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Fman99
Apr 30 2009 04:46 AM

More goodness about A-Roid, from ESPN quoting a story in the Snooz. Highlights include his propensity for growing round boobies and being a crappy tipper at Hooters. He actually is George Costanza, apparently.

[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4114292:2s0nbwu0]Read all about it.[/url:2s0nbwu0]

Edgy DC
Apr 30 2009 05:33 AM

That sounds like a brutal brutal book.

bmfc1
Apr 30 2009 06:13 AM

In lopsided games, he tipped off opposing batters to what pitches were coming but he was a lousy tipper at Hooters.

The Hooters part is pathetic for someone that rich. The first part messes with the fragile integrity of the game and should be investigated by the Commissioner's Office.

Nymr83
Apr 30 2009 06:34 AM

]Other things alleged in Roberts' book, according to the Daily News: • A-Rod "pitch tipped" when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up.


i want names!

metirish
Apr 30 2009 06:37 AM

Like anyone believed that he stopped using when he said he did....

Nymr83
Apr 30 2009 06:43 AM

="metirish":157kypte]Like anyone believed that he stopped using when he said he did....[/quote:157kypte]

screw steroids, i want to know more about arod intentionally aiding the opposing team!

metirish
Apr 30 2009 07:06 AM

="Nymr83":3rqhcden]
="metirish":3rqhcden]Like anyone believed that he stopped using when he said he did....[/quote:3rqhcden] screw steroids, i want to know more about arod intentionally aiding the opposing team![/quote:3rqhcden]

Yeah I'm still trying to figure that one out , but isn't that Rodriguez all over, trying to be popular in his own strange way.....when you think there is noting else with him he just gives more.

Edgy DC
Apr 30 2009 07:43 AM

I see a nickname like that filling the stands in American League cities this summer.

I hope she's got her story straight, because this could wreck him.

HahnSolo
Apr 30 2009 07:51 AM

="Nymr83"]
]Other things alleged in Roberts' book, according to the Daily News: • A-Rod "pitch tipped" when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up.
i want names!


If true, I don't know how he looks teammates (particularly pitchers) in the eyes ever again. In the locker room, I could see this as being a far more egregious sin than steroids.

metsguyinmichigan
Apr 30 2009 07:55 AM

I thought 15 percent was a decent tip.

Mendoza Line
Apr 30 2009 08:07 AM

]A-Rod "pitch tipped" when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up.


How does a shortstop do this without anyone else on the team noticing?

Nymr83
Apr 30 2009 08:07 AM

="metsguyinmichigan":14l0pzdh]I thought 15 percent was a decent tip.[/quote:14l0pzdh]

not when you make 25 million a year it isnt.

HahnSolo
Apr 30 2009 09:28 AM

="Nymr83":1nh9sgj3]
="metsguyinmichigan":1nh9sgj3]I thought 15 percent was a decent tip.[/quote:1nh9sgj3] not when you make 25 million a year it isnt.[/quote:1nh9sgj3]

I will cut him some slack here. Just because some bimbo brings you buffalo wings and beer, you have to tip what...? 50%, 60%?

Why should he tip more than Joe Schlabotnik at the next table for the same service?

Nymr83
Apr 30 2009 09:31 AM

Well he doesnt have to tip anything, but he's A-Rod, i'm sure his presence there is a big circus and i'll bet he gets treated better than the average customer does too.

soupcan
Apr 30 2009 09:34 AM

="HahnSolo":25t8z99n]
="Nymr83":25t8z99n]
="metsguyinmichigan":25t8z99n]I thought 15 percent was a decent tip.[/quote:25t8z99n] not when you make 25 million a year it isnt.[/quote:25t8z99n] I will cut him some slack here. Just because some bimbo brings you buffalo wings and beer, you have to tip what...? 50%, 60%? Why should he tip more than Joe Schlabotnik at the next table for the same service?[/quote:25t8z99n]

Because he can. Because its a good investment in his image. And 50%-60% of a bill at Hooters is like shoeshine money to him.

Part of the reason he is so famous is because of how much money he makes, ergo - lotsa people know how much money he makes and rightly or wrongly he gets scrutinized for his genorisity or lack thereof.

You may bemoan the double-standard, but now his cheap ass is being called out. Ask him if the money he saved at Hooters by not over-tipping was worth the ridicule he's gonna get now.

soupcan
Apr 30 2009 09:36 AM




Rodriguez hangs out shirtless in Central Park in 2006.

Are these the infamous "Bitch Tits"?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 30 2009 10:21 AM

="metsguyinmichigan":41qd8d37]I thought 15 percent was a decent tip.[/quote:41qd8d37]

Kinda sorta. 'Round these parts, it's bare minimum, for "not bad" service. If service has been good at all, 20 and up is customary these days.

(Like my grandpa always said, if you don't have money to tip, you don't have money to eat out.)

HahnSolo
Apr 30 2009 10:27 AM

A cynic consumer might say in reply: if you can't pay your servers a decent wage, then don't open a restaurant.

The percentage thing never made sense to me. Do the same job at a Denny's or at the Four Seasons, but at one your tip might be $5 while at the other it's $50?


But we're veering off course here: the tipping off of pitches seems like it should be getting far more attention here.

batmagadanleadoff
Apr 30 2009 10:29 AM

I'd grow bitch tits for $25M a year.

metsguyinmichigan
Apr 30 2009 10:30 AM

Did ARod tipp off 15 percent of the batters or more?

bmfc1
Apr 30 2009 10:33 AM

="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":3qj28dvx]
="metsguyinmichigan":3qj28dvx]I thought 15 percent was a decent tip.[/quote:3qj28dvx] (Like my grandpa always said, if you don't have money to tip, you don't have money to eat out.)[/quote:3qj28dvx]

I like that very much. Your Grandpa sounds like a wise man.

metirish
May 01 2009 06:36 AM

Hilarious

] Roberts also details Rodriguez's obsession with teammate Derek Jeter. Players who accompanied A-Rod to clubs said his favorite pickup line was "Who's hotter, me or Derek Jeter?"

Edgy DC
May 01 2009 07:19 AM

Shit. The bastard stole my line.

cooby
May 05 2009 08:30 PM

No question, Edgy, it's you!