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CPF Parody Classic: (4) JC Lunchbucket v. (13) Zvon

(4) John Cougar Lunchbucket

19 votes

(13) Zvon

4 votes

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 20 2008 06:17 PM

May the best song win!

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 20 2008 06:20 PM

Everyday in the Park Everyday in the park I see Marlon Anderson arrive Everyday in the park He hits a buffet table line drive Marlon sitting, Marlon eating Fried chicken and ice cream Spicy Italian subs Grmmmph-mmm-hm-hmm, chomp-mmph-mm-mm Can he stuff it (yes, he can) And he’s been chowing such a long time Look at his waist Everyday in the park I see Anderson standing by Everyday in the park Waiting for his turn to arrive Marlon sitting, Marlon chatting A man blowing bubbles Waiting for his call Will you help us change a game? Can you pinch hit? Yes, I can And I’ve been waiting such a long time For today… Slow motion replays flash the memory of the day When the fat man had an adventure you might say Listen, Met fans, I will recall I will recall… On this day, in the park June eleven, two-thousand five On a ball, in the park He made it home but barely alive Marlon reaching, Marlon touching A real bad collision Stitches in his mug Listen, Marlon, chubby Marlon Can you pinch hit? Yes, I can And I’ve been waiting such a long time For buffet…

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 20 2008 08:43 PM

hanging here

metirish Dec 20 2008 08:54 PM

That's just brilliant, poor Marlon.

Nymr83 Dec 21 2008 12:50 AM

fuck sory voted by accident, not sober

MFS62 Dec 21 2008 08:06 AM

That one's going to be tough to beat. Later

A Boy Named Seo Dec 21 2008 12:25 PM

Drunk posting on this board is some of the best posting.

Zvon Dec 21 2008 12:57 PM

YIKES! I'm losing already :)

Zvon Dec 21 2008 01:00 PM

Mardie Cornejo Sung to the "Scooby Doo Show" theme. Mardie-Corne-jo, I don't know....Were you a mid reliever? Mardie-Corne-jo, I don't know cause Grant traded Tom Seaver. Looked up Corne-jo, now i know..that you did not pitch shitty. And Rose may have pwnd you, but its true, that you pwnd Michael Schmidtty. You know I quit the team the year before you came because of M. Donald Grants act. Midnight wack! And Corne-jo you didn't blow. You make me wish I'd never turned my back. I was slack! Mardie-Corne-jo, where'd you go? They sent you down, a pity. A trade then had you go, Corne-jo, unto the motor city.

Zvon Dec 21 2008 01:02 PM

Awsum job JCL. I should just concede,lol.

A Boy Named Seo Dec 21 2008 01:12 PM

You already got one vote from Nymr, so keep your head up, Z. I like the TV theme angle. I think that's a first. Great job, both!

Zvon Dec 21 2008 01:29 PM

A Boy Named Seo wrote: You already got one vote from Nymr, so keep your head up, Z. I like the TV theme angle. I think that's a first. Great job, both! Thanks Seo. I saw the name Mardie Cornejo and thought who the hell is this guy? That's when I decided I had to find a way to go with him. As a consolation prize I have learned who he is and know more about him than I have any right to. If I went with a song longer than a paragraph I may have been able to work in some of those Cornejo funfacts.

Frayed Knot Dec 21 2008 01:39 PM

A Boy Named Seo wrote: I like the TV theme angle. I think that's a first. Actually the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme got used in a Jack Fisher parody 3 or 4 years back.

Edgy MD Dec 21 2008 02:16 PM

But so far only one sea shanty.

Valadius Dec 21 2008 02:19 PM

When was that?

Edgy MD Dec 21 2008 02:24 PM

Six years back now. http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewto ... 0be847f62e

DocTee Dec 21 2008 06:18 PM

Seeing as I am at Mardie Carnejo level now, I abstain.

themetfairy Dec 21 2008 08:00 PM

You can unabstain Doc - you've moved up a level. Nice parodying gentlemen!

soupcan Dec 22 2008 07:25 AM

Went with Lunchables but you definitely get style points Z.

cooby Dec 22 2008 06:50 PM

I did not vote in this but I find that I cannot

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 25 2008 08:39 PM

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: June eleven, two-thousand five It was today's "Met Classic"

Nymr83 Dec 25 2008 08:50 PM

soupcan wrote: Went with Lunchables but you definitely get style points Z. style points + points from drunk voters still = falling short

Zvon Dec 25 2008 09:19 PM

Nymr83 wrote: soupcan wrote: Went with Lunchables but you definitely get style points Z. style points + points from drunk voters still = falling short Ill take any points i can get ;) Ill try harder next year. This was fun.

Nymr83 Dec 25 2008 10:16 PM

you should lobby for a Mets art contest, but i don't think anyone would be willing to go up against you!