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Battle: 15 Fman vs. 18 TheOldMole

Fman99

2 votes

TheOldMole

0 votes

Fman99 Nov 30 2008 08:30 PM

Hope this isn't too early -- I am swamped tomorrow. Good luck Mole. This is "Roberto," sung to the tune of Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla" and concerning former Met Roberto Petagine. With a face full of pocks and a lefty stick He sucked for the Mets but pulled a neat trick Couldn't do shit in the orange in blue So went to Japan won an HR title or two For the Mets this guy couldn't hit a brick wall for Yomiuri he wailed for the Swallows he balled Oh no, I ain't no Tuffy Rhodes Go go Roberto, yeah Oh no, I'd rake in Mexico Go go Roberto, yeah Rinji news o moshiagemasu! Rinji news o moshiagemasu! Petagine ga Flushing hoomen e mukatte imasu! Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai! Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai! ("Attention, emergency news! Attention, emergency news! Petagine is going toward the Flushing area! Immediately escape, catch up, find shelter please! Immediately escape, catch up, find shelter please!") Oh no, I'm the white Sadahara Oh Go go Roberto, yeah Oh no, Four-A in Tokyo Go go Roberto, yeah History shows again and again What blows in the states can still rake in Japan Go go Roberto!

A Boy Named Seo Dec 01 2008 02:25 AM

That "Godzilla" song rocked these socks off. Funny stuff, Fman. Way to kick '08 off. Can't wait for Mole. Good luck, guys!

Fman99 Dec 03 2008 10:31 AM

Well I am voting for my own self. I would have done so even if Mole had shown up this week.

sharpie Dec 03 2008 10:36 AM

you might want to PM Mole.

Fman99 Dec 04 2008 04:27 AM

sharpie wrote: you might want to PM Mole. Yep, did that. Nothing yet.

metirish Dec 04 2008 04:42 AM

Mole is probably busy with our scrabble game over at facebook.

themetfairy Dec 04 2008 05:08 AM

YOUR Scrabble game? He's cheating on me....

HahnSolo Dec 04 2008 06:42 AM

Bud Selig has ruled that all Parody Challenge matchups will be played to their conclusion.

seawolf17 Dec 04 2008 12:43 PM

One more day - I'll try to check in with him too.