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soupcan Aug 03 2009 08:06 AM

Joe DiMaggio Bares All A full-frontal nude of baseball great Joe DiMaggio, showering after a game, is currently on view in the exhibition Hunted and Gathered at the gallery Modernism in San Francisco. The photograph, which was taken around 1940, reveals the naked Yankee slugger soaking wet and grinning happily. It is part of a collection of quirky, anonymous photographs assembled by Robert Flynn Johnson, curator emeritus of the Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco. When asked where he got the photo, Johnson joked, "I have friends in low places." Read it at San Francisco Chronicle [url=http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/nude-photo-of-joe-dimaggio-in-sf-exhibition/shocking/]Joltin' Joe's Johnson[/url]

Edgy DC Aug 03 2009 08:10 AM

Check out the reply from wbishop12: <blockquote>Why do people fear the penis so much in this country?</blockquote>I like that. Like there's one giant penis in the sky that we all cower before, but somehow Europe has learned to accept as part of their lives and even love.

metirish Aug 03 2009 08:13 AM

Fman , what ya got on this? Kudos to soupcan for his use of words here.

Fman99 Aug 03 2009 08:26 AM

His nickname should be changed from "Yankee Clipper" to "Yankee Unclipped." Good Catholic boy.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 03 2009 09:01 AM

="Edgy DC"]Check out the reply from wbishop12: <blockquote>Why do people fear the penis so much in this country?</blockquote>I like that. Like there's one giant penis in the sky that we all cower before, but somehow Europe has learned to accept as part of their lives and even love. Wait-- you mean there ISN'T one giant, Biblical-sense-awesome penis in the sky? Then what the hell have I been tithing to?

G-Fafif Aug 03 2009 12:08 PM

="Edgy DC":1vytj47o]Like there's one giant penis in the sky that we all cower before[/quote:1vytj47o] Sort of describes how National League pitchers approached Barry Bonds during his particularly productive years. Valadius Aug 03 2009 01:16 PM Except his genitalia were shrunken and worthless. soupcan Aug 03 2009 01:38 PM Allegedly. Edgy DC Aug 03 2009 02:04 PM Obviously, different cocktails work differently, but historically, it's the beans that shrink when you're going through a cycle, not the frank. Farmer Ted Aug 03 2009 02:36 PM This reminds me of the Asian guy who popped out of the trunk in The Hangover. Ashie62 Aug 03 2009 05:43 PM What a cockpunch Kong76 Aug 03 2009 06:16 PM F99: Good Catholic boy <<< I hope you don't really think we all walk around uncircumcised. Edgy DC Aug 03 2009 07:19 PM I get circumcised once a year, just in case it grows back. Fman99 Aug 03 2009 07:53 PM ="Kong76"]F99: Good Catholic boy <<< I hope you don't really think we all walk around uncircumcised. Hey, some guys have the top down, others have it up. Cocks are cocks. As long as you polish your plugs under the hood you're good to go. You don't want too much axle grease building up on your crank shaft. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 03 2009 08:48 PM ="Fman99"] ="Kong76"]F99: Good Catholic boy <<< I hope you don't really think we all walk around uncircumcised. Hey, some guys have the top down, others have it up. Cocks are cocks. As long as you polish your plugs under the hood you're good to go. You don't want too much axle grease building up on your crank shaft. Once again, I imagine that being said by the little girl alongside it. Kong76 Aug 04 2009 04:49 PM EDC: I get circumcised once a year, just in case it grows back <<< Impressive. F99:Hey, some guys have the top down, others have it up <<< C'mon, it was an unfunny joke to start with .... this is America. Didn't you dress for gym? Ashie62 Aug 04 2009 04:51 PM Joe Cockmaggio OlerudOwned Aug 04 2009 06:42 PM You're right, it was getting too witty in here. Fman99 Aug 04 2009 07:22 PM ="Kong76"]EDC: I get circumcised once a year, just in case it grows back <<< Impressive. F99:Hey, some guys have the top down, others have it up <<< C'mon, it was an unfunny joke to start with .... this is America. Didn't you dress for gym? They can't all be bullets of cool, Kase. Sometimes the jokes stand right up, even higher than horizontal. Other times they go limp. Kong76 Aug 04 2009 07:29 PM I owe one, and we'll see how some people react when I 'whip it out.' cooby Aug 04 2009 07:41 PM He looks like he's clapping soupcan Aug 04 2009 08:56 PM Um, cooby, this is a 'men only' thread. So if you don't mind.... cooby Aug 05 2009 06:37 PM Well, aren't I "one of the guys"? Kong76 Aug 05 2009 06:42 PM Meant to post this morning ... it's nice coming out of the shower at 46 and looking much better with no towel on than Joltin' Joe in that picture. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pjc24BiYK-M&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pjc24BiYK-M&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> cooby Aug 05 2009 07:48 PM You know how you can't see what pictures are when you're logged out? When I saw what KC wrote, I logged in just to see what the picture would be. Disappointed. Herb Gardner Aug 06 2009 08:24 PM Whoa that boy's heiner looks like a corn cob