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Stupid Overplayed Office Quips

AG/DC
Oct 06 2008 07:17 AM

Hey, you're looking good. Got a job interview?

themetfairy
Oct 06 2008 07:27 AM

So - do you?

HahnSolo
Oct 06 2008 07:29 AM

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

metirish
Oct 06 2008 07:32 AM

Is it Friday yet?

themetfairy
Oct 06 2008 07:34 AM

Hump Day

AG/DC
Oct 06 2008 07:37 AM

themetfairy wrote:
So - do you?


I'm just a sharp-looking guy.

themetfairy
Oct 06 2008 07:40 AM

Everybody loves a sharp dressed man -

Farmer Ted
Oct 06 2008 08:11 AM

Whoa, khakis today? I didn't get the memo.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 06 2008 08:22 AM

This must be the loc.... OW! AHHHH!! MY EYES! WHY??!!! UHHHhhhhhhhh... (dies)

Kong76
Oct 06 2008 08:51 AM

We open today, or am I the only one who gives a crap around here?

metirish
Oct 06 2008 09:17 AM

weekend went fast huh?

bmfc1
Oct 06 2008 11:03 AM

The elevator is either a "local" or "express."

metsguyinmichigan
Oct 06 2008 11:05 AM
Re: Stupid Overplayed Office Quips

AG/DC wrote:
Hey, you're looking good. Got a job interview?



This happened to me last December.

I said "Yes, I do." The boss then laughed.

I was being truthful. Got the job, too!