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CPF Parody Classic (8) holychicken v. (9) metsmarathon

holychicken

12 votes

metsmarathon

17 votes

metsmarathon Dec 23 2008 01:36 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 24 2008 07:51 AM

Do they know their pitching coach at all? He travels ‘round Just like Santa with no sleigh Pitching prospect development he coordinates To Roberto Clemente he surrendered a milestone The next year he tossed a gem in Cinc’natti But they don’t care They must be pretty dumb Oh, pitching sure is hard, but when their throwing’s done They could log on to their PCs And look up baseball reference Instead of probably ogling coeds pictured with no pants Or they might be watching videos of Rick Astley on YouTube Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you All the Met fans knew his locker’s ‘tween Koos and Seav’ The great left hander from the seventies (Oooh) shea stadium where he threw No baby tigers knew Do they know their pitching coach at all? (here’s to you) Jon Matlack, I’ve parodied (here’s to them) toiling in the minor leagues Do they know their pitching coach at all? Google hi-im Google hi-im Google hi-im Let them know their pitching coach again Google hi-im Let them know their pitching coach again

metsmarathon Dec 23 2008 02:13 PM

i do hope my reference isn't too obscure... http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=10642

holychicken Dec 23 2008 05:39 PM

(I Can't Get No) Grip on my Bat I can’t get no grip on my bat I can’t get no grip on my bat I grip hard and harder and harder and harder I can’t get no, I can’t get no When I’m standing in the box And that ball floats down the middle It’s begging me more and more To swing for the outfield fences Supposed to clear off all the bases But I can't get no, oh no no no hey hey hey, watch out that way. I can’t get no grip on my bat I can’t get no grip on my bat I grip hard and harder and harder and harder I can’t get no, I can’t get no When i'm takin' my BP And Wilpon comes in to tell me How whupped my ass will be If I hit somebody and the Mets get sued But I just can't guarantee Cause I can't get no, oh no no no Hey hey hey, watch out that way. I can’t get no grip on my bat What's this pine tar? Ain't heard of that? I grip hard and harder and harder and harder I can’t get no, I can’t get no That bat's flyin' out my hands And it's hittin' her, bouncin' off of that And im trying to make amends And i'm told, baby better bring her memorbilia 'cause I'm on a bat losing streak. I can't get no, oh no no. Hey hey hey, watch out that way I can’t get no grip on my bat I can’t get no grip on my bat I grip hard and harder and harder and harder I can’t get no, I can’t get no And it's Jeromy Burnitz.

cooby Dec 23 2008 08:32 PM

Thinking about Jeromy and his flying bat still makes me laugh

MFS62 Dec 24 2008 05:46 AM

What song is Thon's parody based on? Later

Edgy MD Dec 24 2008 06:13 AM

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" (Geldof, Ure) Band Aid 1984

MFS62 Dec 24 2008 06:15 AM

Thank you. Later

metsmarathon Dec 24 2008 07:53 AM

i added the video above. hope it helps enough to trick you into voting for me.

d'Kong76 Dec 26 2008 03:02 PM

I just accidentally voted for holychicken (sorry charl, er, I mean chicken) but meant to vote for 'thon. Judges take note that the score is off if this ends in a tie.

Zvon Dec 27 2008 12:30 PM

Both excellent as usual. Love the angle of the Xmas spoof. The Stones one hit the funny bone more.

metirish Jan 21 2009 08:33 AM

I missed this and just voted now , is it still open?