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Find me an image of... redux

TheOldMole
Jan 28 2009 09:23 AM

Hey, it's Super Bowl week, I'm snowed in, pitchers anc catchers don't report for another few weeks, and I'm bored.



...a butter sculpture.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 28 2009 09:24 AM

<img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/justsayjes/oregon%20steve/P1010728.jpg">

That was a fun thread.


How about... Milton Berle in a dress?

soupcan
Jan 28 2009 09:39 AM




...a tallywhacker please.

Edgy DC
Jan 28 2009 11:13 AM

Ahem. I don't google tallywhackers.

TheOldMole
Jan 28 2009 11:53 AM

I did, and there seems to be only one definition of it. Or am I missing something?

metsmarathon
Jan 28 2009 12:01 PM



find me an image of a fraudulent purse.

themetfairy
Jan 28 2009 06:05 PM



Find me an image of a baseball player cooking a meal.

Rockin' Doc
Jan 28 2009 08:00 PM

<img src="http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/70/39/7b6b820dd7a0551997d5d010._AA240_.L.jpg">

Find me an image baseball player bowling

Fman99
Jan 28 2009 08:56 PM

Mets hater Jimmy Rollins at a charity tournament from last year:



Find me a picture of a homeless Asian person.

TheOldMole
Jan 29 2009 02:39 AM



Find me a picture of a really long equation.

Edgy DC
Jan 29 2009 06:57 AM

<img src="http://www.ieee.org/organizations/pubs/newsletters/emcs/fall99/equation.gif">

Find me an image of an alien terrain.

Fman99
Jan 29 2009 07:39 AM



Find me an image of a mentally retarded person wearing a Yankee cap.

Centerfield
Jan 29 2009 07:51 AM



Too easy. Find me a picture of Melvin Mora where he does not look like he is about to cry.

SteveJRogers
Jan 29 2009 09:58 AM



Find me an image of a famous person dressed as a superhero.

metsguyinmichigan
Jan 29 2009 12:34 PM



Show me a bullpen buggy!

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 29 2009 01:49 PM



Show me the head of Alfredo Garcia!

seawolf17
Jan 29 2009 02:16 PM


http://www.sedgwickcounty.org/Sheriff/w ... fm?Id=1332

Show me show me show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream.

soupcan
Jan 29 2009 02:55 PM

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I want to see a shoe phone.

cooby
Jan 29 2009 03:45 PM




Could I see a picture of a purple flower in a pink vase? (No fair just taking one, metfairy!) Visa versa is okay too

Willets Point
Jan 29 2009 08:54 PM



Find me an image of ... hopelessly nerdy, but still so very sexy.

metsguyinmichigan
Jan 29 2009 10:41 PM



Lisa Loeb...nerdy and sexy!

Show me a presidential pet!

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 30 2009 05:54 AM

<img src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/nm_fala_070607_ssh.jpg" height="411" width="531">

FDR and Fala.

In honor of the name of this thread, show me some red ducks.

Edgy DC
Jan 30 2009 07:15 AM

<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2135/2190056541_5920f148a1.jpg?v=0">

Show me somebody with a broken heart.

Centerfield
Jan 30 2009 07:53 AM



There's no crying in baseball!

Find me a picture of an attractive woman over the age of 40.

metsguyinmichigan
Jan 30 2009 11:44 AM



Sigorney Weaver!

Show me the greatest baseball card ever!

Edgy DC
Jan 30 2009 12:16 PM

Well, the Oscar Gamble gets too much play, so

<img src="http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc33/WaxHeaven/Baseball%20Cards/ad96_1.jpg">

Show me a picture of a non-relative who folks think you look like.

metsguyinmichigan
Jan 30 2009 12:35 PM



When "Heroes" first came out, I heard I looked like Greg Grunberg constantly. People in stores would stop me. It was really odd.

While more photos of Sigorney are always good, let's see the best card from the 1972 Topps set!

seawolf17
Jan 30 2009 01:04 PM

You want it to be the Billy Martin "finger" card, but it's not. It's "Angel" Billy Cowan:



Show me your favorite Met-lovin' big shot in action.

Rockin' Doc
Jan 30 2009 04:37 PM

="Edgy DC":2n9vo7bn]<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2135/2190056541_5920f148a1.jpg?v=0"> Show me somebody with a broken heart.[/quote:2n9vo7bn]

I call foul. Those are geese, not ducks.

SteveJRogers
Jan 30 2009 04:54 PM



Find me an image of someone you'd never think would be a Met-Loving Big Shot.

metsguyinmichigan
Jan 30 2009 05:18 PM



Pearl Bailey, who even appears in several highlight videos.

Show me a musician performing at beautiful Shea!

Rockin' Doc
Jan 30 2009 05:39 PM

<img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/sevenages/assets/events/stadium-rock/beatles-at-shea-stadium/gallery/1.jpg">

Find me a picture of Morganna on the field at a baseball game

TheOldMole
Jan 30 2009 05:45 PM



Find me a large group of people dressed in red.

themetfairy
Jan 30 2009 06:07 PM



Show me an image of a food that contains raisins.

Fman99
Jan 30 2009 08:14 PM

It's got raisins in it, Lane. You like raisins.



Find me a picture of a midget drinking alcohol.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 30 2009 09:01 PM

You'll have to scroll to about the 45m17s - 45m27s mark, but it's all there.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 5089064433

Show me Mike Piazza in a blackless non batting practice Mets jersey.

themetfairy
Feb 14 2009 03:57 PM



Find me an image of Bobby Valentine mingling with people in Japan.

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 14 2009 04:02 PM

No, no , no. That shirt has black drop shadows! Do-over!



TheOldMole
Feb 14 2009 05:04 PM

We've Bobby in Japan -- what next?

dgwphotography
Feb 14 2009 05:44 PM

Mike Piazza in a blackless non-batting practice Mets jersey:



Show me Lindsay Nelson in a solid-colored jacket

TheOldMole
Feb 14 2009 06:13 PM




Show me a picture of an original Met today.

SteveJRogers
Feb 14 2009 06:25 PM



Find me an image of Ralph Kiner as a Chicago Cub.

metsguyinmichigan
Feb 14 2009 06:31 PM



Show me a Mets player wearing what Metstradamus calls "The Wardrobe of Failure."

themetfairy
Feb 14 2009 07:26 PM

="Iubitul"]


I'd bet money I was at that game. Tampa - 1999 - Turn Back The Clock Night. Ron and Tug signed autographs before the game and sang the National Anthem.

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 14 2009 07:31 PM

="themetfairy":1r0r6nga]I'd bet money I was at that game. Tampa - 1999 - Turn Back The Clock Night. Ron and Tug signed autographs before the game and sang the National Anthem.[/quote:1r0r6nga]

That was the game! The Devil Rays were dressed in "Tampa Bay Tarpons"' (Florida State League) throwback uniforms.

themetfairy
Feb 14 2009 07:32 PM

="batmagadanleadoff":13egvpit]
="themetfairy":13egvpit]I'd bet money I was at that game. Tampa - 1999 - Turn Back The Clock Night. Ron and Tug signed autographs before the game and sang the National Anthem.[/quote:13egvpit] That was the game! The Devil Rays were dressed in "Tampa Bay Tarpons"' (Florida State League) throwback uniforms.[/quote:13egvpit]

Yes - I still have the Tampa T Caps they gave out that night.

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 14 2009 07:39 PM

="themetfairy":ddc7bzlf]
="batmagadanleadoff":ddc7bzlf]
="themetfairy":ddc7bzlf]I'd bet money I was at that game. Tampa - 1999 - Turn Back The Clock Night. Ron and Tug signed autographs before the game and sang the National Anthem.[/quote:ddc7bzlf] That was the game! The Devil Rays were dressed in "Tampa Bay Tarpons"' (Florida State League) throwback uniforms.[/quote:ddc7bzlf] Yes - I still have the Tampa T Caps they gave out that night.[/quote:ddc7bzlf]

Red ... right?

themetfairy
Feb 14 2009 07:41 PM

Maroon, if you want to be technical.

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 14 2009 07:49 PM

Maroon ... right?

themetfairy
Feb 14 2009 07:55 PM

Right :)

It was a Saturday night. We had a divide and conquer strategy on the autographs - D-Dad and the older kids were on the Ron Swoboda line, while MK and I were on the Tug line. I felt like Ralphie waiting to see Santa at the department store - the clock kept ticking away, and I was concerned that time would run out before we could get to the front of the line. But we scored the autograph - the ball is in MK's room to this day (with the smiley face that Tug included at the end of his autograph).

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 15 2009 05:11 AM

Meanwhile...

="metsguyinmichigan":324b95wb]Show me a Mets player wearing what Metstradamus calls "The Wardrobe of Failure."[/quote:324b95wb]

I hope somebody knows what this means, because I know <I>I</I> don't!

themetfairy
Feb 15 2009 05:51 AM

="Benjamin Grimm":29vyyfu3]Meanwhile...
="metsguyinmichigan":29vyyfu3]Show me a Mets player wearing what Metstradamus calls "The Wardrobe of Failure."[/quote:29vyyfu3] I hope somebody knows what this means, because I know <I>I</I> don't![/quote:29vyyfu3]

Thanks BG - I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one.

DocTee
Feb 15 2009 09:27 AM

I assume its MFY pinstripes.

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 15 2009 10:44 AM

I had to google to learn that the '93 Mets home unis are, according to Metstradamus, 'the wardrobe of failure".

Below is Metstradamus' wardrobe of failure, being modeled by the pitcher of failure.



Show me a cat on a hot tin roof. I'll accept cold instead of hot. Or mild. Lukewarm, too. The roof doesn't necessarily have to made of tin, either. The cat's gotta be a cat, though.

themetfairy
Feb 15 2009 11:08 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 15 2009 11:09 AM

Duplcat

Dupli - Cat - get it?

Whatever, it was a mistake....

themetfairy
Feb 15 2009 11:09 AM



Find me an image of a Met playing with his child.

metsguyinmichigan
Feb 15 2009 12:15 PM

="batmagadanleadoff"]I had to google to learn that the '93 Mets home unis are, according to Metstradamus, 'the wardrobe of failure". Below is Metstradamus' wardrobe of failure, being modeled by the pitcher of failure. Show me a cat on a hot tin roof. I'll accept cold instead of hot. Or mild. Lukewarm, too. The roof doesn't necessarily have to made of tin, either. The cat's gotta be a cat, though.


Bingo!

I think Metstra hit it on the head. Nothing good happened in those uniforms, the price they paid for messing with the classic wordmark.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 15 2009 01:02 PM



After his daughter's heart surgery, if memory serves.

Speaking of enigmatic lefties, show me Mr. Koo in action, please.

Edgy DC
Feb 15 2009 01:28 PM

<img src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/05/21/sports/22mets_slide.1621.jpg">

A goofy guy named Dennis, please.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 15 2009 01:38 PM



(Okay. Maybe that's more "terrifying" than "goofy." But he is high on the drugs, right?)

Show me the milk of human kindness.

TheOldMole
Feb 15 2009 03:50 PM



Show me four original rock 'n rollers together.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 15 2009 04:35 PM



Show me a sexy party!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 15 2009 04:41 PM



I'll demur.

Now, about that sexy party?

Fman99
Feb 15 2009 07:53 PM



Show me a Met hitting a golf ball please.

Rockin' Doc
Feb 15 2009 08:02 PM

<img src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fMw9092aM5S9/340x.jpg">


Find me an image of a cat chasing a large dog.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 15 2009 09:16 PM




Inspired by the "Seinfeld" episode on right now, I'm craving me a picture of worlds colliding. (Death of "Independent George" strictly optional.)

SteveJRogers
Feb 16 2009 09:56 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 16 2009 11:28 AM



The birth of DC Comic's "Multiverse" The Flash # 123. Golden Age's Flash Jay Garrick meets Silver Age's Flash Barry Allen.

Find me an image of Sci-Fi character playing baseball.

dgwphotography
Feb 16 2009 10:39 AM

From the DS9 episode, "Take me out to the Holo-suite"



Yes, that's a Ferengi wearing a baseball uniform.

Find me an image of baseball played in the snow

Edgy DC
Feb 16 2009 10:46 AM

J.J. Putz, doing damage to his arm in 2007 that will crush the hopes of Met fans two years later.

<img src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/080E8KQ2r9dJP/610x.jpg">

Show the Master of the Spit Take in action.

Fman99
Feb 16 2009 12:25 PM

="Iubitul"]From the DS9 episode, "Take me out to the Holo-suite" Yes, that's a Ferengi wearing a baseball uniform. Find me an image of baseball played in the snow


Aw, you got to this before I could find pictures of anyone wearing a Mercury Mets uni.

metsguyinmichigan
Feb 16 2009 12:40 PM

="Edgy DC"] Show the Master of the Spit Take in action.




Show me Tom Seaver as a member of the Red Sox

SteveJRogers
Feb 16 2009 12:53 PM



Find me an image of Rollie Fingers in a Cardinals uniform

Edgy DC
Feb 16 2009 01:04 PM

What the hell? Is that a forkball?

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 16 2009 01:26 PM

="Edgy DC":374iqqq1]Show the Master of the Spit Take in action.[/quote:374iqqq1]

I wonder... who were you looking for here?

Could it have been Danny Thomas, upon being told that Uncle Tonoose was coming to visit?

Edgy DC
Feb 16 2009 01:28 PM

Danny Thomas is the only king.

dgwphotography
Feb 16 2009 03:07 PM

="Edgy DC":2k71mwhy]Danny Thomas is the only king.[/quote:2k71mwhy]

The pilot episode of "Ed" one of my favorite shows of all time. the part that is germane to this conversation starts at 5:45.

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batmagadanleadoff
Feb 16 2009 04:06 PM


="Edgy DC"]What the hell? Is that a forkball?


Isn't that that thing that Spock does with his fingers?

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 16 2009 04:11 PM

="SteveJRogers":1t2lo60k]Find me an image of Rollie Fingers in a Cardinals uniform[/quote:1t2lo60k]

Is this some wild goose chase? Fingers was traded to the Cards on the same day that John Lennon was assassinated (12/8/80) and then dealt to the Brewers four days later.

Edgy DC
Feb 16 2009 04:32 PM

Steve Rogers? No way!

SteveJRogers
Feb 16 2009 04:38 PM

="batmagadanleadoff":27hpd3hq]
="SteveJRogers":27hpd3hq]Find me an image of Rollie Fingers in a Cardinals uniform[/quote:27hpd3hq] Is this some wild goose chase? Fingers was traded to the Cards on the same day that John Lennon was assassinated (12/8/80) and then dealt to the Brewers four days later.[/quote:27hpd3hq]

They had enough time to pull off a promotional pic of Fingers and Sutter with fireman hats on, in Cardinal uniforms. I saw it on some ESPN production.

metsguyinmichigan
Feb 16 2009 06:41 PM



This is as close as you're gonna get.

Show me Steve Rogers wearing a Mets cap or Mets-T-shirt or at a Mets game in New York or Florida as proof of some kind -- any kind -- of fandom.

:)

themetfairy
Feb 16 2009 06:53 PM



I took this during the last game at Shea. I was trying to call out to Steve, but I was in the middle of the row and he didn't hear me.

Find me an image of a dog and a cat eating out of the same bowl.

Edgy DC
Feb 16 2009 07:22 PM

He heard you. He just played it cool because he thought you wanted his beer.

Seriously, isn't the best thing there the gorgeous royalness of all the folks who showed up in their blue hats?

Here's your peaceable kingdom.

<img src="http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/dogcateating.jpg">

Show me a poorly dressed president.

metirish
Feb 16 2009 07:30 PM



Show me an image of a guy sitting on a toilet that is in his car.

Fman99
Feb 16 2009 07:53 PM

Ironically, I believe this is also Steve J. Rogers.



Show me a picture of "Billy Baroo," Ted Knight's lucky putter from the last scene of the film Caddyshack.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 16 2009 10:51 PM

Oh, BillyBillyBilly...




Show me a fail-urrrrr to communicate...

TheOldMole
Feb 17 2009 04:19 AM



Show me an image of Elvis wearing a suit and tie.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 17 2009 10:13 PM



It's got lapels.

Show me an on-field Met uniform fail--extra points for wacky partial nudity. (1993 home uni doesn't count.)