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Greetings from your scammer friends

Nymr83 Jan 15 2009 04:03 PM

]Dear Friend, Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics, I am Mr Ken Zunga. The manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of my Bank. I am writing you for the second time since you did not reply to me at first. However, I am contacting you in order to ask for your assistance on this confidential business proposal with full financial benefit for both me and you. Before I go into further details, please be informed that I am writing without any other person(s) pre-knowledge of my contacting you on this transaction. Therefore I will appreciate same attitude to be maintained by you all through. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of US$18.5Million usd, (Eighteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with account number 14-2558-5976 that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on January 31st 2000. You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site. http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/ The owner of this account is Mr. Morris Thompson an American and great industrialist and a resident of Alaska. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and for our bank to release the money to you. You have to follow the instruction which I will be sending to you as the next of kin or business partner to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into our bank treasury as unclaimed bill. In appreciation of your assistance, I am offering you 40% of the total sum. 5% for contingencies (cost of transfer/other charges) likely to be incurred during the course of transaction, while the remaining 55% is for me and i will be investing part of my share in your country under your care. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application which you will complete and forward to our bank asking for this money to be paid to you as the next of kin to Mr. Morris Thompson. This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act. You should contact me immediately you finish reading this mail via sirkenzunga@yahoo.fr with the following information. 1) Your office and home addresses 2) Your Occupation. 3) Your Age. 4) Your Private Telephone number. 5) Your Nationality. Do give me a call +226 7839 8838 for confirmation of your receipt and understanding of this mail. I await for your favorable response. Yours Faithfully, Mr Ken Zunga.

soupcan Jan 15 2009 04:28 PM

You're gonna be rich.

Rockin' Doc Jan 15 2009 05:10 PM

Rich? Hell, Nymr won't be able to afford even a single season of Andy Pettitte with his cut of the take.

Fman99 Jan 15 2009 05:48 PM

Ken Zunga is a fuckin asshole, trust me.

TheOldMole Jan 16 2009 09:22 AM

How can I accept the apology of someone who does not meet my personal ethics?