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Headless, Obese and Sexy!

Fman99 Jul 01 2009 12:34 PM

I love that every news story regarding obesity includes pictures or video of obese people, shot from the neck down so as to not single out someone that would be recognized by family and friends. All the media outlets do this now and I love it. Just people, no heads or faces, but big lumpy bodies.

Kong76 Jul 01 2009 12:47 PM

Being so large, I might get a neck down shot posted on the internet. I better iron a nice crease in my jeans so I look good?

TheOldMole Jul 01 2009 12:57 PM

Could be that with no heads they don't have to get releases.

Edgy DC Jul 01 2009 01:04 PM

This has been going on as long as I remember TV news. "New data out on American obesity." Cut to stock footage of waddling down the street. With smoking news, they'll show unidenfiable closeups of people taking a rag as the skin prunes up around the mouth.

Frayed Knot Jul 01 2009 02:25 PM

[quote="Kong76":2gfuz3k5]Being so large, I might get a neck down shot posted on the internet. I better iron a nice crease in my jeans so I look good?[/quote:2gfuz3k5] People who iron their jeans are a more despised minority than the obese.

Nymr83 Jul 01 2009 02:30 PM

[quote="Frayed Knot":or08eenf][quote="Kong76":or08eenf]Being so large, I might get a neck down shot posted on the internet. I better iron a nice crease in my jeans so I look good?[/quote:or08eenf] People who iron their jeans are a more despised minority than the obese.[/quote:or08eenf] thats because fat people make you feel relatively good about your own weight while jeans-ironers make you feel lazy about your laundry.

cooby Jul 01 2009 05:50 PM

That picture is an obesity twofer

Fman99 Jul 02 2009 11:24 AM

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Kong76 Jul 02 2009 12:32 PM

Who can't look at that extra lump in her pants and think, "oh, I gotta have that?"

Fman99 Jul 02 2009 12:35 PM

[quote="Kong76"]Who can't look at that extra lump in her pants and think, "oh, I gotta have that?"

Lots of creative names for that one... or acronyms, anyway.

Sometimes referred to as the FUPA (pronounced foo-pah), for "Fat Upper Pubic Area," or more simply the AIF (long "a" sound), or "Ass In Front."

Benjamin Grimm Jul 02 2009 12:36 PM

You should write an encyclopedia or something.

Frayed Knot Jul 02 2009 01:08 PM

[quote="cooby"] That picture is an obesity twofer

Yeah, fat AND jeans with an ironed crease!

Farmer Ted Jul 02 2009 01:08 PM

I recently heard it decribed at CO. Cl_t Overhang.

Fman99 Jul 28 2009 07:16 AM

Fman99 Jul 28 2009 07:18 AM

Health care cost spending for obesity related issues estimated at $147 billion. You know what that means.... more headless obese sexy people time!

Fman99 Jul 28 2009 07:20 AM

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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 28 2009 11:51 AM

[quote="Fman99"]

For my money? Nothing sadder than the inordinately-large-belly-on-otherwise-skinny-dude.

At least if you're round all over, there's some aesthetic integrity there. Have some food with your beer, guy, or lift... or, if all else fails, get some silicone fun in those bags!

Fman99 Oct 23 2009 01:40 PM Re: Headless, Obese and Sexy!

metsguyinmichigan Oct 23 2009 03:17 PM Re:

[quote="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"][quote="Fman99"]

For my money? Nothing sadder than the inordinately-large-belly-on-otherwise-skinny-dude.

At least if you're round all over, there's some aesthetic integrity there. Have some food with your beer, guy, or lift... or, if all else fails, get some silicone fun in those bags!


It's the exposed orange boxers that put it over the edge!

Fman99 Dec 07 2009 01:22 PM Re: Headless, Obese and Sexy!

Jeez, these just get worse and worse (i.e., better).

Fman99 Jan 08 2010 09:27 AM Re: Headless, Obese and Sexy!

Willets Point Feb 09 2010 01:16 PM Re: Headless, Obese and Sexy!

Headless, Obese and Sexy on TV. How To Report the News

Fman99 May 20 2010 01:37 PM Re: Headless, Obese and Sexy!

So if you've got one of these, apparently, you're more likely to suffer from Alzheimer's, dementia, and CPF-themed mockery.