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I Sing of Heilman

AG/DC Aug 27 2008 02:15 PM

Listen, firstly, as a Met, he's got to suffer through his team's crumbling lead, then he's held out of the game until the rest of the suckers are used up, he probably got booed by Mets fans in Philly when he entered, he immediately gives up a double. Then he gets squeezed. Through all of these demoralizing kicks to the teeth, he starts making creepy mean faces and grinds it out for three innings and over 50 pitches, his only safety net an old pair of stockings named Scott Schoeneweis (no offense). Plus he rediscovers faith in getting people with the change along the way. He struggled almost the whole time, and gave up some long outs, but his next outing should be very interesting. He may be the most important Met right now, in the best position to buy back this season. Beltran too.

Zvon Aug 27 2008 05:08 PM

He should stop concentrating on looking mean and start concentrating on pitching.

Herb Gardner Aug 27 2008 07:01 PM

is he electric?

cooby Aug 27 2008 07:02 PM

That's what I was going to say.

metirish Aug 27 2008 07:17 PM

I feel bad for his missus.

AG/DC Aug 27 2008 07:51 PM

Zvon wrote: He should stop concentrating on looking mean and start concentrating on pitching. I think he was wonderful.

Elster88 Aug 27 2008 08:01 PM

I like Heilman. I think he has gotten a bad rap. Up until this year. This year he's been bad. That doesn't mean that the boo-birds aren't morons.

TransMonk Aug 27 2008 08:10 PM

Heilman hasn't always had the mean face while he's pitching. I think he developed it when there was talk of him being the closer before Wagner was signed.

Elster88 Aug 27 2008 08:12 PM

TransMonk wrote: there was talk of him being the closer before Wagner was signed. I don't remember that.

Frayed Knot Aug 27 2008 08:12 PM

The little bit of talk radio I heard today still involved a fair amount of Heilman bashing. Heck, he was about the only one NOT to blame for Tuesday night.

AG/DC Aug 27 2008 08:20 PM

This is why I sing.

Elster88 Aug 27 2008 08:24 PM

I hope he leaves, becomes a starter, and wins three straight Cy Youngs.

AG/DC Aug 27 2008 08:43 PM

Herb Gardner wrote: is he electric? No, that's not my reference point. If anything, it's to the e.e. cummings poem, "i sing of olaf, glad and big."

MFS62 Aug 28 2008 07:27 AM

Elster88 wrote: I hope he leaves, becomes a starter, and wins three straight Cy Youngs. Speaking of Aaron the starter - he threw 60 pitches. That's not too far from the number of pitches he might throw in a first test start. (Yeah, I know. It was in three innings. Don't dazzle me with logic, I'm on a roll) Why not give him the chance to start? Later

soupcan Aug 28 2008 07:32 AM

Herb Gardner wrote: is he electric? I'm surprised to see that our friend Herb only has 19 posts. As infrequent a visitor as he is, I believe he has taken on cult status around here. His posts are always noticed and someone is always begging him to stay. Alas, Herb vanishes as soon as he posts. Who is this mysterious CPFer? What drives him? Does The Shadow know?

soupcan Aug 28 2008 07:44 AM

="MFS62"]Why not give him the chance to start? ="Omar Minaya, Willie Randolph, Any & Every Other Member Of The Met Coaching Staff or Front Office Who Has Been Asked The Above Question"]"Aaron is an important part of the bullpen and the role he serves there is just as, if not more, important to the team than having him start..."

seawolf17 Aug 28 2008 07:54 AM

Elster88 wrote: I hope he leaves, becomes a starter, and wins three straight Cy Youngs. I hope he stays, becomes a starter, and wins three straight Cy Youngs. Or four; I'm not going to stop him after three.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 28 2008 08:26 AM

I hope he doesn;t allow a run next time out.

Herb Gardner Aug 28 2008 05:39 PM

soupcan wrote: ="Herb Gardner"]is he electric? I'm surprised to see that our friend Herb only has 19 posts. As infrequent a visitor as he is, I believe he has taken on cult status around here. His posts are always noticed and someone is always begging him to stay. Alas, Herb vanishes as soon as he posts. Who is this mysterious CPFer? What drives him? Does The Shadow know? Well shoot, Mr. soup I get driven by a Ford F150 pickup, round about a 1988. It's sea green and white. I kinda picked it to match my wife Molly's eyes. It does have a shadow when the sun's out, is that what you mean?

RealityChuck Aug 28 2008 09:41 PM

It's like when a small car drives into the circus and a thousand clowns come pouring out.

soupcan Aug 29 2008 07:04 AM

Herb Gardner wrote: Well shoot, Mr. soup I get driven by a Ford F150 pickup, round about a 1988. It's sea green and white. I kinda picked it to match my wife Molly's eyes. It does have a shadow when the sun's out, is that what you mean? A response! I'm speechless.

Herb Gardner Aug 29 2008 08:55 PM

well sir sometimes I have to wait for my wife Molly to get off the phone so I can dial up the intranet. Molly and her sister Wanda get to gabbing and there's no telling how long they'll be. Plus we're on the party line, you know.