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TheOldMole
Jan 03 2009 08:54 AM

Semi-watching the Sugar Bowl last night. Alabama had QB John Parker Wilson, and someone else named John Michael Boswell. So I started thinking about other athletes who've had three names. I don't mean nicknames like Choo Choo Coleman or Big Papi Ortiz -- three real names. Initials like OJ don't count either.

Here are a few:

Wily Mo Pena
Jim Ray Hart
John David Crow
Michael Ray Richardson
John Henry Johnson


Has any other team had two 3-name guys at the same time?
Willie Mays Aikens

MFS62
Jan 03 2009 10:05 AM

Whan I heard the QB's three names last night, the first thing that I thought of was "serial killer". Seems like the newspapers like to use all three names when reporting about them.

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Edgy DC
Jan 03 2009 10:17 AM

James Rodney Richard springs to mind. Among Mets, I've got Roy Lee Jackson and Bobby Gene Smith.

TheOldMole
Jan 03 2009 10:21 AM

Good Mets -- but Richard was mostly called J.R.

Valadius
Jan 03 2009 10:43 AM

Lee Roy Selmon?
John David Booty?

TheOldMole
Jan 03 2009 11:03 AM

Joe Don Looney.

Kong76
Jan 03 2009 11:06 AM

I know it doesn't really count, but I gotta submit Larry Wayne Jones.

Rockin' Doc
Jan 03 2009 11:30 AM

Roger Jackass Clemens - I know it isn't his real name, but it should be. Besides I just enjoyed typing it.


Legitimate 3 name athletes I can recall:
Billy Joe Tolliver (NFL QB 1989-1999)
Joe Barry Carroll (NBA Center 1980-1991)

Mole's Joe Don Looney made me think of actor Joe Don Baker of <i>Walking Tall</i> fame.

OlerudOwned
Jan 03 2009 11:44 AM

At one point I clearly remember the Saints having a pair of quarterbacks named Billy Joe Hobert and Billy Joe Tolliver.

Edgy DC
Jan 03 2009 11:54 AM

I think you're thinking of Bobby Hebert.

Rockin' Doc
Jan 03 2009 12:00 PM

Bobby Hebert (Bobby Joseph Hebert Jr) was an NFL QB from 1985-1996. He and Tolliver were both quaterbacks with the Saints, but they never actually were in New Orleans at the same time. Bobby Hebert was the Saints quaterback from 1985-1992 while Billy Joe Tolliver ended his career with the Saints in 1998 and 1999.

To the best of my knowledge, I don't remember Bobby Hebert ever being referred to as Bobby Joe Hebert.

OlerudOwned
Jan 03 2009 12:04 PM

There's a treasure trove in the lists of Quebecois hockey players, with:

- Jean-Sébastiens (Giguère, Aubin)
- Marc-Andrés (Bergeron, Fleury, Gragnani)
- Jean-Pierres (Dumont, Bordeleau)
- Jean-François (David, Fortin, Jacques, Racine, Quintin, Sauvé)
- Jean-Guys (Gendron, Gratton, Lagace, Talbot)

Also, double-hyphen action in Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre and current Devil Pierre-Luc Létourneau-Leblond.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 03 2009 12:05 PM

Billie Jean King

OlerudOwned
Jan 03 2009 12:06 PM

="Rockin' Doc":i5xqpmzo]Bobby Hebert (Bobby Joseph Hebert Jr) was an NFL QB from 1985-1996. He and Tolliver were both quaterbacks with the Saints, but they never actually were in New Orleans at the same time. Bobby Hebert was the Saints quaterback from 1985-1992 while Billy Joe Tolliver ended his career with the Saints in 1998 and 1999. To the best of my knowledge, I don't remember Bobby Hebert ever being referred to as Bobby Joe Hebert.[/quote:i5xqpmzo]
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/t ... r/1999.htm

Billy Joe Hobert was real, and he was fantastic. In the sense that he lead the team with a 68.9 QB rating.

Rockin' Doc
Jan 03 2009 12:17 PM

OO - <i>"Billy Joe Hobert was real, and was fantastic. In the sense that he lead the team with a 68.9 QB rating."</i>

Damn, great find. I have no recollection of Billy Joe Hobert. Please accept my humble apology for ever doubting the accuracy of your recollection. Of course, in my (and Edgy's) defense, the Saints of that era were pretty forgettable.

Frayed Knot
Jan 03 2009 01:13 PM

Gilbert Gottfried (running through a list of three-named people): "... most of the Cosby Show"

dgwphotography
Jan 03 2009 01:45 PM

Billy Joe Dupre
Lee Roy Jordan

Cowboy teammates from '73 - '76

MFS62
Jan 03 2009 01:52 PM

Jerry Dean Hinsley

How soon they forget.
Sigh

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dgwphotography
Jan 03 2009 01:54 PM

Van Lingle Mungo

G-Fafif
Jan 03 2009 02:05 PM

Over his relatively brief tenure in New York, Ed Whitson morphed into Eddie Lee Whitson as if to position him a rube out of water in the big city.

TheOldMole
Jan 04 2009 10:24 AM

And a footballer who should have had a third name but didn't: Billy Joe.

Centerfield
Jan 04 2009 07:23 PM

DAE. SUNG. KOO.

Valadius
Jan 04 2009 08:17 PM

Jae Weong Seo. Chan Ho Park.

HahnSolo
Jan 05 2009 06:25 AM

An actor who should have been a football player:
Joe Don Baker.

Fman99
Jan 05 2009 06:45 AM

Cock And Balls.

DocTee
Jan 05 2009 08:24 AM

Yadier Fucking Molina

G-Fafif
Jan 05 2009 12:14 PM

John Quincy Adams

RealityChuck
Jan 05 2009 12:32 PM

Grover Cleveland Alexander

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Karim Abdul-Jabbar

And, outside of sports, Ray Jay Johnson. But you doesn't have to call him that.

G-Fafif
Jan 05 2009 12:53 PM

Charles Nelson...BLANK

(Match Game, like running for president, is sort of a sport.)

metsguyinmichigan
Jan 05 2009 01:02 PM

="G-Fafif":2p99ykre]Charles Nelson...BLANK (Match Game, like running for president, is sort of a sport.)[/quote:2p99ykre]

Match Game was a strange show. The contestant was almost entirely dependent on six coked-up, pill-woozy, past-their-prime celebs to come up with the same obvious punch line to the bad joke.

And Gene Rayburn had that really skinny microphone.

G-Fafif
Jan 05 2009 01:11 PM

="metsguyinmichigan":1egj59m2]
="G-Fafif":1egj59m2]Charles Nelson...BLANK (Match Game, like running for president, is sort of a sport.)[/quote:1egj59m2] Match Game was a strange show. The contestant was almost entirely dependent on six coked-up, pill-woozy, past-their-prime celebs to come up with the same obvious punch line to the bad joke. And Gene Rayburn had that really skinny microphone.[/quote:1egj59m2]

Game Show Network did a documentary on it a while back and downplayed the role of Richard Dawson because, apparently, nobody else on the show liked him.

As for three names, from the league of infamy, James Earl Ray.

DocTee
Jan 05 2009 02:29 PM

More infamy:

John Wilkes Booth

Lee Harvey Oswald

Rockin' Doc
Jan 05 2009 05:17 PM

G-Fafif - <i>"As for three names, from the league of infamy, James Earl Ray."</i>

DocTee - <i>"More infamy:
John Wilkes Booth
Lee Harvey Oswald"</i>

John Wayne Gacy, yet another infamous 3 named killer.

MFS62
Jan 05 2009 05:49 PM

="Rockin' Doc":kb2e3fd2]G-Fafif - <i>"As for three names, from the league of infamy, James Earl Ray."</i> DocTee - <i>"More infamy: John Wilkes Booth Lee Harvey Oswald"</i> John Wayne Gacy, yet another infamous 3 named killer.[/quote:kb2e3fd2]

See the second post in this thread. I beat ya' to it, concept-wise.

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Edgy DC
Jan 06 2009 07:20 AM

It's not really fair. Killers are intentionally reported by three names in the media in order to protect as many similarly named folk as possible.

MFS62
Jan 06 2009 10:54 AM

="Edgy DC":3a8rlx4l]It's not really fair. Killers are intentionally reported by three names in the media in order to protect as many similarly named folk as possible.[/quote:3a8rlx4l]
I understand the reason. But Doc and I probably aren't the only folks who hear three names and think "killer".

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Frayed Knot
Jan 06 2009 11:07 AM

="Edgy DC":5pz8q11c]It's not really fair. Killers are intentionally reported by three names in the media in order to protect as many similarly named folk as possible.[/quote:5pz8q11c]

And, man, is Lee Harry Oswald happy about that!

TheOldMole
Jan 06 2009 11:15 AM

Edgy -- I never knew that.

Edgy DC
Jan 06 2009 11:20 AM

Yeah, if the papers ever call you to inquire about Edward Lee DC, get ready to make statements as to my quietness.

Fman99
Jan 06 2009 12:03 PM

="metsguyinmichigan":c227san8]
="G-Fafif":c227san8]Charles Nelson...BLANK (Match Game, like running for president, is sort of a sport.)[/quote:c227san8] Match Game was a strange show. The contestant was almost entirely dependent on six coked-up, pill-woozy, past-their-prime celebs to come up with the same obvious punch line to the bad joke. And Gene Rayburn had that really skinny microphone.[/quote:c227san8]

Today, the most watchable dated game show ever. They even had the year in the title, like they knew it'd be a time capsule for absurdity.

Match Game '77!

At least it kept ol' CNR out of the bathhouses *(not really).

Centerfield
Jan 06 2009 12:45 PM

="Edgy DC":2adjr0r6]Yeah, if the papers ever call you to inquire about Edward Lee DC, get ready to make statements as to my quietness.[/quote:2adjr0r6]

I knew that boy was trouble from Day 1.

metsguyinmichigan
Jan 06 2009 12:55 PM

="Edgy DC":1ewyz84x]It's not really fair. Killers are intentionally reported by three names in the media in order to protect as many similarly named folk as possible.[/quote:1ewyz84x]

Damn straight. When the guitarist from Iron Maiden finally goes on that rampage, I want to make sure people aren't confusing him with me!

dgwphotography
Jan 06 2009 01:03 PM

(now I have the Match Game theme song stuck in my head)

James Earl Jones

Valadius
Jan 06 2009 02:58 PM

Ben Ray Lujan, Congressman from New Mexico.

G-Fafif
Jan 06 2009 03:13 PM

Former First Lady Lady Bird Johnson

dgwphotography
Jan 06 2009 06:31 PM

James Tiberius Kirk
Jean-Luc Picard

RealityChuck
Jan 06 2009 07:02 PM

Billy Bob Thornton
Tommy Lee Jones
Peter Lind Hayes
Thomas Haden Church
Marcia Gay Hardin
Ray Dennis Steckler
William Howard Taft
Tracy Keenan Wynn
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Grace Lee Whitney

TheOldMole
Jan 07 2009 12:06 PM

I wonder how many of these are actually called two names by their friends? I would guess probably both of the Joe Dons --Looney and Baker. Probably Billy Bob Thornton. Johnny Cash's son John Carter Cash is actually called John Carter. But I'm guessing none of his buddies ever knocked on the door and said "can William Howard come out and play?"

Valadius
Jan 07 2009 12:08 PM

Former Senator Ben Nighthorse Campbell.

Frayed Knot
Jan 07 2009 12:34 PM

Keenan Ivory Wayans
Jennifer Love Hewitt (who her friends simply call 'Love')


It's always fun to listen to Russian politicians (or just Russians in general if you happen to know any) refer to each other by first & middle - but never last - names. It's a kind of formality designed to show how informal you are;
"ahh, my good friend Mikael Sergeiovich" the pols would say as they discussed Gorbechev, which was sort of code for; 'see how my informal address to him disguises how much I hate him'. The nicer they were usually meant the odds that tanks were on their way to surround your country estate just went up.

MFS62
Jan 07 2009 01:09 PM

Johann Sebastian Bach

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