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Cub Annie
(10/28/03 2:44 pm)
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Results (total votes = 28):
Cub Annie 10 / 35.7%
A Bartlett Giamatti 18 / 64.3%
Cub Annie
(10/28/03 3:53 pm)
Another Run's Gonna Score
Dave stands angrily down at first
arguing the call
Impervious to the umpire's words,
And he's still got the ball
It should've been a routine play,
of that there is no doubt
But when you argue with the ump,
you should always call time-out
Another run's gonna score
Another run's gonna score
A runner comes home
A runner comes home
Another run's gonna score
Hey, they're gonna try for two
Another run's gonna score
How does it feel to be David Cone
with your head stuck up your ass?
Too busy to notice Murphy on third
is taking a free pass.
Are you listenin'? Can you hear us now?
How long can you let this go?
Ernie Whitt is roundin' third,
Not exactly goin' slow ...
Look out ...
Another run's gonna score
Another run's gonna score
A runner comes home
A runner comes home
Another run's gonna score
Hey, they're gonna try for two
Another run's gonna score
There are plenty of ways to score a run,
but Cone just found one more
They call it "pitcher's indifference"
according to the score
David Cone was anything but
indifferent to that call
As he was yelling at first base
while still holding the ball
Another run's gonna score
Another run's gonna score
A runner comes home
A runner comes home
Another run's gonna score
Hey, they're gonna try for two
Another run's gonna score
soupcan
(10/28/03 4:03 pm)
I'm suspicious of Cub Annie's knowledge of trivial Met events.
She says she's not really 'Cub Annie' but 'Astro Annie'.
Methinks maybe 'Met Annie'?
Nice job. It has a good beat and I can dance to it.
Cub Annie
(10/28/03 4:13 pm)
No, I'm just a mother of a Met fan, as it were.
Seriously, I borrowed a book from the library and it has a whole two pages on the incident. It also allowed me to send a correction to BaseballLibrary.com--they have the wrong umpire in their description. The guy they mention wasn't even on the crew, according to Retrosheet. I haven't heard back, so I don't know if they're going to pay any attention to me, but I at least noticed it and tried to get it fixed.
Norrin Radd
(10/28/03 4:34 pm)
whats the tune?
The Big Train
(10/28/03 4:35 pm)
I've got Bart's here:
Paradise by the Game Three Light
1. PARADISE
DAVID CONE:
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Playing out at Shea
And there was not another game that night
And I never had a change
Moving any better than yours did
And all the Cards in St. Lou
They were wishing they were you that night
And now the Series is oh so close and tight
Your curve never felt so good, it never felt so right
And it was dropping like Don Zimmer at the end of a fight
Dropping like Don Zimmer at the end of a fight
C'mon! Grip it right!
C'mon! Grip it right!
Thought it's cold and lonely in the deep Shea night
You can see paradise by the Game Three light
RICK REED:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were almost split
'Cause I threw barely eighty-five
And I was barely hit
Ain't no doubt about it
Bobby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were almost split
DAVID CONE:
'Cause you threw barely eighty-five
And you were barely hit
Baby I heard about your application
I heard about it on the radio
You've been waiting so long
For us to come around and let you in
But I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna get in it
So open up your eyes their ain't no big reprise
It'll be all right
Well you're gonna get a three year deal
And now the Series is oh so close and tight
Your curve never felt so good, it never felt so right
And it's dropping like Don Zimmer at the end of a fight
Dropping like Don Zimmer at the end of a fight
C'mon! Grip it right!
C'mon! Grip it right!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep Shea night
You can see paradise by the Game Three light
Paradise by the Game Three light
You got to do what you can
And let Mother Torressa do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were almost split
'Cause you threw barely eighty-five
And you were barely-
We're gonna go all the way in Five
We're gonna go all the way
But tonight's not the night...
We're gonna go all the way in Five
But tonight's not the night...
TELEVISION BROADCAST
I tell ya what Ralph, the difference between how Reed is pitching tonight and how he pitched, ya know, last week in Game 3 against the Cardinals is all about cahnfidence. You know Ralph, the statheads don't know this, but how good your changeup moves is all about...that's right...cahnfidence. You know all Reed has to do is get his cahnfidence up--there's a double by Agbayani, Mets take a 3-2 lead--and that cahnfidence will lead to a better changeup and that will make him more cahnfident.
And ya know what else would give him more cahnfidence?
Getting in the union...boy talk about cahnfidence...
II. GO TO FEHR ON IT
REED:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Can't I get in?
Will you ball me forever?
Don't you need dues?
Will you never forgive me?
Will you make me wait for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and let me join your strike?
Can't I get in!?
Will you ball me forever!?
Don't you need dues!?
Will you never forgive me!?
Will you make me wait for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and let me you join your strike!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Can't I get in!?
Will you ball me forever!?
CONE:
Go to Fehr on it
Scabby, scabby go to Fehr on it
Go to Fehr on it
And he'll give you an answer in spring training
Go to Fehr on it
Scabby, scabby go to Fehr on it
Go to Fehr on it
And he'll give you an answer in spring training
Go to Fehr on it
Scabby, scabby go to Fehr on it
Go to Fehr on it
And he'll give you an answer in spring training
REED:
I gotta know right now
Will you let me in?
Will you ball me forever?
Don't you need dues?
Will you never forgive me?
Will you make me wait for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and let me join your strike?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Can't I get in?
And will you ball me forever?
CONE:
Go to Fehr on it
Scabby, scabbby go to Fehr on it
Go to Fehr on it
And he'll give you an answer in spring training
Go to Fehr on it
REED:
Will you ball me forever?
CONE:
Go to Fehr on it
REED:
Will you ball me forever!!!!
III. REACHING FOR THE ROSIN BAG
I couldn't take it any longer
Like Rog I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a Stadium wave
I started swearing to DuPay and on Bud Selig's grave
That we'd let you in at the end of time
I swore we'd let you in at the end of time!
So now you're praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if you've gotta spend another minute a scab
You don't think that you can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But Marvin Miller only knows what I can do right now
You're reaching for the rosin bag
It's all that you can grab
Reaching for the rosin bag,
So you can end your time a scab!!
CONE:
It wasn't long ago and not far away
But the Mets were so much better than they are today
REED:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And it was dropping like
Don Zimmer at the end of a fight.
It wasn't long ago and not far away
But the Mets were so much better than they are today
It wasn't long ago and not far away
But the Mets were so much better than they are today
Willets Point
(10/28/03 4:43 pm)
If I'm interpreting this correctly we have parodies of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" up against Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" in a battle of campy seventies anthems.
The Big Train
(10/28/03 4:09 pm)
Edited by: The Big Train at: 10/28/03 4:09 pm
Duan
(10/28/03 5:18 pm)
'nother tough call, but I went with the Annie ditty.
Funny story,
back in the 80's one of our journos was going to interview Meat Loaf (my uncle actually but that's irrelevant). Anyway, interview was set for 11 am at the crappy but expensive "Jurys Hotel" in ballsbridge. Now, Jurys may be crappy in my book, but the one thing it always had was good cable.
Hence the following exchange...
Dermot [to reception guy]: "I'm here to interview Meat Loaf, he was due to be in the lobby/bar for 11 am but I can't see him. Do you know where he is.
[hushed phone call]
Reception Guy: "I'm sorry sir, but Mr Loaf stayed up rather late watching boxing on his Television and feels that he'll be unable to fulfil his commitments the morning."
silverdsl
(10/28/03 5:38 pm)
How to choose, how to choose? Both are great and both feature David Cone, one of my all time favorites. Nicely done.
A Bartlett Giamatti
(10/28/03 5:40 pm)
Excellent job Annie.
Cub Annie
(10/28/03 6:22 pm)
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Excellent job Annie.
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Thank you. Yours is truly amazing and having seen it, my life has been very tough, knowing that was what I was up against.
The Big Train
(10/28/03 6:25 pm)
This is a tight race.
soupcan
(10/28/03 10:06 pm)
'Scabby, scabby go to Fehr on it'
I'm cryin' over here.
JonathanArcher
(10/29/03 7:12 am)
This is a case where Annie would win in any other pairing, IMO, but:
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And it's dropping like Don Zimmer at the end of a fight
Dropping like Don Zimmer at the end of a fight
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Sealed the deal for me - I'm still laughing over that one.
The Big Train
(10/29/03 11:17 am)
Poll ends, 10/30, 3:35 pm. If I'm not online at the time, somebody please post the final score.
The Big Train
(10/29/03 2:38 pm)
Anne is coming back. The funk is irresistable.
Norrin Radd
(10/29/03 5:01 pm)
sorry, annie, but your song just didn't scan for me.
bart... pure genius.
Cub Annie
(10/29/03 5:38 pm)
Too late, I already voted for your song, dadgumit.
The Hot Corner
(10/30/03 9:44 am)
Great work by both of you. Somehow, I always envisioned that any song parody of David Cone would be to Michael Jackson's "Beat It".
The Big Train
(10/30/03 3:09 pm)
Annie's got 75 minutes to garner eight votes.
The Big Train
(10/30/03 4:49 pm)
Meat Loaf outcamps Queen, 18-10.
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