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Ron Swoboda

AG/DC Sep 11 2008 08:04 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 11 2008 08:17 AM

<----- I heart this image. It's like we had a Pima Indian in right field. Or Kent McCord.

metirish Sep 11 2008 08:14 AM

It's such a clean picture , he looks like a baseball God.

AG/DC Sep 11 2008 08:16 AM

Exactly, he looks like a baseball god. I'm certain he can turn around a 130-MPH fastball.

soupcan Sep 11 2008 08:17 AM

'One Adam Twelve, One Adam Twelve - a 10-16 in progress at 92630 Chiquita Street. See the man...'

AG/DC Sep 11 2008 08:35 AM

Ron Swoboda Kent McCord Bullet-proof gods.

Benjamin Grimm Sep 11 2008 08:40 AM

Over the years I've received several e-mails that lead me to believe that Ron Swoboda has left a long trail of illegitimate children. My estimate is that about 5 per cent of Americans under the age of 40 have some Ron Swoboda DNA.

AG/DC Sep 11 2008 08:49 AM

Ron Swoboda could clearly impregnate women by swinging a bat in the on-deck circle.

Benjamin Grimm Sep 11 2008 08:51 AM

Are you saying he corked his bat with semen?

AG/DC Sep 11 2008 09:05 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Sep 11 2008 01:50 PM

Some guys try to pick up girls... and get called Yoda This never happened to... Ron Swoboda He batted .242, but girls could not resist his stare Ron Swoboda was never called a Yoda All the girls would blush the color of a cherry soda When he would drive down the street in his new Toyota He batted .242, but girls could not resist his stare Ron Swoboda was never called a Yoda (Not like you) He had the features of a Coeur D'Alene, a Sioux, or Lakota And he wasn't just some hired gun like... Guillermo Mota He batted .242, but girls could not resist his stare Consquently, Ron Swoboda was never called a Yoda When God makes guys like Kent McCord, he works under a quota Randolph Mantooth won't appear on some old street in Sarasota He batted .242, but girls could not resist his stare And that's why Ron Swoboda was never called a Yoda

soupcan Sep 11 2008 09:10 AM

'Squad 10. Truck 127. Possible high-voltage electrocution. 13270 Flower. 13270 Flower. Cross street Third. Time out, 07:51'

Benjamin Grimm Sep 11 2008 09:13 AM

I thought Kent McCord was that guy from the Simpsons? I guess I was... wrong.

Fman99 Sep 11 2008 09:23 AM

="Benjamin Grimm"]Over the years I've received several e-mails that lead me to believe that Ron Swoboda has left a long trail of illegitimate children. My estimate is that about 5 per cent of Americans under the age of 40 have some Ron Swoboda DNA. I used a blacklight and found the Swoboda DNA. Last time I stay in that hotel.

metsguyinmichigan Sep 11 2008 09:40 AM

What a great show. Like with "Emergency," not a lot of emoting going on.

Iubitul Sep 11 2008 11:51 AM

soupcan wrote: 'Squad 10. Truck 127. Possible high-voltage electrocution. 13270 Flower. 13270 Flower. Cross street Third. Time out, 07:51' 'Station 51, 10-4. KMG-365'

dinosaur jesus Sep 11 2008 12:32 PM

I haven't posted here for a long time, because much as I love the Mets, you guys know a lot more about them and have much more interesting things to say about them than I do. And because I'm still recovering from the collapse last year and haven't felt much like talking. I'm posting now just to say that I have to love a place where you can find a whole thread devoted to Ron Swoboda and his semen, including a Jonathan Richman parody devoted to the subject. Keep up the good work, guys.

AG/DC Sep 11 2008 12:45 PM

Great to see Dino back.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Sep 11 2008 01:38 PM

No one ever called him an asshole

holychicken Sep 11 2008 02:19 PM

dinosaur jesus wrote: I haven't posted here for a long time, because much as I love the Mets, you guys know a lot more about them and have much more interesting things to say about them than I do. And because I'm still recovering from the collapse last year and haven't felt much like talking. I'm posting now just to say that I have to love a place where you can find a whole thread devoted to Ron Swoboda and his semen, including a Jonathan Richman parody devoted to the subject. Keep up the good work, guys. Are you me or something? Other than the fact that I post somewhat regularly (nothing can stop ME from wanting to talk, just ask my gf), that's pretty much how I feel.

Benjamin Grimm Sep 11 2008 02:22 PM

I just hope that Ron Swoboda doesn't google his own semen. I'd be a bit, I don't know, flustered, if he ever found this thread. I wonder how many people typically google their own name alongside the word "semen."

holychicken Sep 11 2008 02:24 PM

I assure you there are a few more now then there were a couple of minutes ago. I KNOW of at least one.

metirish Sep 11 2008 02:25 PM

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I just hope that Ron Swoboda doesn't google his own semen. I'd be a bit, I don't know, flustered, if he ever found this thread. I wonder how many people typically google their own name alongside the word "semen." Jeter probably has done that.

soupcan Sep 11 2008 02:25 PM

Two.