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bmfc1 Aug 19 2009 01:04 PM

http://www.3rdbasecoachoflife.com/ I don't get this website. Is it supposed to be funny? And why Razor? At least Razor is making a few bucks.

metirish Aug 19 2009 01:10 PM

I hope Razor isn't the person directing traffic to his site.

seawolf17 Aug 19 2009 01:10 PM

It's funny if you ask him stupid baseball-related questions, like "Should I try to score on this short fly ball to left?" or "Should I tag up before the ball is caught?" or "Should I skip third base?"

G-Fafif Aug 19 2009 01:27 PM

="metirish":cfhy4k1h]I hope Razor isn't the person directing traffic to his site.[/quote:cfhy4k1h] Bullet of Cool! Rockin' Doc Aug 19 2009 10:32 PM I asked a few random baseball questions and the answers were rather non descript. RD - Will the Mets make the playoffs this season? RS - It's a fastball count, swing for the fences. RD - Is Johan Santana really that good? RS - It's a fastball count, swing for the fences. RD - Is Daniel Murphy capable of being an everyday player? RS - It's either this (flashes a series of signs) or this (flashes a different series of signs). Then I got a little inquisitive and he got upset. RD - Razor, are you really this big of a dumbass? RS - Someone needs their mouth washed out with some Aquafina. Nymr83 Aug 19 2009 11:49 PM finally got it working! Q: Is the site broken? A: "my scouts are saying no" Q: Why do you look so fat? A: "sorry, have to update my twitter page, ask me again later" Q: Are you the worst 3B coach in Mets history? A: "ooo thats way too personal, ask me another question" Q: do you enjoy Jeter's cock as much as Wally Matthews and Bob Klapisch do? A: "thats it, hit the showers" Q: what about SJR? A: "sorry i'm updating my facebook status, ask me again later" Q: Have you ever held a runner? A: "this is about you, not me" then i said "fuck you" and the umpire kicked me out for cursing too much!! Q: why do the mets suck? A: "that answer waits for you at mlb.com" metirish Aug 20 2009 06:30 AM @ Doc and Nymr.... I laughed so hard reading this this morning , great work.