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There Was A Young Man from Nantucket

cooby
Jun 16 2009 08:44 PM

Finish the limerick, and we can have a contest to judge the entries!

Edgy DC
Jun 16 2009 10:36 PM

Whose favorite ballplayer was Puckett
He said with chagrin
I know he's a Twin
But if the Red Sawx complain, they can suck it.

Swan Swan H
Jun 17 2009 08:23 AM

When he swung, put his foot in the bucket
Hit weak knock drew a grin
'Cause it helped his Sawx win
Past the immobile Jeter he snuck it.

cooby
Jun 17 2009 05:10 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sat down with some corn for to shuck it
The corn, it was green
Little wormies were seen
And so he decided to chuck it

Kong76
Jun 17 2009 05:23 PM

There once was a man named Lunchbucket
Followed Mets by numbers who'd thunkit
He wrote a good book
Idea stole by a crook
And the 'bucket shrugged and said fuck it

cooby
Jul 01 2009 07:25 PM

Hey I forgot about this! Anybody else want to enter, I've got a swell prize here.

cooby
Jul 22 2009 04:27 AM

Gosh, I keep forgetting about this...

Votes needed!

cooby
Jul 27 2009 06:29 AM

Sigh. I have a 1974 Yearbook here that was going to the lucky winner, but still no voters. Oh well.

Just for the record, I thought all the entries were excellent! Thank you for your participation 

TheOldMole
Jul 27 2009 07:59 AM

OK, I'll vote for Edgy.