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KTE Cincinati Reds (7/10-7/12)

Nymr83 Jul 09 2009 07:35 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 10 2009 08:14 AM

Cincinnati Reds (41-42, 4th place, 4 GB) 20-20 at home, 21-22 on the road, 5-5 in their last ten, the Reds are the picture of mediocrity, but in this year’s National League that is all it takes to be able to call yourself a contender. C: Ramon Hernandez: .251/.329/.363 - having his usual shrug your shoulders season behind the dish. 1B: Joey Votto: .356/.442/.601 – back from the DL and finding his sweet lefty stroke again, he’s the key guy that Feliciano will have to get out in any big spots. 2B: Brandon Phillips: .268/.338/.475 – one of the top hitting 2B in the league. SS: Alex Gonzalez: .212/.256/.302 - he’s as terrible a hitter a sever, a regular David Eckstein who does very little of value and gets praised (and paid) for it. 3B: Edwin Encarnacion: .150/.284/.213- recently back off the DL and looking for his stroke, he hasn’t found it yet. LF: Laynce Nix: .251/.304/.491 – former Texas Ranger, he’s found his way to mediocrity in a Reds uniform. CF: Willy Taveras: .244/.287/.300 – another trackstar who can’t do anything with the bat, think Roger Cedeno with less pop in his bat! RF: Jay Bruce: .209/.285/.444 – the 23 year old has 18 homers, but that’s about all he does well at the plate right now. Bench: IF Jerry Hairston: hit .258/.311/.398 in place of Encarnacion until about a week ago C Ryan Hanigan: (no relation to Alyson Hannigan of American Pie) IF Paul Janish: I’ve never heard of him, have you? Has driven in 3 rbi’s off the bench in 82 plate appearences OF Chris Dickerson OF Jonny Gomes Rotation: The Mets will see Bronson Arroyo (8-8, 5.85) against Fernando Nieve Friday night. Emerging ace Johnny Cueto (8-5, 3.45) against Johan Santana on Saturday, in what promises to be an exciting pitchers duel (because Johan is great and anyone who faces the Mets looks great) Aaron Harang (5-8, 3.89) will go against Big Pelf on Sunday, Harang is a case study in luck as he's dropped his ERA a full run from last season without any improvement to his walk, strikeout, or hits allowed rates. The Mets will miss Micah Owings who goes tonight, Edison Volquez who is injured, and Maloney/Bailey who are filling in. Bullpen: The Reds’ outstanding bullpen may have pitched better than any other bullpen in the majors so far this year, the top 5 each hold an ERA+ of 160 or better in at least 30 innings each. Francisco Cordero Danny Herrera Nick Masset Arthur Rhodes Dave Weathers Carlos Fisher Josh Roenicke Ex-Mets: Weathers Ex-Reds on the Mets: None

Fman99 Jul 09 2009 08:31 PM

Nice KTE Nymor. "Behold, Vigo!" Janosh is coming back! He knocked us around opening weekend if I remember right... OE: Checked, he had 2 of his 3 RBIs in game #3 of this season, which was also the first of many bad Ollie starts of 2009.

Gwreck Jul 09 2009 08:49 PM

Cueto was the starting pitcher in that 22-1 debacle the Reds had earlier this week in Philly. He didn't get out of the first inning.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 09 2009 09:10 PM

When Votto missed some time with "anxiety" earlier this year a rumor went around he was being blackmailed by a gay lover. But that's apparently untrue

G-Fafif Jul 09 2009 09:27 PM

I was going to say great KTE, but without the Joey Votto gay lover innuendo, boy I don't know.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 09 2009 09:47 PM

="G-Fafif":1rjugfra]I was going to say great KTE, but without the Joey Votto gay lover innuendo, boy I don't know.[/quote:1rjugfra] Indeed-- it's like the airline cut of the great KTE. themetfairy Jul 10 2009 05:36 AM Nike knowledge Nymr. John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 10 2009 05:43 AM ="G-Fafif":2fsc0dvo]I was going to say great KTE, but without the Joey Votto gay lover innuendo, boy I don't know.[/quote:2fsc0dvo] Us people who might be gay don't get enough you know. Nymr83 Jul 10 2009 05:56 AM I guess I'm just not as up to date on the love affairs of the gay community as some of you, does Votto wear Ryan Braun-approved t-shirts? bmfc1 Jul 10 2009 06:03 AM Excellent KTE Nymr83. seawolf17 Jul 10 2009 06:49 AM Wasn't Pedro Feliciano in the Reds system for a few minutes? Frayed Knot Jul 10 2009 06:58 AM The CPF board has voted NOT to suspend or otherwise discipline Nymr83 for his mis-spelling of Cincinnati in the subject line of this KTE. There will, however, be a letter placed in his file which could be taken into consideration in future cases. In other words: This will be on your permanent record!! metirish Jul 10 2009 07:30 AM Great KTE with some hilarious possibilities , not least of all Nymr denying that gays exist , absolutely only joking there.... I never heard that about Votto and a quick search on google brings back a ton of stuff about him on that issue. Nymr83 Jul 10 2009 08:14 AM you'll find that to be one of my very few non-right-wing positions, i really never heard anything about Votto ]The CPF board has voted NOT to suspend or otherwise discipline Nymr83 for his mis-spelling of Cincinnati in the subject line of this KTE edited! ha! seawolf17 Jul 10 2009 08:49 AM And still spelled wrong, even with the edit. :) Edgy DC Jul 10 2009 02:35 PM Bronson Arroyo, you such a card: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0I-2YW0IzUU&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0I-2YW0IzUU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>