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Wifey Watch 2OO9

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 08:57 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 23 2009 01:49 PM

I've been in a wifey slump, unable to find useful photos of Metwives in a timely fashion. Or maybe they've become understandably shy about internet exposure. Anyhow, Glendys Garcia. Glendys and Freddy married in December of 2004. She's the second cousin or niece of Freddy's former manager Ozzie Guillen, depending on which source you believe. Daughter Sophia was born in October of 2005. Her maiden name is Bracho. Facebook returns me this profile for a Glendys Garcia --- http://www.facebook.com/people/Glendys-Garcia/746977757 And this one for Glendys Bracho --- http://www.facebook.com/people/Glendys- ... 1195705064 Lovely people both, it would seem, but I don't think either is our Glendys.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 23 2009 10:10 AM

Here's a gaggle of Met wives. Or a google of Met wives. Name 'em.

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 10:28 AM

Awesome.

themetfairy Jan 23 2009 10:38 AM

The one on the left with the yellow shirt can't believe what's coming out of Microphone Wife's mouth.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 23 2009 10:44 AM

How come microphone at her mouth wife also has a vaginal microphone?

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 10:49 AM

Met Wifeys get big honkin wristwatches.

soupcan Jan 23 2009 11:21 AM

I thought ballplayers attracted pretty women.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 23 2009 11:21 AM

One of 'em wearing Lastings Milledge's crucifix. I'm guessing that's Churchie's wife. Others: Paper-neck on the left is Ms. uh... are these really Met wives?

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 11:27 AM

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":3mrq86uf]One of 'em wearing Lastings Milledge's crucifix. I'm guessing that's Churchie's wife.[/quote:3mrq86uf] Ouch. Did you mean that to come out that way? Here's Jordan Schneider and Tina Church in their National Days getting ogled by (I'm guessing) Ron Darling.

Vic Sage Jan 23 2009 11:48 AM

this is what happens when you trade Kris Benson... all you've got left are canines.

Benjamin Grimm Jan 23 2009 11:56 AM

Are these Met wives? Or are they the Lady Mets Fan Club? (Does that club still exist?)

batmagadanleadoff Jan 23 2009 12:00 PM

Mrs. Crucifix is Damion Easley's wife. Some of the women pictured are not Mets wives.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 23 2009 12:02 PM

Duaner Sanchez's wife is holding the baby.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 23 2009 12:07 PM

Mrs. Jerry Manuel (on the left):

A Boy Named Seo Jan 23 2009 12:17 PM

She wears the purple version of Jerry's specs.

G-Fafif Jan 23 2009 12:29 PM

Ladies in Mets gear...it's all good.

Fman99 Jan 23 2009 01:01 PM

Jeez. I thought I was looking at a Snausages giveaway.

Benjamin Grimm Jan 23 2009 01:06 PM

Now now. A woman doesn't have to be a supermodel to be attractive, you know.

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 01:16 PM

[quote="batmagadanleadoff"]Mrs. Jerry Manuel (on the left):

Got to be Signora Conti behind them --- Pedro's white Mommy.

seawolf17 Jan 23 2009 01:17 PM

The blonde woman holding the baby is cute.

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 01:19 PM

A baby on the hip and one in the oven --- just like the Shewolf up until a week ago.

Fman99 Jan 23 2009 01:27 PM

[quote="Benjamin Grimm":324faxyn]Now now. A woman doesn't have to be a supermodel to be attractive, you know.[/quote:324faxyn] They just look worn out. Like they've been, as the saying goes, 'ridden hard and put away wet.' You'd think women whose husbands made that much money would have time to put themselves together a bit better. But what do I know?

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 01:35 PM

I don't recall ever using --- or hearing --- that saying.

dgwphotography Jan 23 2009 01:41 PM

I always felt a little icky after going through this thread...

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 23 2009 01:47 PM

[quote="Iubitul":1kyusjlb]I always felt a little icky after going through this thread...[/quote:1kyusjlb] You're supposed to.

Willets Point Jan 23 2009 02:42 PM

I just came here to say how this thread always creeps me out, but Iubs beat me too it. I shall now proceed to ignore this thread like I did last years.

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 02:49 PM

I deny that its got to be creepy. I don't present it as wank material at all at all. I mean, just 'cause fman uses it as wank material don't make it so. He uses furniture ads as wank material.

Willets Point Jan 23 2009 02:52 PM

The stalker element actually makes it creepy for me.

Edgy DC Jan 23 2009 03:00 PM

Public people and online info, man. Not like I'm going through their trash.

metirish Jan 23 2009 04:46 PM

We have been through this before , it's fine with me.....

MFS62 Jan 23 2009 04:52 PM

[quote="Edgy DC":xe6ajmmk]I don't recall ever using --- or hearing --- that saying.[/quote:xe6ajmmk] I've heard 'ridden hard and put away wet' many times in old cowboy movies. Yes, it refers to horses. But I haven't heard it in a long while. Later

metsguyinmichigan Jan 23 2009 05:01 PM

[quote="seawolf17":2q5o9euo]The blonde woman holding the baby is cute.[/quote:2q5o9euo] So is the one in the first shot talking with the microphone! Any idea who she is attached to?

Fman99 Jan 23 2009 06:25 PM

[quote="MFS62":38otzyvz][quote="Edgy DC":38otzyvz]I don't recall ever using --- or hearing --- that saying.[/quote:38otzyvz] I've heard 'ridden hard and put away wet' many times in old cowboy movies. Yes, it refers to horses. But I haven't heard it in a long while. Later[/quote:38otzyvz] I am vindicated.

cooby Jan 23 2009 06:55 PM

[quote="batmagadanleadoff"]Here's a gaggle of Met wives. Or a google of Met wives. Name 'em.

I am more apt to think they are Mets moms.

Frayed Knot Jan 24 2009 07:09 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 24 2009 07:19 AM

[quote="MFS62":257kts04][quote="Edgy DC":257kts04]I don't recall ever using --- or hearing --- that saying.[/quote:257kts04] I've heard 'ridden hard and put away wet' many times in old cowboy movies. Yes, it refers to horses. But I haven't heard it in a long while.[/quote:257kts04] I've heard it a bunch of times but never quite got what it was supposed to mean. That the horse got put back in the barn still sweating? ... and, if so, so what? There's been some pick-up truck commercials that have hooked onto that line also - where it makes even less sense IMO. Most likely some lame attempt to sound tough.

DocTee Jan 24 2009 07:16 AM

The one on the extreme right is easily the hottest. Judging by the bling on her wrist, her hubby is well-paid.

themetfairy Jan 24 2009 07:20 AM

[quote="DocTee":35s7dhkh]The one on the extreme right is easily the hottest. Judging by the bling on her wrist, her hubby is well-paid.[/quote:35s7dhkh] Is that Pedro Martinez's wife? The ESPN reporter?

Edgy DC Jan 26 2009 06:41 AM

[quote="DocTee":w4qrdb14]Judging by the bling on her wrist, her hubby is well-paid.[/quote:w4qrdb14] It's a wifey watch! Get it?

Edgy DC Jan 30 2009 03:01 PM

Meredith Kielty Yes, she is on Facebook. Yes, she has friended Aaron Boone. Yes, it is a free country, but no, I don't think it's a good idea for you to try and friend her. Yes, I am thinking of Fman.

soupcan Feb 01 2009 07:15 AM

You're selling Fman short, she's no great shakes.

Fman99 Feb 01 2009 09:57 AM

Eh. Fmeat is indifferent, I would say flying at half mast.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 05 2009 10:08 AM

Holy crap, I hit the Oliver Perez wedding jackpot (and uh, I wouldn't mind hitting his young bride, Luz Arianna Felix Gutierrez Perez): See the whole wedding album! [url]http://www.noroeste.com.mx/publicaciones.php?id=434078 Read the translated article! WEDDING Start the race at the Oliver Love and Light Arianna Pérez Gutiérrez The Bishop of Mexicali, Jose Isidro Guerrero, officiates the wedding. Rodolfo Beltran 15-12-2008 Arianna Gutierrez Luz Felix walked the covered walkway with white rose petals on the Temple of the Holy Cross followed by the arm of her father, Manuel Antonio Gutiérrez Hermosillo, who surrendered on the altar Oliver Pérez Martínez. That unforgettable night, the lovers gave themselves to the Bishop of Mexicali, José Isidro Guerrero Macías, then ask them if they swore to love and respect for the rest of their lives. His parents were involved as sponsors of Vigil, Manuel Antonio Gutierrez Hermosillo, Luz María Félix Gutiérrez, Ismael Ruiz Pérez and María Elena Martínez Pérez, while Manuel Antonio Gutiérrez Félix and María Elena Martínez Pérez, I placed the noose, and Omar Pérez Martínez Myriam Gutiérrez Félix, rings, and Dinorah Pérez Martínez and José David Gutiérrez Félix, the arras. Share your happiness The happiness of both overflows with every move and had to share that went to the Country Club, where 600 guests were waiting with a decoration in contrasting black and white, tall glass base with white flowers, decorated lamps, bases with water, petals and candles, which shut taste in every detail for that special moment. Menu Pore cream and potato, steak in the heart of the mango tequila sauce, pasta sauce and cheese with peppers, asparagus, artichoke pâté with pistachios, shrimp paté and smoked oysters and various cheeses, prepared by the chef Mariella Retes while a variety of mini desserts were prepared by Ana Paola Bazúa and Tere Llaguno. MUSIC TO CELEBRATE The atmosphere was flavored with melodies performed by the Brothers Cota. The flower arrangement that Arianna Luz, gave the Virgin of Guadalupe, I gave Lylian Gutiérrez Medina, who was godmother sector TO REMEMBER Sofia Flores Gutiérrez Ximena Gutiérrez Mendivil and handed memories. PATH OF PETALS Arlette Perez Marianne Perez Inda and Sofia Yaheli filled the hall of white petals before the bride and groom to enter.

Fman99 Feb 05 2009 10:30 AM

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Holy crap, I hit the Oliver Perez wedding jackpot (and uh, I wouldn't mind hitting his young bride, Luz Arianna Felix Gutierrez Perez): See the whole wedding album! [url]http://www.noroeste.com.mx/publicaciones.php?id=434078 Read the translated article! WEDDING Start the race at the Oliver Love and Light Arianna Pérez Gutiérrez The Bishop of Mexicali, Jose Isidro Guerrero, officiates the wedding. Rodolfo Beltran 15-12-2008 Arianna Gutierrez Luz Felix walked the covered walkway with white rose petals on the Temple of the Holy Cross followed by the arm of her father, Manuel Antonio Gutiérrez Hermosillo, who surrendered on the altar Oliver Pérez Martínez. That unforgettable night, the lovers gave themselves to the Bishop of Mexicali, José Isidro Guerrero Macías, then ask them if they swore to love and respect for the rest of their lives. His parents were involved as sponsors of Vigil, Manuel Antonio Gutierrez Hermosillo, Luz María Félix Gutiérrez, Ismael Ruiz Pérez and María Elena Martínez Pérez, while Manuel Antonio Gutiérrez Félix and María Elena Martínez Pérez, I placed the noose, and Omar Pérez Martínez Myriam Gutiérrez Félix, rings, and Dinorah Pérez Martínez and José David Gutiérrez Félix, the arras. Share your happiness The happiness of both overflows with every move and had to share that went to the Country Club, where 600 guests were waiting with a decoration in contrasting black and white, tall glass base with white flowers, decorated lamps, bases with water, petals and candles, which shut taste in every detail for that special moment. Menu Pore cream and potato, steak in the heart of the mango tequila sauce, pasta sauce and cheese with peppers, asparagus, artichoke pâté with pistachios, shrimp paté and smoked oysters and various cheeses, prepared by the chef Mariella Retes while a variety of mini desserts were prepared by Ana Paola Bazúa and Tere Llaguno. MUSIC TO CELEBRATE The atmosphere was flavored with melodies performed by the Brothers Cota. The flower arrangement that Arianna Luz, gave the Virgin of Guadalupe, I gave Lylian Gutiérrez Medina, who was godmother sector TO REMEMBER Sofia Flores Gutiérrez Ximena Gutiérrez Mendivil and handed memories. PATH OF PETALS Arlette Perez Marianne Perez Inda and Sofia Yaheli filled the hall of white petals before the bride and groom to enter.

These translations are the best. I actually enjoyed a "peanut butter in the heart of the grape jelly" sandwich for lunch today.

I also, uh, salute the new Mrs. Perez.

metirish Feb 05 2009 10:32 AM

Ollie smiled in one picture , I'm concerned about him. Love the wall fans [

Edgy DC Feb 05 2009 10:40 AM

You struck a vein of gold. Nice signing, Mets.

DocTee Feb 05 2009 10:47 AM

That unforgettable night, the lovers gave themselves to the Bishop of Mexicali That's what I call religion!

Edgy DC Feb 05 2009 10:48 AM

Didn't spot any other Mets in the photo album, though.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 05 2009 10:52 AM

That's what Pelfrey was thinking. Six hundred guests... and he couldn't invite me? (sniff)

Benjamin Grimm Feb 05 2009 11:13 AM

I like how she walked down the aisle "followed by the arm of her father." Nothing livens up a ceremony like disembodied zombie limbs dragging themselves behind the bride.

Farmer Ted Feb 05 2009 11:14 AM

That was an unbelievable find. Not too hard to tell Ollie's relatives. They look just like him, most with whale chins.

Edgy DC Feb 05 2009 11:15 AM

The flower arrangement that Arianna Luz, gave the Virgin of Guadalupe, I gave Lylian Gutiérrez Medina, who was godmother sector. Yeah, how do you like that reporter? Way to steal and regift.

Farmer Ted Feb 05 2009 03:11 PM

Luz Buelna is my wedding crasher target.

soupcan Feb 05 2009 08:27 PM

[quote="Farmer Ted":3kuy9fpd]Luz Buelna is my wedding crasher target.[/quote:3kuy9fpd] Good choice. Blanca Tamayo is certainly making the best use of her assets as well.

Gwreck Mar 21 2009 04:41 PM

Pelfrey mentioned getting married on this week's Mets Weekly and they had a quick shot of the happy couple walking down the aisle.

OlerudOwned Mar 21 2009 06:53 PM

I know I'm late to the Ollie Perez wedding joke party, but I'm really intrigued by the "pore cream and potato." We're they that worried about acne in the photos?

cooby Mar 21 2009 08:51 PM

[quote="metirish":3eb2lu5e]Ollie smiled in one picture , I'm concerned about him. [/quote:3eb2lu5e] (snicker) I missed this altogether so thanks for posting and bumping it up, OO whoops, I guess Gwreck did so too

Edgy DC Apr 13 2009 07:10 AM

Yasmil Garcia is expecting to mark the official opening of CitiField by giving birth to Johan Santana, Jr.

themetfairy Apr 13 2009 07:11 AM

OK - I don't think anyone can top that....

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 14 2009 01:25 PM

[quote="Edgy DC"]Yasmil Garcia is expecting to mark the official opening of CitiField by giving birth to Johan Santana, Jr.

Congrats to Johan...



... on the baby, anyway. (I'm sure Yasmile has a lovely heart.)

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 21 2009 10:07 AM

Well, if any of you are brave enough, why not try and friend our newest Wifey, Kim Fossum (Austin, TX), on Facebook? She ripped us off and put a pic of the kids up there, however.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 21 2009 10:26 AM

By the way congrats are due to Brian Schneider and his cutie-patootie Wifey, Jordan, who welcomed a new son, Kalin, yesterday. Kalin?

Frayed Knot Apr 21 2009 10:27 AM

Tell me the name is 'Kalin' and [u:1h546l2h]son[/u:1h546l2h] is my second guess.

metirish Apr 21 2009 10:32 AM

Schneider just like Clemens gave all his kids names that start with K for all his strike outs.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 21 2009 10:36 AM

Daily News today says the baby is a girl, Kalin Duncan Schneider.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 21 2009 10:55 AM

No way, my copy of the Snooze sez its a son, Kalin Duncan.

Rockin' Doc Apr 21 2009 11:12 AM

Yahoo Sports says it's a girl: "• C Brian Schneider and wife Jordan welcomed their second child on Monday. Daughter Kalin Duncan Schneider weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces in West Palm Beach, Fla., when she was born at 1:31 p.m. NY Daily News online: Headline says it's a girl, but the story says otherwise: "Brian Schneider's wife Jordan gave birth to the couple's second child, son Kalin Duncan, in West Palm Beach, Fla., at 1:31 p.m. Monday. He weighed six pounds, 10 ounces and joins sister Tatum. Schneider is on the DL with a muscle strain in his back." Still looking for a third online source to break the tie regarding the mystery. Congratulations to the Schneider family!

bmfc1 Apr 21 2009 11:40 AM

Nelson Figueroa's wife isn't happy: http://thefigueroas.blogspot.com/2009/04/dfa.html

HahnSolo Apr 21 2009 11:46 AM

[quote="bmfc1"]Nelson Figueroa's wife isn't happy: http://thefigueroas.blogspot.com/2009/04/dfa.html

Not sure what her expectations were? If Pelph is healthy, he's going to pitch. Couldn't this potentially be a better thing for her husband, if another team wants to pick him up?

Edgy DC Apr 21 2009 11:46 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 21 2009 12:02 PM

Nice work.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 21 2009 12:01 PM

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":1rd1o4vc]No way, my copy of the Snooze sez its a son, Kalin Duncan.[/quote:1rd1o4vc] That's weird. My edition is the "CITY FINAL" whatever that means. I may get an earlier print run than you do, since the out-of-town papers must ship fairly early. Mine arrives at my local convenience store around 6 a.m.

Fman99 Apr 21 2009 12:04 PM

[quote="Benjamin Grimm":3n36qttd][quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":3n36qttd]No way, my copy of the Snooze sez its a son, Kalin Duncan.[/quote:3n36qttd] That's weird. My edition is the "CITY FINAL" whatever that means. I may get an earlier print run than you do, since the out-of-town papers must ship fairly early. Mine arrives at my local convenience store around 6 a.m.[/quote:3n36qttd] See this is what happens when you don't name your kid "Fred" or "Agnes."

Benjamin Grimm Apr 21 2009 12:07 PM

Well then, I'm glad I named my kids Fred and Agnes.

Swan Swan H Apr 21 2009 12:19 PM

Yes, but they aren't.

soupcan Apr 21 2009 12:27 PM

[quote="bmfc1":204w6sw1]Nelson Figueroa's wife isn't happy: http://thefigueroas.blogspot.com/2009/04/dfa.html[/quote:204w6sw1] Locked out!

bmfc1 Apr 21 2009 12:58 PM

I got it from Mets Blog which has this excerpt: “Nelson is upset. He did what is asked of any starting pitcher in baseball - he gave them a quality start and kept them in the game… He expected more than 1 day in the big leagues this time around.” Hot Foot has this excerpt: "When he called after the game I said, “What’s up?” and he said, “It’s not what’s up, it’s who’s down. They just designated me”. I sat in complete shock. I had no words. The feeling of complete numbness entered my body. I think I sputtered, “I’m so sorry” and Nelson said, “Yeah, I need to call you later”. I didn’t want him to call because I didn’t know what to say. In general, after you have a quality start (defined as 6 innings 3 earned runs or less. A win is not necessary) and you have heard the media told you are going to slip into the long man role, you don’t expect to be on the next plane out of town. So I was pretty confident those weren’t the words I’d hear." I guess there was too much attention for Nelson's liking.

HahnSolo Apr 21 2009 01:23 PM

I read the whole thing when it was first posted here (I guess cooler heads have prevailed and she locked it or deleted it. She did sound like she was a couple scoops of crazy.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 21 2009 01:33 PM

I root for Figueroa and his whole family as hard as anyone but feel lucky were able to get this much out of him and as long as he's worthless to relieve this week while Ollie and Maine go back-to-back, he had better be shipped out for someone who is rested. Meantime you may have seen Freddy Garcia is about to enter the Buff rotation, and if all goes well he'll be knocking on the door soon.

TransMonk Apr 22 2009 02:21 PM

Metsblog says Figgy cleared waivers and is headed back to Buffalo. http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/mets/2 ... ivers.html

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 22 2009 03:42 PM

[quote="TransMonk":1mvzfhdp]Metsblog says Figgy cleared waivers and is headed back to Buffalo. http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/mets/2 ... ivers.html[/quote:1mvzfhdp] Kinda weird that someone like the Nats didn't pick him up, no? (Unless the "cheerleader" bit from last year stuck in someone's ear.)

Edgy DC Apr 30 2009 10:30 AM

The Lisa and Cherisse eras behind him, Darryl Strawberry poses with new wife Tammy Faye (oops, I mean Tracy) Strawberry.

HahnSolo Apr 30 2009 10:32 AM

Darryl's gone from Tiffany's (Cherisse) to Target (Tracy).

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 30 2009 10:39 AM

Meow!

Fman99 Apr 30 2009 10:41 AM

To paraphrase Hahn, she's a couple scoops of fugly.

Edgy DC Apr 30 2009 10:46 AM

The gallery is harsh. I just thought she went a little heavy on the makeup. I mean, sure, she's no Kim Shamsky.

Farmer Ted Jun 12 2009 03:15 PM

Fuck, I want to marry this guy he's so damn freaking cute. From TMZ, the last bastian of true internet news. Wifey's got a bump. http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true ... 07e1440fd1

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 03:24 PM

Hasn't she already had the kid?

Fman99 Jun 12 2009 03:33 PM

[quote="Farmer Ted":1sxym4ze]Fuck, I want to marry this guy he's so damn freaking cute. From TMZ, the last bastian of true internet news. Wifey's got a bump. http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true ... 07e1440fd1[/quote:1sxym4ze] Right next to the "make TMZ my homepage" link there should be another link that says "swallow your own tongue and put yourself out of your misery before you watch TMZ."

Edgy DC Jun 12 2009 03:38 PM

She's probably still yelling at him.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 12 2009 03:45 PM

Another reason why I opted not to be a big celebrity.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:46 PM

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Hasn't she already had the kid?

We're ducking the elephant in the room here:


Does this baby have bacne?


Answer the question, BunnyWife!

holychicken Jun 12 2009 03:55 PM

Is it possible that Piazza actually isn't gay?

Swan Swan H Jun 23 2009 11:03 AM

There's no chance that Elmer Dessens' wife is named Elsie, is there?

Edgy DC Jul 10 2009 09:07 PM

S'long, Tina Church (right)... ...and hello, Katie McCoy Francouer --- totally not camera shy.

Frayed Knot Jul 11 2009 08:07 AM

So I'm guessing that the #12 (retired?) jersey is at his high school. He never played in college and didn't stick around the minor leagues long enough to make a mark in any one place I wouldn't think. He was 'Mr. All-Everything' in HS although you usually think of football numbers being more honored than baseball. There's also a very successful amateur baseball program in the Atlanta suburbs where he grew up so it's possible it's from there. And maybe it's a window as to what number he'll take. Not sure if 12 was taken when he first got to the Braves.

bmfc1 Jul 11 2009 08:09 AM

FK: I read that he'll be #12 for the Mets.

Swan Swan H Jul 11 2009 08:24 AM

Eddie Perez was wearing 12 for the Braves when Francoeur came up, and he had been there, on and off, for ten years.

Edgy DC Jul 11 2009 10:49 AM

[quote="Frayed Knot":3mez2xfn]He was 'Mr. All-Everything' in HS although you usually think of football numbers being more honored than baseball. There's also a very successful amateur baseball program in the Atlanta suburbs where he grew up so it's possible it's from there.[/quote:3mez2xfn] Well, him playing for the hometown team certainly raises his stature in the school's baseball program. It was probably his football number as well. You usually get honored in high school for what you do after high school, you know?

PiggiesTomatoes Jul 11 2009 03:28 PM

Who's that Mr. Met wanna be in the last picture???

Nymr83 Jul 11 2009 03:38 PM

[quote="PiggiesTomatoes"]Who's that Mr. Met wanna be in the last picture???

the braves bullshit attempt at a mascot?

and hello, Katie McCoy Francouer

so there IS a positive side to this trade.

Nymr83 Jul 11 2009 03:39 PM

oh and Google says its Catie with a "C", yes i just went looking for pictures.

dgwphotography Jul 11 2009 06:17 PM

[quote="Nymr83"] and hello, Katie McCoy Francouer so there IS a positive side to this trade.

She IS adorable...

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 11 2009 09:17 PM

Interesting that he's posing with a big 12 here. Was that his high school number or something? Hi Catie.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 11 2009 11:54 PM

A very tooth-some pair. I hope their children don't require orthodonture... it could have a significant impact on their retirement plans.

Edgy DC Sep 04 2009 07:02 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

My second-most anticipated book of the season: www.booktopia.com.au/major-league-bride ... 5608.html#

soupcan Sep 05 2009 06:54 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Skip Lockwood's wife?

Edgy DC Sep 05 2009 07:27 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

The one and, I think, only. Ignore that link and it's bizarre price. It retails at $29.95 everywhere else.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Sep 25 2009 09:31 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Well you may have read where Stokes and his wife, Sarianna, had their first kid the other day, Brody Alexander. Now how about a wedding picture? [url]http://www.stepintothelimelight.com/blog/index.php?year=2008&month=February&id=67

metirish Sep 25 2009 09:41 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Nice...I think that might be the first time I have seen Stokes without his cap. remember years ago Edgy had a video of Stricklands wedding , IIRC it was them dancing to "Beautiful Day".....good times

Edgy DC Sep 25 2009 10:03 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Got to love a girl who goes strapless while she has tan lines showing. Thumbs up to Señora Stokes.

Edgy DC Nov 10 2009 07:59 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Possible Jack Egbert paramour Alison Christie:

Fman99 Nov 10 2009 10:29 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Well you may have read where Stokes and his wife, Sarianna, had their first kid the other day, Brody Alexander. Now how about a wedding picture? [url]http://www.stepintothelimelight.com/blog/index.php?year=2008&month=February&id=67

Sudden urge for some Chicago deep dish over here. Boyoyoyoyoynng.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Nov 10 2009 02:53 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

The Stokeses, post-baby. [url]http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3760174&id=148169189178

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 01 2009 01:56 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Gabriella Schoeneweis' death turned into a court case in Arizona, with Scott taking another loss. December 1, 2009 Court: Pitcher's wife died from drug overdose By Howard Fischer Capitol Media Services The wife of former Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Scott Schoeneweis died of an overdose of cocaine and lidocaine, a pain killer, the state Court of Appeals revealed Tuesday. The disclosure came in the lawsuit brought by Schoeneweis to block Maricopa County officials from making their findings public about the situation surrounding the May 20 death of his wife, Gabrielle. She was found unconscious by the couple's 14-year-old daughter at the family home in Fountain Hills and pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. In writing the unanimous appellate decision, Judge Peter Swann said death certificates issued by medical examiners, while public records, are not subject to public scrutiny. Swann said, though, the question of whether other documents related to the case can be made public, including the autopsy report and photos, must be decided on a case-by-case basis, with a trial judge reviewing the information in chambers, out of public view. He said factors that trial judge must weigh include privacy concerns of survivors versus the public interest. And Swann specifically refused to conclude that the fact this case involves the wife of a prominent sports figure somehow tilts in favor of public disclosure. "The 'public interest' is not synonymous with 'public curiosity,'' the judge wrote. He said the judgments of whether certain documents should become public "are not altered by the relative fame or obscurity of those involved.'' But the judges, without sending this case back to the trial court to review the record, decided on their own to publicly disclose the overdose as the cause of the wife's death. And the court, in its ruling, also revealed that her cocaine use "may have caused harm to another person'' who is not identified in the record. Tuesday's appellate ruling come after a probate judge in Maricopa County rejected the petition of Scott Schoeneweis, who had been on a one-year contract with the Diamondbacks filed for free agency last month, to seal his wife's death certificate and any other documents pertaining to her death. That judge, without reviewing the records, rejected the plea, saying while she was sympathetic to the husband's privacy concerns, "personal concerns do not constitute grounds to seal or redact public documents.'' Swann said Arizona law concludes that anything record a public official is required to produce or serves as a record of something done is public. He said that makes the autopsy report public, as the law requires medical examiners to investigate and report on deaths. So too, Swann said, are the photos taken during the autopsy as well as related investigative materials including summaries of statements made by witnesses and photographs of the of the scene. Similarly, Swann said, the actual death certificate also is a public record. But Swann said that doesn't necessarily mean public disclosure. "Public records are not available for disclosure when they are made confidential by statute, when the public interest in disclosure is outweighed by privacy concerns, or when the right to disclosure is outweighed by the best interests of the state,'' he wrote. Here, Swann said, only the first two factors are at issue. In the case of the death certificate, Swann said state law permits disclosure only to those who have a "legal or vital interest,'' listing seven specific categories of who fits within that definition, "none of which include the general public.'' Less clear, Swann said, are privacy claims. On one hand, the judge said, those are of minimal interest when the records involve the activities of a public official are concerned. "But when records of government action are merely incidental to an otherwise private matter, including the death of an individual, privacy interests weigh more heavily,'' Swann continued. In ordering the records at issue to be examined by the probate judge, Swann said he believes that much of what is in the files will be determined to be outside the scope of what is public. "For example, it is difficult to conceive of circumstances that would justify the public disclosure of autopsy photographs here,'' he write. "Other privacy concerns, including the ongoing privacy interests of living crime victims, must be weighed against the need for public awareness of the government's performance of its law enforcement functions.''

themetfairy Dec 22 2009 04:00 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Retro wifey Nancy Seaver is still looking absolutely beautiful -

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 22 2009 04:40 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

She's gran-tastic!

Ashie62 Dec 22 2009 05:33 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Awesome..I wonder how Ruth Ryan looks

Kong76 Dec 22 2009 05:47 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Which one is Nancy?

Kong76 Dec 22 2009 06:46 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Thanks, google ... Nancy is round faced not long/narrow faced.

Fman99 Dec 22 2009 07:30 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

GILF-y

Fman99 Dec 29 2009 01:51 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Wifey watch for newest would be Met Jason Bay? I'm on it, figuratively and literally.

Benjamin Grimm Dec 29 2009 01:54 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

[quote="Fman99"]Wifey watch for newest would be Met Jason Bay? I'm on it, figuratively and literally.

What's her name and what's she like?

metsguyinmichigan Dec 29 2009 01:54 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

I think she'll prefer Manhattan to Beruit.

Edgy DC Dec 29 2009 01:56 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Premature wifing! It's a jinx!

Benjamin Grimm Dec 29 2009 01:56 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Well, in Beirut she wouldn't have to deal with Time-Warner Cable.

themetfairy Dec 29 2009 02:03 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

[quote="Benjamin Grimm":21b9r33q] What's her name and what's she like?[/quote:21b9r33q] Her name is Mrs. Bay and she likes Jason, Bub!

Benjamin Grimm Dec 29 2009 02:07 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

[quote="themetfairy":p6hba5oc][quote="Benjamin Grimm":p6hba5oc] What's her name and what's she like?[/quote:p6hba5oc] Her name is Mrs. Bay and she likes Jason, Bub![/quote:p6hba5oc] Thank you! It's no fun throwing a straight line out there if nobody's going to pick up on it!

Frayed Knot Dec 29 2009 02:07 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

[quote="Benjamin Grimm"]What's her name and what's she like?

Kind of similar to Otis Redding, except she likes sitting on the _ock of the Bay


















Sorry, I couldn't resist

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 29 2009 02:17 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Come now, FK. Make dick joke or make dick joke not. There is no dick-joke-then-sorry. Oh, and her name's Kirsten. She appears to like reading to children, and sad-looking dogs... and looks not unlike the wife of the MFYs' Stepford First Baseman. KIRSTEN ROBOT WIFE

metsguyinmichigan Dec 29 2009 02:35 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Guys should wear a jacket with a mock turtleneck underneath, then take off the jacket when they put the jersey on, because the "dress shirt sleeves and tie under the jersey look" just looks dumb.

Edgy DC Dec 29 2009 02:37 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Yeah, but... so does marrying a middle schooler.

Benjamin Grimm Dec 29 2009 02:38 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

[quote="metsguyinmichigan":cq6wvwdk]Guys should wear a jacket with a mock turtleneck underneath, then take off the jacket when they put the jersey on, because the "dress shirt sleeves and tie under the jersey look" just looks dumb.[/quote:cq6wvwdk] At these intros, the player should come out from behind the screen in full uniform.

metirish Dec 29 2009 04:29 PM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

Jeter says you should only wear the uniform on the field, between the lines....it's what winners do but that's not why he says it.

MFS62 Dec 30 2009 10:04 AM Re: Wifey Watch 2OO9

[quote="metirish":1dmvf4jd]Jeter says you should only wear the uniform on the field, between the lines....it's what winners do but that's not why he says it.[/quote:1dmvf4jd] Jeter's rules for the right way to do things are like Herpes. You can't get rid of them. Later