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Edgy DC Feb 18 2009 11:22 AM

An idea taken from Fman. Google your name and "needs" and list the first ten results. Sticking with the first ten coherent ones. 1) Edward Needs Sunscreen 2) Edward Needs To Get Hit With A Big Stick! 3) Edward needs to learn how to fight for his woman. 4) Edward Needs to Come to Play 5) Edward needs a hug. 6) Edward needs help academically and receives special education assistance in his classes at school. He becomes sad sometimes and needs extra reassurance. 7) Edward needs Flash help! (as usual) 8) Edward Needs Your Discipline. 9) Edward needs the structure of a family. 10) Edward needs prayers, good vibes and positive thoughts. All, more or less, true.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 18 2009 11:26 AM

Here's what I need: publications forgiveness to go to beauty school your votes surgery a Jew a nickname help fixing TLC

TransMonk Feb 18 2009 11:26 AM

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Benjamin Grimm Feb 18 2009 11:44 AM

I'll trade you a cyberface for a Jew.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 18 2009 11:49 AM

I think I win: 1 Jon needs real women with real sound systems 2 jon needs to stop sending drinks now 3 Jon Needs to Touch his Roots 4 Jon Needs Prayers 5 Jon Needs Love Video 6 Jon Needs To Fire His Attorney 7 Jon Needs (Costa Rica) is on Facebook 8 Jon needs a new shift key 9 Jon Needs a Hair cut! 10 Jon needs a moment to compose himself after breaking the news of Tom DeLay's indictment for campaign finance violations.

Kong76 Feb 18 2009 11:51 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 18 2009 12:25 PM

Kong76 needs 60's and 70's autographed Mets baseball cards. Google is getting too smart.

A Boy Named Seo Feb 18 2009 12:03 PM

I think Google is telling me that I need to clean up and get some. Jake needs money for a hooker. Jake needs a woman. All Jake needs now is a haircut. My dog Jake needs surgery. Jake needs love, direction. Jake needs a home. Jake needs an agent. Jake needs to go. Jake needs u on Shine! Jake needs a Playmate!

Fman99 Feb 18 2009 12:27 PM

Edgy got this idea from me on Facebook -- here is my list. Jason Needs..... 1. ...a Pismo, apparently some new Mac computer coming out. Uh, OK. 2. ...to SHUT UP. Probably true. 3. ...to diet because he has become too fat. Well I'm working on it! (lost 19 lbs. since last May) 4. ...a toilet fast. Nah, I'm cool. 5. ...help. Sometimes. 6. ...a ring. Already wearing one, thanks. 7. ...to put on his shirt, overalls, shoes and socks; needs to carry his pitchfork and he is off... to kill people I suppose. Wrong Jason. 8. ...a helmet. I can see that. 9. ...a good slapping. Probably. 10. ...your micro-cash. If there's one thing I have, it's micro-cash.

holychicken Feb 18 2009 12:31 PM

1) Charles needs to be comfortable with his Olympic roster. 2) Charles needs a stable home to find success in high school 3) Prince Charles needs to get away from it 4) Charles, needs help! 新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします 5) St. Charles needs affordable housing despite slow market. 6) Charles "needs to touch the ball more." 7) Ransom delivering just what St. Charles needs 8) Charles needs the sea - but likes mud too 9) Sir Charles needs help, not laughs. 10) Charles Needs Hernia Operation after Stretching Awkwardly While Laying Hedges.

DocTee Feb 18 2009 01:22 PM

Tim needs: 1. to dump his lame girl 2. to develop a sense of trust in trustwrthy adults 3. to realize that there is a connecion between what he does and positive things 4.this virtual school option 5. to be carefully managed 6.time 7. new crutches 8. you 9. to be given opportunities 10. a haircut

metsmarathon Feb 18 2009 01:50 PM

1. And Right Now, Tom Needs to Worry More About Staying Out of the Big House than Staying in the House of Representatives 2. Tom needs a little slap on the wrist with my ruler 3. Peeping Tom Needs Volume 4. Tom needs to dance with UH 5. Tom needs his own blog 6. Tom needs snoring solution help 7. Tom needs to test the picoPSU-120 8. Tom needs a slap 9. Tom needs help cooking Indian food! 10. Tom needs a liver well, the last one is a downer...

OlerudOwned Feb 18 2009 02:07 PM

Jesse needs to open a can of hair gel on his ass. Jesse needs to eat more fruits, veggies, milk products & meat Jesse needs a new nickname Jesse needs a home for the holidays Jesse needs a new food Jesse Needs Your Votes Jesse needs your help and someday you might need his Jesse needs a new job now Jesse needs a room in the City Jesse needs therapy (well, actually it was Angela) Nothing in there topping that first one.

Edgy DC Feb 18 2009 02:26 PM

1) Derek Needs A Woman! 2) Derek needs a spotter. 3) Derek needs to draw this for our darn hats! 4) Derek needs to learn to dance. 5) Derek Needs a Stud. 6) Derek needs to look his guys in the eyes and demand more of them. 7) Derek needs a bresh of freath air. 8) Derek Needs Your Bootlegs! 9) Derek needs a snazzier trumpet to go with his apparel. 10) Derek needs to learn how to take care of his son, but he can't do that cause hes always in and out of jail.

Frayed Knot Feb 18 2009 02:34 PM

Apparently I need all kinds of changes otherwise there will be no stimulus effect at all.

TheOldMole Feb 18 2009 04:19 PM

Tad needs volume Tad needs some good real estate professionals Tad needs Contract or part-time work in the editing and proofreading arenas (how did they know?) Tad needs help Tad needs you Tad needs modernizing Tad needs and deserves someone wonderful! (Actually, I'm fine in that department) Tad needs to find a new home which includes workshop, training and storage areas. A major fundraising drive is underway. ... (I like the last part) Tad needs to do something to take the edge off those bad days. Tad needs a date with the sweet and innocent Rosalee

cooby Feb 18 2009 06:44 PM

1 Amy needs more hours in a day 2 Amy needs to see her kids more often 3 Amy needs some summer pants 4 Amy needs Lent to get here FAST 5 Amy needs to know what went wrong 6 Amy needs to quit kicking herself 7 Amy needs to go do some ironing 8 Amy needs a haircut too 9 Amy needs more time with her mom 10 Amy needs a backrub

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 18 2009 06:48 PM

Wait for it, wait for it... wait, what? 1) Francis needs a drummer and guitarist 2) Francis needs more seasoning 3) Francis needs money 4) Francis needs a heart transplant 5) Francis needs more eggnog 6) Francis needs to stop watching Katie Carwreck 7) Francis needs a franchise 8) Francis needs proper attire to help guests into the job market 9) Francis needs a dispenser here 10) Francis needs more fuck buttons than just the sweet love for planet Earth

TheOldMole Feb 18 2009 09:47 PM

I guess these lists can change quickly - my brother Jon did it and one of the ones he hit was "Jon needs a fucking life."

TheOldMole Feb 18 2009 10:01 PM

But there are limits.... TAD will not provide incentives for private developers Tad will not know you have blocked him Tad may also be able to answer some questions relating to taxidermy, human sexuality, dancing, and independent film-making. Tad will not answer questions that are rude, ridiculous, outside his range of expertise, inappropriate for a public audience, or a waste of his time. TAD will not sell, trade, rent, lend or give your personal information to others without your authorisation. TAD will not be reforming Tad will not refund any fees paid for services TAD does not provide advise about leasing your mineral interests. Tad will not sugarcoat it just give you facts and options ... Tad has never - and will not in the future - use a dime of existing school tax dollars. Period. However, not to be entirely negative... If you do not answer the call, TAD will answer.

Number 6 Feb 18 2009 11:18 PM

Great idea. 1. Aaron needs to learn how to count. 2. Aaron needs new thongs! 3. Aaron needs a new band! 4. Aaron needs a stacge. (?!?!) 5. "Princess" Aaron needs a sugar daddy to buy him things. 6. Aaron needs a forever family. 7. Aaron Needs a Tracheotomy. 8. Aaron needs help. 9. AaRoN nEeDs To TrAiN. 10. Aaron needs some sun lotion. It seems my namesakes have fallen on rough times.

Vince Coleman Firecracker Feb 19 2009 08:07 AM

Matt needs... to date a midget or something to keep his day job a Valentine (a midget Valentine? Two birds, one stone.) new wheels to not play every little blog meme that comes along mojo badly ([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r856_yCHgFg:3lo0cncl]this guy[/url:3lo0cncl], perhaps?) Your Help! to apologize to FreeBSD more research students! a temporary foster home a good trashing

seawolf17 Feb 19 2009 08:14 AM

Much better with my username: SEAWOLF needs to be operationally evaluated to better understand her capabilities before she initially deploys as a front-line fleet asset. Seawolf needs to reload torpedoes in neutral Australia. Seawolf needs 650 rotations in both (either?) directions. seawolf needs to be drawn much larger. seawolf needs some help now Seawolf needs to believe that a failure to get all the available points this weekend creates a tougher road for the rest of the season. Seawolf needs to realise that he sucks and all his arguments are rubbish Seawolf needs to stay in the water where the elephants can't step on him seawolf needs some buddies. SEAWOLF needs the extra rudder, the KILO does not. I love some of those. But if you keep going, some of these are even better: We all know Seawolf needs a good spanking Seawolf needs enchants so he can Shadowbolt crit Deathknight Understudy for 121230 shadow damage as well. Seawolf needs a periscope squeegee to get that albatross poop off the lens Seawolf needs to pay more attention to the Tax Rate or we all may be forced to take more drastic actions!