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How Would Bob Dylan Describe the Mets Bullpen?

How Would Bob Dylan Describe the Mets Bullpen?
Everybody must get stoned 1 votes
Desolation Row 5 votes
Your gravity fails and negativity won't pull you through 0 votes
I'm going back to New York City, I do believe I've had enough 0 votes

TheOldMole
Aug 27 2008 11:31 AM

...?

metirish
Aug 27 2008 11:33 AM

I could have voted for them all , but went with Desolation Row.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 27 2008 11:42 AM

Write in for: "I muttered something underneath my breath"

sharpie
Aug 27 2008 11:46 AM

You break just like a little girl.

AG/DC
Aug 27 2008 11:54 AM

Everything is broken.

Methead
Aug 27 2008 12:01 PM

I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you

Mr. Zero
Aug 27 2008 12:08 PM

And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall.

Frayed Knot
Aug 27 2008 12:15 PM

It's all right Mole, I'm only bleeding

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 27 2008 12:19 PM

The aching ones whose wounds cannot be nursed

Methead
Aug 27 2008 12:26 PM

I shall be released

metirish
Aug 27 2008 12:27 PM

All the Tired Horses

TheOldMole
Aug 27 2008 12:31 PM

the refugees on the unarmed road of flight

AG/DC
Aug 27 2008 12:32 PM

Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore

metirish
Aug 27 2008 01:59 PM

It's All Over Now, Baby Blue

You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last.
But whatever you wish to keep, you better grab it fast.
Yonder stands your orphan with his gun,
Crying like a fire in the sun.
Look out the saints are comin' through
And it's all over now, Baby Blue.

The highway is for gamblers, better use your sense.
Take what you have gathered from coincidence.
The empty-handed painter from your streets
Is drawing crazy patterns on your sheets.
This sky, too, is folding under you
And it's all over now, Baby Blue.

All your seasick sailors, they are rowing home.
All your reindeer armies, are all going home.
The lover who just walked out your door
Has taken all his blankets from the floor.
The carpet, too, is moving under you
And it's all over now, Baby Blue.

Leave your stepping stones behind, something calls for you.
Forget the dead you've left, they will not follow you.
The vagabond who's rapping at your door
Is standing in the clothes that you once wore.
Strike another match, go start anew
And it's all over now, Baby Blue.

AG/DC
Aug 27 2008 02:08 PM

You say you're looking for someone
To finish up the game
Someone to lead the this Mets team to triumph
Instead of abject shame
Someone who's gonna close the fuckin' dooooor!
Well, it ain't me, Babe
No, no, no! It ain't me, Babe
No, no, no! It ain't me, Babe
It ain't me you're looking for, Babe


Take it...

G-Fafif
Aug 27 2008 02:48 PM

Blood on the tracks.

sharpie
Aug 27 2008 03:17 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 27 2008 09:06 PM

Once upon a date you pitched so great
but now in this ’0-8 you made us hate -- all of you.
Warthen calls says throw the ball
but you’re bound to fall you know they’ll be all -- maulin’ you.
Smith he just flails about
And Feliciano he can’t get an out
Wagner he don’t talk so loud
Duaner he don’t seem so proud
And Heilman looks like he’s gonna throw up his last meal.

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be completely owned
With runners racing home
Like a Scott Weis Schoen
Like a bullpen drone.

Zvon
Aug 27 2008 05:05 PM

O-O, this one was easy :)

That's excellent Sharpie^

TheOldMole
Aug 27 2008 07:43 PM

There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief