I know email jokes are really just a matter of taste, and I don't even usually read them.
Just got this one from my sister though and thought it was funny.
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral, well attended by other members of the medical community. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.'
The proctologist fainted
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