Master Index of Archived Threads


Strange Doins

Edgy DC Sep 03 2009 08:28 AM

Japan's first lady has been to Venus: www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews ... EI20090902

Benjamin Grimm Sep 03 2009 08:30 AM Re: Strange Doins

Why can't we have a first lady like that? She also ate part of the sun and knew Tom Cruise in a previous life. Not surprising that she'd have an affinity for Tom Cruise.

Edgy DC Sep 03 2009 08:34 AM Re: Strange Doins

I think we did have a first lady like that. Her name was Betty and she didn't last too long in the role. Maybe Japan is having their very own seventies.

metirish Sep 03 2009 08:36 AM Re: Strange Doins

I was reading that this morning , she says that her current hubby would have reacted better than her Ex to the news she had been abducted by aliens . I was reading recently how on the run up to the election this guy was being labeled as very inexperienced by the other candidates , I'm sure this will set them all at ease.

Fman99 Sep 03 2009 08:52 AM Re: Strange Doins

[quote="Benjamin Grimm"]Why can't we have a first lady like that? She also ate part of the sun and knew Tom Cruise in a previous life. Not surprising that she'd have an affinity for Tom Cruise.

She also claims to have been abducted by the ghost of Nipsy Russell and she once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. No, wait. That was Bill Brasky.

Frayed Knot Sep 03 2009 09:01 AM Re: Strange Doins

You ever notice how people who believe in past lives are always great warriors, or princesses, or knew famous people from historic eras and all that. No one was ever the village idiot, or an abused slave, or a dirt-poor subsistence farmer, or died of bubonic plague at age 24 while lying in the gutters of London.

Edgy DC Sep 03 2009 09:16 AM Re: Strange Doins

You ever notice how nobody from Africa --- or regions of the world that haven't been inculturated with stories of Alien visitations --- ever claims alien abduction?

Valadius Sep 03 2009 02:17 PM Re: Strange Doins

Well they claim that they've seen people turn into goats and such.

Benjamin Grimm Sep 03 2009 02:27 PM Re: Strange Doins

Now, that I'd like to see!

metsguyinmichigan Sep 03 2009 04:29 PM Re: Strange Doins

Hey! No dissing Betty Ford! Talk like that would get you shunned here in Grand Rapids! She's actually a pretty neat lady. The Ford kids I've met have all been very approachable and friendly, too.

Edgy DC Sep 04 2009 05:36 AM Re: Strange Doins

I'm sure she is and I didn't mean to dis' her. Only saying she marched to her own drum whether it was convenient for her husband or not. Her husband being such a straight arrow in such a foggy time, if I recall correctly, she was usually more of an asset to him, if an uncalculated one.

Edgy DC Sep 04 2009 10:56 AM Re: Strange Doins

Gothiest kid ever.

metsguyinmichigan Sep 04 2009 03:15 PM Re: Strange Doins

[quote="Edgy DC":fxnpptcj]I'm sure she is and I didn't mean to dis' her. Only saying she marched to her own drum whether it was convenient for her husband or not. Her husband being such a straight arrow in such a foggy time, if I recall correctly, she was usually more of an asset to him, if an uncalculated one.[/quote:fxnpptcj] Absolutely! She might have been the polar opposite of Pat Nixon.