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Carlos Voltran

themetfairy
Sep 25 2008 03:21 PM

[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/news/struggling_mets_combine_to_form]From The Onion[/url]

OlerudOwned
Sep 25 2008 03:45 PM

]Meanwhile, defending a comfortable 600-0 lead in the top of ninth, the Mets decided to rest up Carlos Voltron by moving him to the outfield and replacing him with reliever Aaron Heilman, who lost the lead and eventually the game after giving up 618 runs to close the inning.

D'aw.

Willets Point
Sep 25 2008 05:10 PM

The only question is, are The Onion writer Mets-haters? Or Mets fans?

Elster88
Sep 25 2008 07:12 PM

Mets fans are Mets haters. Haven't you ever been to a game at Shea or listened to the radio?

TransMonk
Sep 26 2008 01:03 AM

[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/everything_on_tv_reminds]more[/url]

holychicken
Sep 26 2008 08:07 AM

I am definitely going to be Carlos Voltron for Halloween this year.

Willets Point
Sep 26 2008 02:35 PM

Elster88 wrote:
Mets fans are Mets haters. Haven't you ever been to a game at Shea or listened to the radio?


...or read this forum.

Kind of the point I was trying to make.

holychicken
Sep 26 2008 03:33 PM

Willets Point wrote:
...or read this forum.

Kind of the point I was trying to make.

I don't hate the Mets, they hate me. Why else would they abuse me so?