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The license plates read GLUE GUN

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Sep 11 2009 07:06 AM

Snooze reports Elmer Dessens' Range Rover was stolen after leaving it with a hotel valet near CitiField.

Alternative one-liner/headline: Have you looked behind the Pepsi Porch?

metirish
Sep 11 2009 07:35 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

Irish soccer star Stephen Ireland has a novel way of making sure no one would want to steal his Range Rover

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 11 2009 07:39 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

Imagine if we had a baseball star named "Stephen America"?

He'd be showered with pink hubcaps every Fourth of July!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Sep 11 2009 07:45 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

I mean, it's right across the street; the bullpen gate's right there. Personally checking the local businesses should take less time than grabbing elote upstairs.

metirish
Sep 11 2009 07:47 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

The one time Elmer gets in a game and his ride is stolen.

Edgy DC
Sep 11 2009 07:53 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

[quote="metirish"]Irish soccer star Stephen Ireland has a novel way of making sure no one would want to steal his Range Rover



Apparently trying to avoid any potential pesky dates also.

HahnSolo
Sep 11 2009 08:57 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

A "hotel valet" near Citi Field?

Don't they have player parking?

And what hotel are we talking about?

Edgy DC
Sep 11 2009 09:07 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

SteveJRogers
Sep 11 2009 10:08 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

[quote="HahnSolo":1s24cesi]A "hotel valet" near Citi Field?

Don't they have player parking?

And what hotel are we talking about?[/quote:1s24cesi]

I'd presume the Holiday Inn that is across the street from Citi Field. Same place that housed Bobby V's Queens location, and the same hotel as the Burgos incident last year.

Centerfield
Sep 11 2009 11:58 AM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

[quote="Edgy DC"][quote="metirish"]Irish soccer star Stephen Ireland has a novel way of making sure no one would want to steal his Range Rover



Apparently trying to avoid any potential pesky dates also.

The ones with girls anyway.

metirish
Sep 11 2009 12:06 PM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

Stephen is a real catch(seriously he's a pratt)



Met Hunter
Sep 11 2009 01:17 PM
Re: The license plates read GLUE GUN

It's the same hotel as the Tarasco/Corey incident as well. They also found a body in a shopping cart a few years back.