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Underpants of the Stars

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 19 2009 08:47 AM

]Under Armour signs N.Y. Mets' Jose Reyes February 18, 2009 Baltimore-based sports apparel company Under Armour has signed New York Mets All-Star shortstop Jose Reyes to a multiyear partnership. Reyes will be featured in a new advertising campaign that begins today and introduces a new lightweight baseball cleat. Other baseball players Under Armour has signed include Alfonso Soriano, Ryan Zimmerman, Jeff Francoeur, Nick Markakis and Francisco Liriano.

Edgy DC Feb 19 2009 09:11 AM

Tool Shed Active Undergarments is proud to report that they retain Brent Mayne in the galaxy of stars who swear by their products.

metsmarathon Feb 19 2009 09:19 AM

underarmor is endorsed, albeit not exclusively, by metsmarathon. i don't trust their running shoes, but on the apparel side, they're pretty good.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 19 2009 09:22 AM

Yes, I wear an UnderArmor pullover to run in the cold weather, which I received as a gift since I'd never pay that much for gear. I also find nothing emphasizes the spare tire I carry around like their compression T shirt.

themetfairy Feb 19 2009 09:24 AM

I like their running pants. And the price is counterbalanced by the fact that those things never wear out.

Fman99 Feb 19 2009 10:37 AM Re: Underpants of the Stars

="John Cougar Lunchbucket"] ]Under Armour signs N.Y. Mets' Jose Reyes February 18, 2009 Baltimore-based sports apparel company Under Armour has signed New York Mets All-Star shortstop Jose Reyes to a multiyear partnership. Reyes will be featured in a new advertising campaign that begins today and introduces a new lightweight baseball cleat. Other baseball players Under Armour has signed include Alfonso Soriano, Ryan Zimmerman, Jeff Francoeur, Nick Markakis and Francisco Liriano. Jeff Francoeur? After his 2008 season he should only be allowed to endorse underpants that look like Jackson Pollack paintings.

holychicken Feb 19 2009 11:12 AM

Underarmor underwear. I can't stress this enough. Nice and refreshing.

RealityChuck Feb 19 2009 01:43 PM

You can't discuss ballplayers endorsing underwear without this: Worked for Jim.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 19 2009 01:44 PM

Shinjo for Gunze:

Edgy DC Feb 19 2009 01:49 PM

Pete Rose for.. I don't know. Huggies or some shit. <img src="http://www.depressedfan.com/images/pete-rose-jockey.jpg">

Fman99 Feb 19 2009 01:52 PM

I have to go wash all of the gay out of my eyes now.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 19 2009 05:33 PM

You left someone out-- Best lefty in a singlet in ML history, man. In homoerotic-seventies-ad poker, two Phillies trumps a Japanese Met, right?

Edgy DC Feb 19 2009 05:55 PM

If you took your eyes of his red hot bod, you'd see that's a Red Red Rose.

holychicken Feb 20 2009 07:16 AM

="Edgy DC":167tw773]Pete Rose for.. I don't know. Huggies or some shit. <img src="http://www.depressedfan.com/images/pete-rose-jockey.jpg">[/quote:167tw773] LMFAO That isn't serious, is it? RealityChuck Feb 20 2009 08:13 AM ="holychicken":2nzm1mua]That isn't serious, is it?[/quote:2nzm1mua]Yes, it was. After Jim Palmer was a major success in selling men's underwear, Jockey added other baseball players. The key was that most underwear was purchased by wives for their husbands. They liked the beefcake (my wife though the Palmer ads were extremely sexy), so they bought. themetfairy Feb 20 2009 08:30 AM The Palmer ads were, indeed, extremely sexy. A lot of women who wouldn't know a balk from a bunt bought their husbands underwear based on those ads. holychicken Feb 20 2009 10:26 AM ="RealityChuck":1rhi458g] ="holychicken":1rhi458g]That isn't serious, is it?[/quote:1rhi458g]Yes, it was. After Jim Palmer was a major success in selling men's underwear, Jockey added other baseball players. The key was that most underwear was purchased by wives for their husbands. They liked the beefcake (my wife though the Palmer ads were extremely sexy), so they bought.[/quote:1rhi458g] And those were the good old days? hhehehe Whenever I look at that, I can't help but think that it is Jack Black making fun of something. But it's real. . .and that's scary.