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I'm George Foster

Willets Point Sep 01 2005 09:49 PM

Expect a precipitous drop in the quality of my posting output and a greater amount of surliness.

Valadius Sep 01 2005 10:27 PM

I met George Foster a few years ago at sleepaway camp. I have a picture of me with him in my room at home.

Giant Squidlike Creature Sep 01 2005 10:29 PM

Scan and post that photo NOW!!!!

Spacemans Bong Sep 02 2005 12:47 AM

Let's get Metsmerized!

seawolf17 Sep 02 2005 04:03 AM

You slept with George Foster?!?!

Edgy DC Sep 02 2005 06:39 AM

I'm George Foster, I love this team The Mets are better than the Red Machine I live to play, and that's my thing this year we're gonna win the series ring. We play together, our team's real tight Don't mess with us, we're dynamite "Strawman," "Darryl," it's all the same Call him "'Berry" what's in a name? ____________________________ Thank you George, you're a classy guy With your black bat, we can rely Yeah, California's where I'm from But for New York, I hit homeruns. Power and speed, you know we got We're the beast of the east, when you're hot, you're hot When Dwight's in the groove, there's no doubt Next words you'll hear: "Tthree strikes you're out!" ___________________________ Dwight's my name, what can I say? You know they call me Doctor K Change up, fastball, slider, and curve Step up to the plate if ya got the nerve. With control and power of a diesel train Throwin' tombstone bullets and a ball'n'chain Lenny D., your spirit's contagious What ya do to your body is really outrageous ___________________________ I love to run down long fly balls I catch them all, ain't afraid of no walls I bunt, I run, and then I dive It's a wonder I'm still alive. ___________________________ Rafael Santana is my name Playin' shortstop is my game I'm a cool glove man, I'm really smooth Being Metsmerized is in the groove. ___________________________ When they want a batter filled with terror They call on me, Rick Aguilera Slider's hot, I'm on the mound With cool control, I mow 'em down. ___________________________ I'm Kevin Mitchell, the season's rook' Studied all the moves, ready to cook I got it together, ready to play Up in the bigs, hopin' to stay. ___________________________ I'm Tim Teufel, lemme begin By saying I was once a Twin I made the move and it feels just right I've been Metsmerized and I see the light. ___________________________ My name is Ho Jo, I'm here to say Our team is goin' all the way With pitching, power, speed, and style Results guaranteed to make you smile. ___________________________ Team's real hot, stand up proud Do the wave, shout it loud! Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized.

Edgy DC Sep 02 2005 07:35 AM

Worst couplet ever to open a verse of a rap song: I'm Tim Teufel, lemme begin By saying I was once a Twin I also imagine this conversation: --"Santana's agent says he's on board! Let's greenlight this mutha!" --"Wow! It's like a license to print money!"

Willets Point Sep 02 2005 07:45 AM

Guys who grew up in Greenwich, CT just don't have the street cred to rap.

seawolf17 Sep 02 2005 07:46 AM

I'm Kevin Mitchell, I'm insane There's something wrong inside my brain Caught a ball with my bare hand down the line And allegedly killed my girlfriend's feline

MFS62 Sep 02 2005 07:52 AM

Willets Point wrote: Guys who grew up in Greenwich, CT just don't have the street cred to rap. Guys who grew up in Greenwich CT don't know what street cred is. :wink: Later

Johnny Dickshot Sep 02 2005 08:13 AM

]Worst couplet ever to open a verse of a rap song I dunno. Rafael Santana is my name Playin shortstop is my game is probably lamer. Props to the rhymer of "Aguilera" and "terror" though. It ain't about the sneakers, turn up the speakers.

Benjamin Grimm Sep 02 2005 08:17 AM

]Being Metsmerized is in the groove I'm gonna say this to everyone I see today.

seawolf17 Sep 02 2005 08:20 AM

I'm Barry Lyons, this ain't no jive I was bald before reaching 25 Don't know why they left me out of this mix I had nine at-bats in eighty-six

Frayed Knot Sep 02 2005 08:22 AM

"I'm gonna say this to everyone I see today." Pennsylvania man found brutally beaten; police search for a motive.

PatchyFogg Sep 02 2005 08:22 AM

George Foster was a resident of Greenwich when he recorded this, as well.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 02 2005 08:30 AM

Tony Danza? Don't be silly I'm returning hero, Lee Mazzilli George's black bat was no loss I'll show all you who's the boss When the game is full of risk Just call on me, Big Doug Sisk Throwin' a sinker is like throwin' a punch Chillin' in the bus, with the Scum Bunch

Benjamin Grimm Sep 02 2005 08:32 AM

="Frayed Knot"]"I'm gonna say this to everyone I see today." Pennsylvania man found brutally beaten; police search for a motive. Hmmm. Maybe I should reconsider this.

DocTee Sep 02 2005 08:33 AM

whew! For a minute I thought this thread was started by Carlos Beltran...

PatchyFogg Sep 02 2005 08:45 AM

="DocTee"]whew! For a minute I thought this thread was started by Carlos Beltran... No, it would have had to say "I'm George Foster and Bobby Bonilla"

Rotblatt Sep 02 2005 08:57 AM Edited 3 time(s), most recently on Sep 02 2005 11:20 AM

I would hope that a 2005 version would contain some hard-core gansta shit. "D-Wright here, niggaz gonna witness a coup As I take back the league at just twenty-two I be hustlin pitchaz who think they all that Knock em back on they ass with my 30 ounce bat Bitches gon' scream when D-Wright in the house, Up to and including Kris Benson's spouse Now Kris, bring that shit, spit it tight Show these niggaz who's boss while I dig out your wife." edited for hard-core gansta styling

Centerfield Sep 02 2005 09:02 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Sep 02 2005 09:18 AM

Damn, you beat me to it: I’m Tommy G, gunnin’ for 300 wins Lack of run support bites me time and agin’ Since I came to town my patience been tested But I don’t give a fuck cuz my option has vested ------------------------------------------------------------ I’m Kaz Matsui and I bring down the boos I figure at this point I got nothing to lose I haven’t done my job so I try to take the high road but I still know I’m better than Miguel fucking Cairo ------------------------------------------------------------ Kris is my name, don’t you dare call me Kristen When batters face me they be swingin’ and missin’ Signed a big contract, I’m high on life But I wonder how many teammates are banging my wife ------------------------------------------------------------- Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized ------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro’s my name, pitching’s my game Ten years from now I'm in the Hall of Fame Couple of runs is all I need I wish the relievers would stop blowing my leads ------------------------------------------------------------ I’m Reyes and I run at a blistering pace but people give me shit cuz I’m never on base But I don’t pay attention cuz I’m still having fun (You down on OBP? Yeah you know me!) And who gives a fuck if I’m still scoring runs? ----------------------------------------------------------- I’m Looper the closer, and I’ve been struggling lately It’s tough town and everyone hates me Still I try to keep my head up, try to not be defeatist But who’d have thought we’d ever hear “Bring back Benitez!” ----------------------------------------------------------- Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized

Elster88 Sep 02 2005 09:03 AM

I never in a million years would've come up with rhyming defeatist and Benitez. Well done. _____________________________ This post was made under the designation 166) Pete Schourek

seawolf17 Sep 02 2005 09:08 AM

Brilliant, CF.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 02 2005 09:12 AM

You guys kill me. D-Wright doin the gangsta thang is too much. Cliff Floyd here I aint no Lee Mazzilli Pop a cap in yo' ass with a bad achilles Willie is cool; Bobby was whack Carryin' this club on my big black back

Centerfield Sep 02 2005 09:16 AM

Mike DeFelice: "I'm Mike DeFelice..." Backup Singers: WHO? ---end of verse----

Willets Point Sep 02 2005 09:18 AM

I smell Featured Archives. Someone do Wee Willie Small Balls.

Rotblatt Sep 02 2005 09:19 AM

Nice! KB: "Sampson had his hair, what I got is my bitch She give me nasty tail and the strength to pitch Just flows inside me and I knock niggaz out 1-2-3 suckas down for the count. I’m number 2 when I pitch, but it ain’t no knock With Pedro Martinez packin that glock You come out swingin, you'll go down quick Mutha got bigger balls than Tricky Dick."

Edgy DC Sep 02 2005 09:44 AM

I'm Mike P. and I'm practically dead But the bitches still line up to butta my bread I'm the chillest emcee on the radio But the man shuts us down wherever we go

MFS62 Sep 02 2005 09:45 AM

Baseball rap? Remember this? What ever happened to the old song parody threads, anyhow? Are they going to be saved to this new forum somewhere? Later ******************************************************************* If you’re a Leiter lover Better stay under/cover Don’t admit you feel ‘dat way. Don’t tell me nutin’ About your ballot/ stuffin’ He ain’t no all star any way You want to be Al’s cheer/ leader He ain’t never been a crowd/pleaser As far as I can remi/nisce But the best thing, lover Is that wild-high motha’ Throws balls that always miss, like this Batters weren’t/swingin And dat ain’t fans/ singin As the ump’s left hand fly up in the/ air Hey diddle diddle just toss it down the middle So they might swing at it, take a /dare So take a /chance This ain’t no high school/dance Maybe someone can make a/play Hitters you ain’t been/foolin Cause they know what he/doin when Al lets them walk this way Chorus: Al lets them Walk this way! Get him outta’ Shea! (repeat 2X) (repeat all 2X) Well just let me smack you head! Oooh, a-like this! He tries hitters /teasin’ Ain’t no fuckin’ reason He can’t throw a pitch at the knees Or throw three strikes over To the other club’s socker Or let his teammates play some/ D He’s a consistent/loser Throws like a Tampax/ user Never throws up something they’ll miss He just tries to nibble Not like that ol’ Rob Dibble And give the fans some wanted bliss, like this Batters weren’t/swingin And dat ain’t fans/ singin As the ump’s left hand fly up in the air Hey diddle diddle just toss it down the middle So they might swing at it, take a /dare So take a /chance This ain’t no high school/dance Maybe someone can make a/play Hitters you ain’t been/foolin Cause they know what they/doin when Al lets them walk this way

Valadius Sep 02 2005 10:01 AM

My name is Willie, and I'm the boss I like my subs with pepper sauce I make my moves that you all see 'Cause Fred and Omar believe in me.

Rotblatt Sep 02 2005 10:02 AM

Petey "Bitches talk big before I come to the mound But shut the fuck up while I'm settin em down They think they got me played but I'm deep in they head Got em swingin and missin like I'm butterin' bread. Good shit, bad shit, it's all the same, "I'm smarter than you" that's the name of the game While I'm riffin on game, here's my man Cliff Floyd Bustin Mets out of seams like anabolic steroids." ]Cliff Floyd here I aint no Lee Mazzilli Pop a cap in yo' ass with a bad achilles Willie is cool; Bobby was whack Carryin' this club on my big black back

Valadius Sep 02 2005 10:15 AM

On the photo front, I'll scan it when I go home, whenever that will be... probably in 3 weeks or so.

Rotblatt Sep 02 2005 10:42 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 02 2005 10:47 AM

Marlon Anderson "Some niggaz think I'm lucky, Married bitches wanna fuck me Pinch hit for they husbands cause my at bats are so plucky. Eatin' fresh every day just like my man Willie, Nigga goes down on bitches like Boras on Pelfrey." On edit: Top three lines totally taken & modified from one of the tracks on Ghostface's Pretty Toney album.

Edgy DC Sep 02 2005 10:43 AM

It's a lotta meat! Chucka-chucka-chu.. It's a lot of meat! Lotta... lottta... lotta meat! It's a lotta meat! TOASTed... It's TOASTed...

metirish Sep 02 2005 10:46 AM

this thread is dope...

Rotblatt Sep 02 2005 11:04 AM

Floyd to Marlon segue "How big is my black back, take a look see Marlon back there battin' four hundred and three"

Johnny Dickshot Sep 02 2005 11:50 AM

How art y'all, y'all, Art Howe Chillin' at retirement home for now I round up all yo' bitches like Sizzler rounds up cattle Gettin' paid, gettin' laid and like always I battle Took over yo' sorry club in two-thousand and three But those muthafuckin' tabloids kept fuckin' with me If you had to play Matsui on every goddamn day They'd fire your bald white ass before Labor Day

Benjamin Grimm Sep 26 2005 07:24 AM

Now I'm George Foster! Yancy Street Gang 44) George Foster OF, 1982-1986 Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 6389 Location: The Baxter Building

Valadius Sep 26 2005 11:45 AM

I got my photo of me with George Foster when I went home this weekend. I'll be scanning it in soon.