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Song Parody Battle: 3-sharpie vs. 14-A Boy Named Seo

sharpie

12 votes

A Boy Named Seo

14 votes

A Boy Named Seo Dec 08 2008 03:59 PM

Rico Do you know what happened to that ol' Shaun Fitzmaurice? A Philly high school hired ex-Met DeFelice? With a click to your left and a click to the right You can find those old one-time Mets. But I don't feel like someone special, I'm feeling more depressed. My name is Rico, you've forgotten who I am... But there's a new post if a fart leaves Jeff Tam. And no one asks, but if they did, I'd say, "I'm fine." Oh Rico, Rico, here comes "Good Fit" thread, oh-nine. Saw Bogar on the beach and Boisclair on T.V. Two... of eight hundred stars, it means so much to me! One's a birthday clown, one sells shoes But then no one cares what old Rico's been up to... My name is Rico, you've forgotten who I am... But you'd remember if my name was Jerry Cram. And no one asks, but if they did, I'd say, "I'm fine." Oh Rico, Rico, here comes "Good Fit" thread, oh-nine. ...awesome sax solo... Hey now (woo!), look at that. Did Edgy really track you down? At the end of the drive, the newsmen arrive, you make me feel alive, alive, alive! I'll get a glance... but it might take a DUI... I tell you something, that thread is stinking! I tell you something, it leads me to drinking! My name is Rico, you don't need to understand... Rubin, find me and do a piece on where I am. Oh Rico, Rico more than a title of a thread. I hope you think of me before they find me dead. ...awesome sax outtro... Do-do-do's... THE END.

HahnSolo Dec 09 2008 06:03 AM

Awesome.

sharpie Dec 09 2008 07:14 AM

ROGER CRAIG What good is thinking ‘bout Anthony Young Zambrano or Yorkis Perez Let’s look up Roger Craig, that bum Let’s look up Roger Craig Shut down the Google Crane Pool and E-Bay Crank up UMDB Let’s look up Roger Craig, that bum Let’s look up Roger Craig. Lost 24 In ‘62 Then he went 5 and 22 In ‘63 My head is spinning. Yes Hook and Cisco Were also real bad That team really couldn’t play But Craig was the worst of all, that bum Let’s look up Roger Craig There was a Bill James fan Who was my neighbor He’d talk of VORP, win shares And all things SABR. He wasn’t what you’d call a Roger-loather Said with his stuff He could’ve been a closer. The day he moved I’d no one left to bicker And descended into Netflix, porn and liquor And though Roger never plied his trade in Queens He was the ghost that haunted all my dreams. I think how Roger taught Mike Scott to throw the split And how he nearly turned our Series dreams to shit What good is blaming the ones who came next? Rog set the mold his way Let’s look up Roger Craig, that bum Let’s look up Roger Craig. And as for me As for me… I’ll take revenge for New York City When I die, I’m taking Craig with me. Start by admitting That losses do count. You shouldn’t rate just E-R-A! He lost 46 games, that bum In only two years he lost that sum Yes, I looked up Roger Craig!

soupcan Dec 09 2008 07:21 AM

'Awesome' as well to sharpie. Cabaret holds special memories for me. Great, great, great job!

Edgy MD Dec 09 2008 07:22 AM

soupcan wrote: Cabaret holds special memories for me. Do tell.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 09 2008 07:23 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 09 2008 07:33 AM

soupcan Dec 09 2008 07:32 AM

Edgy DC wrote: soupcan wrote: Cabaret holds special memories for me. Do tell. Nothing so scandalous. As a kid I had a best friend whose parents were Broadway actors. His mom, Erica Yohn, was in Gypsy, Cabaret, Lenny and a host of others. His dad, Tom Rosqui was in Sticks and Bones, Waiting For Godot and more. When I was 11 or so they moved to Los Angeles to try TV and movies. Experienced moderate success. Best known roles for Tom were Godfather I & II, Erica in Godfather II as well. I just remember going to see her in Cabaret more than a few times, meeting Joel Grey, learning the songs. That's all.

Frayed Knot Dec 09 2008 07:35 AM

To me, nothing says divine decadance like Soupcan.

HahnSolo Dec 09 2008 07:37 AM

soupcan wrote: soupcan wrote: Cabaret holds special memories for me. Do tell. Nothing so scandalous. As a kid I had a best friend whose parents were Broadway actors. His mom, Erica Yohn, was in Gypsy, Cabaret, Lenny and a host of others. His dad, Tom Rosqui was in Sticks and Bones, Waiting For Godot and more. When I was 11 or so they moved to Los Angeles to try TV and movies. Experienced moderate success. Best known roles for Tom were Godfather I & II, Erica in Godfather II as well. I just remember going to see her in Cabaret more than a few times, meeting Joel Grey, learning the songs. That's all. Impressive "guest-star" credit lists for both on imdb.com.

themetfairy Dec 09 2008 07:40 AM

Excellent matchup guys - well done!

G-Fafif Dec 09 2008 09:43 AM

I am kvelling from both.

Edgy MD Dec 09 2008 09:48 AM

soupcan wrote: I just remember going to see her in Cabaret more than a few times, meeting Joel Grey, learning the songs. That's all. You and Jennifer totally snogged, didn't you?

Fman99 Dec 09 2008 07:31 PM

Lyrically they are on par with each other, so I will go for glam 80's rock over show tunes.

cooby Dec 10 2008 08:41 PM

I wanted to name my daughter Rio back in the day...

sharpie Dec 11 2008 07:19 AM

'Grats, Seo. I had a bad feeling when I saw that you were my first-round opponent. Where the hell are the rest of you guys' songs?

A Boy Named Seo Dec 11 2008 08:52 AM

Thanks. Very fortunate to sneak past you with a 'W'. More parodies NOW!!!!

themetfairy Dec 11 2008 08:54 AM

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Thanks. Very fortunate to sneak past you with a 'W'. More parodies NOW!!!! Yeah, really - what's with everyone? The first round should be in full swing by now! Congrats Seo, who is always a worthy opponent (to whom I lost in the past). And WTG Sharpie - you guys both rocked, um, Broadwayed, um, were great :)

Zvon Dec 11 2008 05:09 PM

Both are great. Nice job. Took balls to go with Cabaret.