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Holiday week presidential trivia

metsguyinmichigan Dec 22 2008 01:05 PM

As my cool presidential trivia calendar has just a few pages left: Among U.S. presidents, Warren G. Harding had the largest _____. (Nothing dirty. I know how some of you think...)

Willets Point Dec 22 2008 01:14 PM

Among U.S. presidents, Warren G. Harding had the largest <b>dirigible</b>. Every Sunday he'd pack that helium-filled baby with cold brewskis, lingerie models, and a brass band and take the whole White House staff and their families out for a party.. He'd hover out over the Potomac, drop a line, and fish until he was drunk. Harding was an angry drunk, so often White House pages were dropped out in the river during his violent rages. But no one wanted to mess with a man who owned a giant dirigible. Besides, it was Prohibition, where else were they going to get such good beer for free?

Valadius Dec 22 2008 01:17 PM

Nose, probably. Dude looked like a bird.

metsguyinmichigan Dec 22 2008 01:21 PM

Both are wrong, but I have to say that I was really impressed with Willet's wrongness to the point that I really, really wished that it was correct, and am sad to say that after reading his answer, the true one just isn't as fun.

Gwreck Dec 22 2008 01:25 PM

largest...winning percentage in the popular vote?

Benjamin Grimm Dec 22 2008 01:26 PM

Hat size?

metirish Dec 22 2008 01:31 PM

="Benjamin Grimm":1y8eu9ro]Hat size?[/quote:1y8eu9ro] That was Bruce Bochy Largest hands? Edgy DC Dec 22 2008 01:41 PM Bathtub. metsguyinmichigan Dec 22 2008 01:45 PM Circling the answer, but not in the tub! Valadius Dec 22 2008 02:06 PM Head? Fman99 Dec 22 2008 06:17 PM He had the largest anus. You could park a Model T in that cavernous sphincter of his. In fact, the Warren G. Harding Presidential Library is housed in a two story scale replica of the man's lower colon. The scale is 1:1. seawolf17 Dec 22 2008 06:29 PM Come on, somebody say "schlong." metirish Dec 22 2008 07:29 PM Largest left testicle? Willets Point Dec 22 2008 07:37 PM Rare photo of one of Harding's fishing trips. metsguyinmichigan Dec 22 2008 09:22 PM ="Willets Point"]Rare photo of one of Harding's fishing trips. Damn, that's good! But the answer is his feet.