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Parody Classic: Soupcan vs. Edgy DC

Soup

18 votes

Edge

8 votes

Edgy MD Jan 14 2009 08:38 AM

You go.

soupcan Jan 14 2009 09:10 AM

Sa-decki Sa-decki is his name Throwing baseballs was his game Sa-decki Sa-decki Sadecki is his name In the Polish Hall of Fame Sa-decki Sa-decki Drafted by Saint Loo Teenager showed no fear Won as much he lost Got team 'rookie of the year' Looked like a good career Even won twenty, Sa-decki But nineteen sixty-four Turned to nineteen sixty-five That meant six and fifteen baby No baby, no It looks like San Francisco for Ray Sadecki Sad-ecki what a pity How soon they forgot You beat the Yankees, Ray And you started their long rot Sa-decki you were pretty But they didn't care Its guys like Sa-decki Oh what you do 'decki, Sa-decki You'd come through Sa-decki Sa-decki Frisco days were okay but now Its on to the Big Shea The Mets used you and how Against the Oakland A's You got the Game four save fell just short, Sa-decki After one more year they didn't want your great lefthand You were sent far down south You took it like a man Oh, please baby, please Come back and plug the dam, 'decki Sad-ecki what what a pity There are none like you You start and you relieve It’s a special thing you do Sa-decki you're so pretty Any type of jam It's guys like you, 'decki Oh, what you do, 'decki, Sa-decki It’s a lost art 'decki Sa-decki was the man When the team was in a jam Sa-decki, Sa-decki Sa-decki'd start or not He'd come in, in a big spot Sa-decki, Sa-decki Sa-decki did it all Was a master with the ball Sa-decki, Sa-decki Sa-decki is his name And from the Giants he came, Sa-decki Sadecki what a pity Were so versa-tile Traded for the Baby Bull That had to have made you smile Sa-decki was so happy Shipped him out of town Should have kept you 'decki Oh what you do, 'decki, Sa-decki They needed you 'decki Sa-decki what a pity Met fans understand You took them by the heart When you threw with your left hand Sa-decki you were gritty Met fans understand A guy like Sa-decki Knew what to do 'decki, Sa-decki You sure came through 'decki Sa-decki what a pity Had to let you go Fans wanted you to stay M. Donald Grant said no Sa-decki you were groovy In seventy-four Why did you go 'decki When you left 'decki, it was gory All we got was Joe Torre…

Edgy MD Jan 14 2009 09:18 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 14 2009 10:12 AM

I came up back with the eighties Phillies I had no lacking of the offensive skillies But I was a second-rate second-base-man! To tell the truth, I was a Demolition Man! By eighty-nine they thought they’d try me in center Speedy yes, but still a dubious defender Time to come up with a whole new plan Must find a buyer for the Demolition Man! I'm a walking nightmare, make a stadium a tomb I could kill a fuckin’ franchise when I walk into the room Name's Juan Samuel, I'm the sort of thing they ban I'm a walking disaster, I'm a Demolition Man! (Demolition! Demolition!) (Demolition! Demolition!) Wilson and Dykstra were platoon-plan bashin’ The Phillies GM, he called Frank Cashen You’ve got to question his attention span Frank made a deal for the Demolition Man! Cause I got a crazy legacy of a very special kind With Baerga and with Alomar, conflate us in your mind Name's Juan Samuel, I'm the sort of thing they ban I'm a walking disaster, I'm a Demolition Man! (Demolition! Demolition!) (Demolition! Demolition!) Met historians say the magic died then Dykstra went and every nine-year-old cried then Ask any casual eighties Mets fan Ask about Samuel, they’ll cry out “Demolition Man!” ‘Cause I drive GMs to drink when their teams run up big debts Sent the Dodgers to the shrink when I was finished with the Mets Name's Juan Samuel, I'm the sort of thing they ban I'm a walking disaster, I'm a Demolition Man! (Demolition! Demolition!) (Demolition! Demolition!)

Edgy MD Jan 14 2009 09:41 AM

Down 2-0. Pain. Not a good time for me to submit myself when I'm being a pain in the ass in another thread.

Centerfield Jan 14 2009 10:00 AM

Anyone refusing to vote for your parody because of your arguments in the Hall of Fame thread, rather than the merits of your parody, should be immediately beheaded. Then burned. No wait, burned, then beheaded.

Edgy MD Jan 14 2009 10:09 AM

Then perhaps this is a good time to pat Soupy on the butt.

bmfc1 Jan 14 2009 10:29 AM

Tough decision--each is an excellent entry.

Edgy MD Jan 14 2009 12:33 PM

Not so tough, it seems, for the electorate.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 14 2009 01:03 PM

I can see where a verbatim chorus serves the theme best but I'm not sure it's a winning strategy. The rhyme of Phillies and skillies though -- that was a good risk.

Edgy MD Jan 14 2009 01:05 PM

I think taking the actual title and sticking with it is a huge missed opportunity. I knew that, and yet, here I am, getting an old-school beatdown. OE: I kept the whole tagline at the end of the refrain. When you do that, you suck.

Edgy MD Jan 14 2009 02:34 PM

Not that I concede.

MFS62 Jan 14 2009 02:44 PM

Edgy edges closer. Now 11-3 Looks like fewer than 50% of the usual precincts are reporting. Later

sharpie Jan 14 2009 02:47 PM

The night vote hasn't come in yet.

Edgy MD Jan 15 2009 05:25 PM

Come on and vote, kids.

Fman99 Jan 15 2009 05:46 PM

Went with the Soup. Brilliant stuff though.

Zvon Jan 15 2009 10:01 PM

These are both hilariously classic.

Edgy MD Jan 15 2009 11:07 PM

Consession. Half-measure by me. I sucky suck.

cooby Jan 16 2009 04:15 PM

Don't feel bad Edgy, "Barley" is one of my all time favorites.

Edgy MD Jan 21 2009 07:07 AM

Thanky, it's the only love song I know using the word "piebald." Meanwhile, I think I'm closing the gap here.