
That's usually how people look at me when I've been reading your posts ;)
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 24 2005 03:00 PM |
[url=http://www.dhmo.org/]Here's the Water One[/url]
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 25 2005 03:21 AM |
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Willets Point Jun 27 2005 10:02 AM |
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A friend of mine emailed me this:
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seawolf17 Jul 07 2005 06:53 AM |
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven." The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.
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metirish Jul 07 2005 11:52 AM |
very funny seawolf, good one..
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Edgy DC Jul 11 2005 09:14 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 11 2005 11:12 AM |
"Overheard in New York" is killing me.
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Iubitul Jul 11 2005 09:29 AM |
I love RSS feeds...
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 11 2005 11:10 AM |
What exactly is RSS?
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Iubitul Jul 19 2005 09:25 PM |
This is not for the faint of heart.
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 20 2005 11:31 AM |
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 26 2005 03:19 PM |
D-Dad teaching me golf....
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Willets Point Jul 28 2005 03:17 PM |
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metirish Jul 28 2005 03:24 PM |
classic...
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 30 2005 10:58 AM |
[url=http://www.lemonizer.com/banana/]Badgerphone[/url]
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metirish Aug 03 2005 10:42 AM |
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Sandgnat Aug 03 2005 11:00 AM |
[url]www.thebrushback.com[/url]
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Willets Point Aug 03 2005 05:58 PM |
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metirish Aug 10 2005 01:15 PM |
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Rockin' Doc Aug 11 2005 01:14 PM |
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metsmarathon Aug 11 2005 01:51 PM |
oh, come now. you could easily tell by his strut.
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Willets Point Aug 12 2005 11:18 AM |
Lamentations of the Father
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Edgy DC Aug 12 2005 12:22 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 12 2005 11:33 PM |
[url=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waffles]Do You Like Waffles?[/url]
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Willets Point Aug 16 2005 07:08 AM |
http://www.idrewthis.org/2005/bigotry.gif
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Rockin' Doc Aug 22 2005 08:38 PM |
Two Minute Management Course
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Rockin' Doc Aug 23 2005 07:01 PM |
Who brought the nearsighted kid to the pool?
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seawolf17 Aug 26 2005 09:07 AM |
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
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Rockin' Doc Aug 26 2005 08:56 PM |
The girlfriend must have been a blonde.
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cooby Aug 26 2005 09:00 PM |
Naturally. Get it?
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seawolf17 Aug 26 2005 09:19 PM |
I actually took "blonde" out of the joke b/c I didn't want to affend the blondes on the board.
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Rockin' Doc Aug 26 2005 09:51 PM |
I don't get offended by blonde jokes. People tell them to me all the time. It just seemed like a natural fit for your joke.
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MFS62 Aug 29 2005 11:51 AM |
Jeff Foxworthy, who rose to fame with his "You could be a redneck" routine (and the books and videos that followed) has a new schtik.
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Edgy DC Aug 29 2005 12:12 PM |
I've never seen so many pillows.
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MFS62 Aug 29 2005 12:26 PM |
Come to my house.
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Willets Point Aug 29 2005 12:33 PM |
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cooby Aug 29 2005 12:37 PM |
Thanks, :)
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Frayed Knot Sep 01 2005 11:43 PM |
Best Letterman joke from the other night following the story that one of the 5 or so pairs of 'Ruby Slippers' from The Wizard of Oz had been stolen from a museum display:
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seawolf17 Sep 02 2005 10:46 AM |
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 02 2005 12:29 PM |
Thanks seawolf - both of my sons enjoyed that one :)
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Sandgnat Sep 07 2005 10:14 AM |
[url]http://www.thebrushback.com/[/url]
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seawolf17 Sep 10 2005 06:57 PM |
A boy sits down with the judge in his parents' divorce battle. "Son, you're going to need to decide who you'd like to live with. Would you like to live with your mom?"
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 14 2005 01:17 PM |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO'S COMPUTER CONVERSATION
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SwitchHitter Sep 14 2005 03:34 PM |
Bush clarified his position on Roe v. Wade earlier today.
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MFS62 Sep 16 2005 07:11 PM |
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand, smiled and said hello to him.
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Willets Point Sep 30 2005 06:29 AM |
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Willets Point Sep 30 2005 11:32 AM |
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Edgy DC Sep 30 2005 11:49 AM |
Damon needs some more Queer Eye.
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Centerfield Sep 30 2005 12:15 PM |
Chewy's a lefty? Sign him NOW!!!!
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soupcan Sep 30 2005 02:27 PM |
In keeping with the Star Wars theme...
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Rockin' Doc Oct 01 2005 01:27 PM |
Can Chewbacca play first base? A big left hander with his obvious power could be a great addition to the line up.
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Centerfield Oct 03 2005 11:00 PM |
Han asked him to try first base a few years back (the Wookie is not getting any younger) but it was a disaster and this year has gone back to being Co-Pilot of the Millenium Falcon.
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Edgy DC Oct 03 2005 11:10 PM |
He's been kind of keeping to himself ever since that Post columnist speculated about his man-purse.
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TheOldMole Oct 05 2005 09:11 PM |
My grandson has informed me, with some pride, that he shares a birthday with Lou Costello.
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Frayed Knot Oct 05 2005 10:23 PM |
So do I (although I'm really not all that prideful about it).
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Valadius Oct 05 2005 10:32 PM |
I share a birthday with Todd Pratt.
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Willets Point Oct 06 2005 09:46 AM |
I share a birthday with Chloe Sevigny and Mickey Mouse.
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SwitchHitter Oct 06 2005 01:45 PM |
I share a birthday with Happy Felsch, [url=http://www.ultimatemets.com/profile.php?PlayerCode=0489]Darrin Jackson[/url], Carl Yastrzemski, Paul Molitor and Ray Bradbury.
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cooby Oct 06 2005 01:53 PM |
George and I were separated at birth (though I was born a few years earlier)
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cooby Oct 06 2005 01:57 PM |
Okay, I am not a celebrity watcher, but if I thought there was half a chance I might run into one, I sure as heck wouldn't wear this shirt
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TheOldMole Oct 06 2005 04:22 PM |
Al Gore, Ed Marinaro, Cesar Chavez, Jack Johnson, Rene Descartes. And an exact birthdate with Barney Frank.
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TheOldMole Oct 20 2005 06:48 PM |
The [URL=http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/051024ta_talk_singer]Harriet Meirs[/URL] blog,
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Willets Point Oct 22 2005 04:39 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 30 2005 12:20 PM |
The [url=http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/mtv/0401/299534.html]Carrots of Love[/url] always make me smile.
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Willets Point Nov 01 2005 03:12 PM |
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Centerfield Nov 02 2005 10:41 AM |
Speaking of Song Parodies:
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 02 2005 11:28 AM |
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seawolf17 Nov 02 2005 04:27 PM |
Run, don't walk, over to espn.com and watch Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown singing "Monster Mash" on Kimmel. It's a train wreck, a Gong Show nightmare gone horribly wrong.
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Willets Point Nov 04 2005 02:23 PM |
I admit it. I'm an addict of Sid Meier's Civilization PC game, and if I had a computer that could handle the graphics better I'd probably end up like one of the people in this movie:
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 04 2005 03:57 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 07 2005 03:21 PM |
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Willets Point Nov 07 2005 04:46 PM |
"Today I was paid to eat two donuts, drink three cups of cofee and post a song parody about Choo Choo Coleman online."
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metsmarathon Nov 07 2005 05:26 PM |
civilization was my first computer addiction. it was soon followed up by scorched earth, then the internet.
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metirish Nov 15 2005 02:57 PM |
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Valadius Nov 15 2005 03:10 PM |
Hahaha, the camel is smoking...
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Willets Point Nov 15 2005 03:14 PM |
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{clueless} Who is Sajida Krishawi? {/clueless}
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Nymr83 Nov 15 2005 03:20 PM |
the woman whose husband was one of the suicide bombers in jordan, she was going to do it with him but her bomb failed to go off.
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Valadius Nov 15 2005 03:50 PM |
Oh yeah...
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Rockin' Doc Nov 15 2005 11:01 PM |
Nothing says "I love you" like a double suicide bombing.
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 22 2005 11:49 AM |
[url=http://www.stevegarwood.com/sshh/]Sshh'ing Librarian[/url]
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seawolf17 Nov 22 2005 12:55 PM |
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metirish Nov 23 2005 11:33 AM |
Very funny Wolf...
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 23 2005 02:36 PM |
[url=http://supergeeks.smackjeeves.com/comics/]Super Geeks[/url]
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Johnny Dickshot Nov 27 2005 07:39 AM |
The comedy stylings of Sung Hee Park -- (some language unsafe for adults).
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metirish Nov 30 2005 11:25 AM |
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I love this story....what were his parents thinking?...
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sharpie Nov 30 2005 11:35 AM |
Proof that Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar were the same person all along.
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A Boy Named Seo Nov 30 2005 11:56 AM |
Stop me if you've heard this one...
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metirish Nov 30 2005 11:59 AM |
LOL...I love it Seo...
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soupcan Dec 02 2005 11:05 AM |
I thought it would be fun to post pictures of ourselves.
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metirish Dec 02 2005 11:22 AM |
I only see a red x
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seawolf17 Dec 02 2005 11:27 AM |
Be glad, irish.
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Willets Point Dec 02 2005 11:29 AM |
I see nothing.
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MFS62 Dec 02 2005 12:14 PM |
The author is a professional comedy writer, not a political commentator.
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OlerudOwned Dec 02 2005 05:27 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 03 2005 02:26 PM |
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cooby Dec 04 2005 11:43 AM |
soupcan has really left himself go...what a shame, he looked so cute in that bean shirt, too
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OlerudOwned Dec 04 2005 12:29 PM |
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soupcan Dec 07 2005 01:29 PM |
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metirish Dec 07 2005 01:33 PM |
LOL....that is so freaking funny.....
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soupcan Dec 07 2005 01:44 PM |
Yeah, right? I came across that and was dying.
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Elster88 Dec 07 2005 01:51 PM |
Oh my god. Laughing at work is not good.
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cooby Dec 07 2005 01:54 PM |
Everybody is used to me laughing at odd times.
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seawolf17 Dec 07 2005 01:58 PM |
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This is going to be stuck in my head all day.
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Willets Point Dec 07 2005 01:59 PM |
OMG is that true?!?!
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soupcan Dec 07 2005 02:02 PM |
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Ask Chuck Norris - If you want a roundhouse kick to he face that is.
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metirish Dec 07 2005 02:03 PM |
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I just can't stop laughing...
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Elster88 Dec 07 2005 02:05 PM |
My favorites are the brick wall, the erection, and the crop circles.
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Johnny Dickshot Dec 07 2005 02:13 PM |
The first one was the best.
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Willets Point Dec 09 2005 02:41 PM |
Tis the season to be frightened!
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OlerudOwned Dec 09 2005 02:51 PM |
Most of that Chuck Norris stuff was taken off of the [url=http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty]Chuck Norris[/url] and [url=http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty]Vin Diesel[/url] Random Fact Generators.
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Valadius Dec 09 2005 02:55 PM |
My roommate has taped three sheets of printed-out "facts" from the Mr. T Random Fact Generator on our door.
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cooby Dec 09 2005 02:56 PM |
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Oh yeah, I've got a similar one with my daughter and Santa
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Edgy DC Dec 09 2005 03:04 PM |
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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Frayed Knot Dec 09 2005 04:31 PM |
I've had guys come up to me on the streets - always black guys for whatever reason - to tell me I looked like Chuck Norris. Happened at least 3 or 4 times.
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 10 2005 06:29 PM |
[url=http://hannes.domainplanet.at/fusi/BunnySuicide/Bunny%20suicides.html]Bunny Suicides[/url]
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Iubitul Dec 10 2005 08:53 PM |
ok - you followed Chuck Norris with bunny suicides?
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 10 2005 10:49 PM |
You want to see a bunny roundhoused by Chuck Norris? Draw it, then!
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OlerudOwned Dec 10 2005 10:50 PM |
Oh man, I havent seen Bunny Suicides in forever. Excellent stuff.
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 12 2005 07:52 PM |
[url=http://www.starz.com/features/christmasstory/]A Christmas Story, Performed by Bunnies in 30 Seconds[/url]
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soupcan Dec 13 2005 09:11 AM |
Bad, and possibly posted here before but what the hey...
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KC Dec 14 2005 08:19 PM |
Not for everyone, but it's a pretty amusing take on what xmas has become ....
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seawolf17 Dec 15 2005 04:14 PM |
Ooh, weird. I missed KC's post yesterday and I was just opened this thread to post the same thing. That would have been bizarre.
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 15 2005 08:20 PM |
[url=http://www.angryalien.com/]Here is the motherlode[/url] of movies performed in 30 seconds by Bunnies.
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OlerudOwned Dec 15 2005 10:12 PM |
[url=http://spamusement.com/]Spamusement![/url]
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SwitchHitter Dec 16 2005 02:14 PM |
[url=http://www.miniclip.com/winterworkout/game/]Santa's Winter Workout[/url]
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Elster88 Dec 20 2005 02:08 PM |
[url=http://www.angryalien.com/1205/starwarsbuns.asp]Star Wars, reenacted by bunnies, now available.[/url]
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 22 2005 07:45 AM |
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 25 2005 09:49 AM |
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Willets Point Jan 03 2006 10:49 PM |
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seawolf17 Jan 04 2006 09:23 AM |
We almost never watch SNL anymore (pregnant wife + 9:30 pm = bedtime), but we actually stayed up and caught that one when it was on. Hilarious.
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Edgy DC Jan 04 2006 09:32 AM |
That'll still be buffering when I'm old and gray, but I found it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 04 2006 10:19 AM |
I know that theater - it's across the street from my old apartment.
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seawolf17 Jan 05 2006 12:23 PM |
Hard to believe Mitch Hedberg has been gone almost a year... I've had this in my head all morning:
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Willets Point Jan 05 2006 01:24 PM |
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Frayed Knot Jan 05 2006 01:50 PM |
My problem isn't staying up for SNL, it's that the occasional times I do
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Willets Point Jan 09 2006 11:10 AM |
A few days late for Epiphany, but:
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MFS62 Jan 09 2006 11:17 AM |
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If that happened, most of the Miss America contestants would have nothing to say. Later
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Willets Point Jan 10 2006 10:36 AM |
Chuck Norris found out about "Shit about Chuck Norris" and now someone is going to get a roundhouse kick.
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Edgy DC Jan 11 2006 09:19 AM |
That's one wicked butterfly stomp of self-promotion.
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 15 2006 11:58 AM |
[url=http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogday.html]Happy Birthday Trogdor![/url]
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 26 2006 04:48 PM |
[url=www.googlefight.com]Google Fights[/url]
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Willets Point Jan 26 2006 04:54 PM |
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seawolf17 Jan 26 2006 06:28 PM |
Hey, neat! I kicked my wife's butt in a googlefight, 24,600-545. Awesome.
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Edgy DC Jan 30 2006 05:52 PM |
"Because he's gay, that's why."
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 30 2006 07:36 PM |
[url=http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail143.html]An Alternative Theory to Technology[/url]
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Willets Point Jan 30 2006 07:50 PM |
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Let me be the first to say, "Scarlett, I'm gay!"
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Willets Point Feb 02 2006 02:07 PM |
You need Panexa!
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Willets Point Feb 03 2006 12:11 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 03 2006 12:15 PM |
OMG - that was hysterical!
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seawolf17 Feb 03 2006 12:20 PM |
That was outstanding.
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soupcan Feb 03 2006 12:22 PM |
Great find Willets.
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Elster88 Feb 03 2006 12:31 PM |
youtube.com is a great site.
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Elster88 Feb 03 2006 12:33 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 03 2006 12:44 PM |
They did this bit for a second time on Leno yesterday. It was enough to make me look up the first time. Yesterday's was funnier, but this one isn't bad.
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Elster88 Feb 03 2006 12:39 PM |
Also, if you click on the largest of the three squares on the lower right of the tv screen, you can get a full page view. (You'll have to ALT-TAB switch to switch out of it though, and use your Task Manager to close it out.) And full page isn't always better, obviously, if the image is badly distorted.
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 03 2006 04:24 PM |
I know why Marge Simpson fantasizes about [url=http://www.brawnyman.com/innocentescapes/indexbroadband.html]this guy[/url]
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Edgy DC Feb 03 2006 04:34 PM |
I vote "Not so hot."
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Willets Point Feb 03 2006 04:35 PM |
He's up to something with all that smooth talk.
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metirish Feb 14 2006 12:54 PM |
Very funny from the Onion.
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seawolf17 Feb 14 2006 01:53 PM |
Gotta stop by "[url=http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/]Overheard in New York[/url]" more often:
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MFS62 Feb 16 2006 02:42 PM |
A beautiful young woman gets shipwrecked and washes up on the beach of a small tropical island.
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seawolf17 Feb 16 2006 03:33 PM |
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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MFS62 Feb 16 2006 04:26 PM |
A guy's Company transfers him to their office in Northern Canada. Since he knows he'll be there for at least one year, he decides to make some friends. So he walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm new in town. What do I have to do to be treated like a local"?
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 17 2006 11:28 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Feb 19 2006 09:34 PM |
[url=http://www.popdrain.com/videos/cheneyhuntgame.swf]Dick Cheney Shooting Game[/url]
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Elster88 Feb 17 2006 11:50 AM |
No Gary Carter avatar?
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Edgy DC Feb 17 2006 11:51 AM |
On order. On order.
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Willets Point Feb 17 2006 01:34 PM |
America's Finest Plural Clothing.
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Willets Point Feb 17 2006 01:53 PM |
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This is reminiscent of the David Beckham Penalty Kick game where every shot he takes goes over the net and out of the stadium.
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MFS62 Feb 17 2006 01:56 PM |
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That's a flashback to when the girl's parents came home early. Later
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Willets Point Feb 21 2006 03:26 AM |
Bunnies. King Kong. You know the drill.
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Willets Point Feb 21 2006 03:29 AM |
There was an American basketball player that had a tournament in Belfast. After one of his games he stepped outside for a breath of fresh air when he felt a gun in his back. "What's your religion?" he heard the man growl. Bobby (the player) had no real religion but he knew if he said he was Catholic and this guy was a Protestant he would kill him and if he said he was Protestant and the guy was Catholic he would kill him. Thinking quickly he said "I'm Jewish." and the man replied, "Oh Allah I must be the luckiest Arab in all of Ireland."
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 23 2006 03:49 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 24 2006 10:12 AM |
[url=http://www.colbertnation.com/colbertnation/]Colbert Nation[/url]
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 26 2006 10:54 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 28 2006 10:45 PM |
In honor of the season, a SNL Weekend Update Classic -
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Elster88 Mar 03 2006 11:07 AM |
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mTtBngn1Ns&search=dancing%20dog]A remake of the final scene from Grease[/url]
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ScarletKnight41 Mar 03 2006 04:25 PM |
I think that dog does a better job than Travolta <g>
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ScarletKnight41 Mar 17 2006 11:41 PM |
[url=http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf]Do Not Press This Button![/url]
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Willets Point Apr 10 2006 04:35 PM |
Someone wants to put Rockin' Doc out of work.
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ScarletKnight41 Apr 25 2006 04:53 PM |
[url=http://www.cleaninghunk.com/]What Women REALLY Want![/url]
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Willets Point Apr 25 2006 05:05 PM |
Isn't that the plot of almost every porno movie?
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ScarletKnight41 Apr 25 2006 05:30 PM |
I wouldn't know. I haven't seen all that many porno movies.
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Willets Point Apr 25 2006 05:37 PM |
Well, of course, I haven't either. I've just, you know, heard about it.
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cooby Apr 25 2006 05:41 PM |
You might know, this doesn't work for me either. Come on suscom, get your servers working already.
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ScarletKnight41 May 17 2006 01:12 PM |
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs]The Ten Commandments, From a Different Perspective[/url]
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ScarletKnight41 May 17 2006 03:01 PM |
[url=http://altoonacurve.com/news/?id=5227]Sports Promotion of the Times[/url]
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Centerfield May 17 2006 03:17 PM |
A man is golfing with his wife, and another couple. He is having an incredible round, and by the time he reaches 18, he has a chance to finish under par. Unfortunately, he hits his tee shot into the woods. Resigned to punch out or take a stroke penalty, the man puts to bed his dream of finishing under par. His buddy will have nothing of it. He tells him this might be his only chance at such a score and convinces him to go for the green. The man gives in. He grabs his club and attempts to blast out of the woods. Unfortunately, the ball ricochets off a tree and hits his wife in the temple, killing her instantly. The distraught man gives up the game of golf.
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Willets Point May 17 2006 03:35 PM |
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Nice job, right down to the Romantics song. They only missed out on iincluding "I Got You" by James Brown. This seems to be a trend in remixing movie trailers. Like West Side Story as a zombie movie.
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Willets Point May 17 2006 03:39 PM |
Or this version of The Shining
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Willets Point May 17 2006 03:42 PM |
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Willets Point May 17 2006 04:12 PM |
Or the Queen Mother Lode at Youtube.
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Edgy DC May 17 2006 04:22 PM |
Wow.
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Willets Point May 22 2006 11:51 AM |
Then there's Must Love Jaws.
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ScarletKnight41 May 22 2006 11:57 AM |
That is great - thanks Willets :)
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Centerfield May 22 2006 01:26 PM |
Holy crap that was funny.
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MFS62 May 22 2006 01:58 PM |
A young girl was brought up in a very religious family. At the age of 18 she decides to join a convent. She goes to join one that is out in the desert in California. When she gets there, she is greeted by the Mother Superior who tells her that it is an agricultural order and that she must take a vow of silence to be a member. She girl agrees, and off into the fields she goes.
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seawolf17 May 22 2006 03:59 PM |
Jim Breuer does [url=http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/jim_breuer.htm]AC/DC[/url].
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metsmarathon May 23 2006 12:07 AM |
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060522&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab4pos3]linked[/url] in the announcer thread, but excerpted differently...
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OlerudOwned May 25 2006 04:41 PM |
Back to the movie trailers, we have [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfwnEVCwqsM]Titanic 2: The Surface[/url].
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Elster88 Jun 07 2006 12:53 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 07 2006 01:41 PM |
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXTDovB9K8[/url]
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Edgy DC Jun 07 2006 12:57 PM |
Very sorry.
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MFS62 Jun 07 2006 01:17 PM |
Sorry, 88.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2006 04:13 PM |
My condolences Elster :(
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 19 2006 08:07 AM |
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 19 2006 04:46 PM |
[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187]Herding Cats[/url]
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 23 2006 05:20 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 30 2006 08:53 PM |
[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4971426701921585512&q=sushi+video]The Truth About Sushi[/url]
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TheOldMole Jul 04 2006 04:50 PM |
[url=http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/]Cats that look like Hitler.[/url]
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Willets Point Jul 10 2006 01:55 AM |
I once had cat with a black smudge below and just to the left of his nose. We called it "half-a-Hitler". Of course now this thread is Godwined.
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MFS62 Jul 10 2006 02:32 PM |
New Drug Warning
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Willets Point Jul 12 2006 07:20 PM |
A monastery in the English countryside has fallen on hard times, and the monks decide to open a fish-and-chips restaurant.
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metirish Jul 13 2006 07:28 PM |
mets talk pitching.
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TheOldMole Jul 13 2006 07:44 PM |
Great.
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Edgy DC Jul 17 2006 05:02 PM |
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cooby Jul 20 2006 02:55 PM |
http://crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
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Edgy DC Jul 20 2006 02:56 PM |
ˇViva, Coobissima!
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 20 2006 08:25 PM |
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OMG - that woman is nuts!
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TheOldMole Jul 28 2006 01:30 PM |
[url=http://janus.astro.umd.edu/astro/impact/]Destroy the planet of your choice.[/url]
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Willets Point Jul 28 2006 01:49 PM |
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cooby Jul 28 2006 02:15 PM |
Watch out, I just melted the polar ice cap and started a tidal wave!
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TheOldMole Jul 28 2006 06:44 PM |
So what else is new?
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 29 2006 01:17 PM |
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metirish Jul 30 2006 07:27 PM |
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Willets Point Aug 02 2006 01:48 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 10 2006 11:20 AM |
[url=http://kittenwar.com/]Kitten War[/url]
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Edgy DC Aug 10 2006 11:37 AM |
Kitten War is sort of how I imagine a BLC website to be.
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Centerfield Aug 11 2006 02:48 PM |
Llamas on a Train
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Willets Point Aug 18 2006 12:27 AM |
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metirish Aug 20 2006 09:40 PM |
I may have posted this before but Tommy Tiernan is a riot.
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metirish Aug 25 2006 07:55 PM |
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soupcan Aug 30 2006 11:45 AM |
[url=http://www.walkenclips.com/]Christopher Walken sound bites[/url]
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TheOldMole Sep 06 2006 03:05 AM |
http://www.jacksonpollock.org/
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Willets Point Sep 15 2006 12:26 PM |
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This is appropos for message boards too.
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 27 2006 06:37 PM |
Python ala Star Trek -
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TheOldMole Sep 27 2006 07:21 PM |
Willets...no comparisons to Hitler?
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 29 2006 05:33 PM |
[url=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/horoscope]A Fan Made Video of Weird Al's Horoscope Song[/url]
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Willets Point Oct 04 2006 01:56 PM |
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 13 2006 09:25 AM |
[url=http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2006_10_13.html]Universal Studios Training Film?[/url]
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Willets Point Oct 13 2006 09:30 AM |
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Ask for Babs.
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Elster88 Oct 24 2006 11:07 PM |
I'm so hip your Grandpa broke me.
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TheOldMole Oct 26 2006 10:22 AM |
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From Googleblog:
OK, here's the challenge. Come up with the joke.
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MFS62 Oct 26 2006 11:10 AM |
I don't know the punchline, but I'll start it:
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metsmarathon Oct 26 2006 11:23 AM |
what kind of yahoo would google on ask?
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MFS62 Oct 26 2006 11:31 AM |
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An Explorer? Later
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metirish Nov 01 2006 09:31 PM |
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Willets Point Nov 15 2006 01:47 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Nov 15 2006 10:42 AM |
This is hillarious:[url]http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=62[/url]. And the Yankees lost the game too.
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seawolf17 Nov 15 2006 07:54 AM |
Fix your HTML, but that's really funny. It'd be hard not to get caught up in it.
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Edgy DC Nov 15 2006 09:10 AM |
That retarded chant is pretty sad.
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 08 2006 12:22 PM |
The Running of the Squirrels -
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Elster88 Dec 19 2006 12:07 PM |
Where's all the stuff about Rudolph and Santa and reindeer and their attorneys?
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Willets Point Dec 19 2006 12:13 PM |
It's a big ad.
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Willets Point Dec 19 2006 06:50 PM |
Top ten modes of transport in cartoon history.
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cooby Dec 19 2006 10:31 PM |
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Edgy DC Dec 19 2006 10:49 PM |
The old four-people-and-a-huge-dog in the front seat trick.
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Centerfield Dec 20 2006 03:15 PM |
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Here: http://p079.ezboard.com/fthecranepoolforumfrm21.showMessage?topicID=295.topic
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 20 2006 03:17 PM |
That always cracks me up :)
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DocTee Dec 20 2006 06:18 PM |
Now let's get Valadius to re-post his "Twas the Night before Chrsitmas" parody...
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 23 2006 08:11 AM |
More on Rudolf -
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cooby Dec 23 2006 09:36 AM |
I don't get it. Why is he naked? In front of kids?
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 23 2006 10:37 AM |
Ned is always naked. He's a nudist/civil libertarian.
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cooby Dec 23 2006 10:45 AM |
Ohhh, so that's just how he always dresses.
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 23 2006 10:50 AM |
Yes.
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metirish Jan 18 2007 04:19 PM |
For some reason it just got very quiet in the newsroom
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 08 2007 06:37 PM |
Here's an oldie. I was thinking about it, so I decided to look it up anew -
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seawolf17 Feb 08 2007 07:08 PM |
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How did I miss this? That's freaking hysterical.
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Edgy DC Feb 08 2007 07:13 PM |
I didn't think they particularly looked alike.
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