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cooby Jul 20 2009 07:54 PM

...but surely somebody here has checked to see what the one diet secret to lose 5 pounds in one week is. Do tell.

soupcan Jul 20 2009 08:13 PM

The [url=http://themastercleanse.org/:144dxu1z]Master Cleanse[/url:144dxu1z]of course.

cooby Jul 20 2009 08:31 PM

I can't stand the smell of maple syrup. It smells like pee. In fact, I think it IS pee.

Swan Swan H Jul 20 2009 08:36 PM

Tree pee?

cooby Jul 20 2009 08:41 PM

Kid pee. Smell a dried diaper some time! The establishment wants us to THINK it's tree syrup, just like they want us to think the earth is warming up. Very tricky they are.

Fman99 Jul 21 2009 06:31 AM

="soupcan":2kz6l564]The [url=http://themastercleanse.org/:2kz6l564]Master Cleanse[/url:2kz6l564]of course.[/quote:2kz6l564] The Gitmo diet. themetfairy Jul 21 2009 07:04 AM Unless you were seriously obese, you wouldn't want to lose five pounds in one week. It's not healthy, and if you lose at that kind of pace the flabby skin would look worse than the fat you took off. John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 21 2009 07:21 AM ="soupcan":fn7gp3qw]The [url=http://themastercleanse.org/:fn7gp3qw]Master Cleanse[/url:fn7gp3qw]of course.[/quote:fn7gp3qw] Hey Soup, did that work? I don't recall if we ever got whole ass-burning story. seawolf17 Jul 21 2009 08:45 AM ="themetfairy":1heiwd58]Unless you were seriously obese, you wouldn't want to lose five pounds in one week. It's not healthy, and if you lose at that kind of pace the flabby skin would look worse than the fat you took off.[/quote:1heiwd58] Not true. When I stopped drinking soda a few years ago, I lost seven pounds in one week; I'm no more flabby now than I was then. You couldn't maintain that rate, but you could do it quickly and healthily if you're eating crap. soupcan Jul 21 2009 08:47 AM It sure did - I lost like 12-15 pounds in about 10 days if I recall. It wasn't even that bad. At first you definitely crave food but after a couple of days of not being hungry (really!) you realize that they are just cravings and become easier to resist. The oddest thing was not crapping for the last 4-5 days. themetfairy Jul 21 2009 08:50 AM ="seawolf17":1l370vzr] ="themetfairy":1l370vzr]Unless you were seriously obese, you wouldn't want to lose five pounds in one week. It's not healthy, and if you lose at that kind of pace the flabby skin would look worse than the fat you took off.[/quote:1l370vzr] Not true. When I stopped drinking soda a few years ago, I lost seven pounds in one week; I'm no more flabby now than I was then. You couldn't maintain that rate, but you could do it quickly and healthily if you're eating crap.[/quote:1l370vzr] We're on the same page. I was talking about maintaining that kind of rate. For one week your body could adjust to pretty much anything. John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 21 2009 08:59 AM ="soupcan":241y1ilc]It sure did - I lost like 12-15 pounds in about 10 days if I recall. It wasn't even that bad. At first you definitely crave food but after a couple of days of not being hungry (really!) you realize that they are just cravings and become easier to resist. The oddest thing was not crapping for the last 4-5 days.[/quote:241y1ilc] Didya keep it off? soupcan Jul 21 2009 11:06 AM I gained about 5 back pretty quick, but I kept the rest off for a good while. cooby Jul 21 2009 08:08 PM Time to do it again then! soupcan Jul 22 2009 06:43 AM Oh, snap. (But you're right)