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OoTS 5/21

Fman99 May 21 2009 12:27 PM

As usual, the Phillies are mashing, up 6-1 on Cincy in a home matinee. See, the thing is, once they get runners on base, see, they tend to plate them. The jerks.

sharpie May 21 2009 02:25 PM

Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0.

metirish May 21 2009 02:26 PM

sharpie wrote: Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0. Please come Jake....

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 21 2009 02:32 PM

sharpie wrote: Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0. But they couldn't beat the MFYs even once in three tries. FU, Minnesota.

G-Fafif May 21 2009 02:34 PM

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: ="sharpie"]Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0. But they couldn't beat the MFYs even once in three tries. FU, Minnesota. That's not true. They couldn't beat them once in four tries. And they were the last team to lose a playoff series to the MFYs. Useless. Utterly useless.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 21 2009 02:36 PM

That's it. I'm no longer shopping at Target or listening to Prince. The singer, not you.

TransMonk May 21 2009 02:40 PM

What about Dylan and Westerberg?

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 21 2009 02:44 PM

They're dead to me. Soul Asylum too. Garrison Kellior. Jesse Ventura. All Scandanavian-Americans. All of 'em.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 21 2009 03:02 PM

The digressive writings of Chuck Klosterman? The comic stylings of the late Mitch Hedberg? The buh-buh-buh-BOING of Jessica Biel? Lutefisk?

G-Fafif May 21 2009 03:09 PM

Mary Tyler Moore is not gonna make it after all.

Swan Swan H May 21 2009 05:03 PM

That fantasy about twins....never gonna happen.

PiggiesTomatoes May 21 2009 07:02 PM Re: OoTS 5/21

Fman99 wrote: See, the thing is, once they get runners on base, see, they tend to plate them. The jerks. At least we have 50% of that down pat. We'll get the last part down sooner or later.