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Ryan Braun, D-Bag

seawolf17 Jul 01 2009 03:14 PM

So last night we had Braun celebrating early, taking his helmet off before reaching home. As I'm coming home just now, Wayne's replaying the audio from the defensive play of the game, a Braun flyout to Fartinez, which apparently ended with Braun slamming his helmet in disgust. Hey Ryan... WTF? You have helmet problems, or are you just a d-bag professional athlete?

A Boy Named Seo Jul 01 2009 03:18 PM

I thought they traded him to AZ or something.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 01 2009 03:24 PM

Let's see-- helmet slamming... an alumnus of the same "U" which produced Jeremy Shockey, Rick Barry, Kellen Winslow Jr., Ray Lewis, Pat Burrell and A-Rod... and, well, does this help? http://www.onmilwaukee.com/market/artic ... ction.html

DocTee Jul 05 2009 08:11 PM

Now he's calling his teamates and GM out: [url:2ph3knm0]http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290705116[/url:2ph3knm0]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 05 2009 10:21 PM

"Like Jager bombs or roofies to loosen up a first date, using the beat writers as a megaphone is always a good call!"

Fman99 Jul 05 2009 10:33 PM

Ryan Braun:fashion::Michael Jackson:babysitting

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 06 2009 07:19 AM

I don't know about you non-homos, but Ryan Braun embodies my generation's fast and loud lifestyle. He takes all of his inspirations from music, art, culture, etc., and shoves them straight in to my face through contemporary fashion.

Edgy DC Jul 06 2009 07:48 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 06 2009 09:06 AM

Braun Stylez: <table><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/braun_clicks.jpg"> "I'm an elemental." </td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/ryan%20braun.jpg"> "I'm so wack, I don't just go in for the obnoXiously loud tee-shirt, I go for the obnoXiously loud undershirt. Haterz don't understand." </td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2674456084_af74a67083.jpg"> "Hey look! Yankee fans! Might as well start sucking up to them now. I LOVE YOU DOUCHEBAGS!" </td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Ryan-Braun2.jpg"> "Nothing compliments my geen eyes like an ill-fiting $3,000 suit over a $9 concert tee. What's that? Oh, the part you can't see says 'Lordz of Masturba-'." </td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/david_sabino/09/30/sabino.digits/ryan-braun-ap2.jpg"> "Be honest, folks. Baseball doesn't have enough nipple. Well I'm turning that paradigm on its ear. Or maybe on its nipple." </td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j141/ECKoolAid/lolsports/ryan-braun-or-joey-lawrence.jpg"> "That's right, Baby. The Mets caved and you're running with the Wild Card Champeen tonight! Cranberry and sparkling water? That's on me. You're riding the B-Train tonight." </td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.24-7pressrelease.com/attachments/041002/R_Braun_and_J_Reckf_small.jpg"> "Pain? I love it. That's why I'm here promoting Xtreme Gout." </td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ryan-braun.jpg"> "Hello, Van Buren County Fairgrounds! We're Braun'z Spawn'z! Are you ready to ROCK?!"</td></tr></table>

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 06 2009 08:44 AM

Dying

TransMonk Jul 06 2009 08:49 AM

This just got forwarded to all my Brewer-fan friends. HIlarious.

OlerudOwned Jul 06 2009 09:35 AM

Hydrogen Bomb of Cool.

Nymr83 Jul 06 2009 10:25 AM

The rabbi does not approve, Ryan.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 06 2009 10:34 AM

I am giving you so many chest bumps in my mind, brah-- you don't even know.

metsguyinmichigan Jul 06 2009 10:35 AM

AWESOME!!!! Bad ass!

Farmer Ted Jul 06 2009 12:31 PM

I wonder what fine things Walt Kowalski would say about the young Brewer?

metirish Jul 06 2009 12:39 PM

That was hilarious.