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September BOCAs

Frayed Knot
Oct 07 2009 05:14 PM

I've actually had the September entries for the CPF 'Bullet of Cool' awards on tap for a while but kept forgetting to post them.
Oh well, better late than never. Or maybe you're of the opinion that they'd be better off if they were never.

The September BOCAs were all about comebacks:


Valad: I am REALLY missing John Madden right now

KC: Those late nights cuddling in The Cruiser?



Met Irish: Irish soccer star’s Stephen Ireland has a novel way of making sure no one would want to steal his [pink trimmed] Range Rover

Edgy DC: Apparently trying to avoid any potential pesky dates also.

Centerfield: The ones with girls anyway.




Cooby: But we lost Troy (Polamalu) for a while

Swan Swan H: Did he sprain his hair?




G-FaFiF: [Jeter} grabbing that microphone and telling the whole stadium, "Now I'm The Captain and Lou Gehrig has been irrevocably reduced to Tennille"...really, I thought it was uncalled for.




"Adebayor gets a three match ban for stomping on an ex-teammate's head. He also faces a further ban for running the length of the pitch to celebrate a goal in front Arsenal's visiting fans."

Triple Dee: Sic semper cuntis.




Thread title from Old Mole: Mole Update

FMan99: I thought this was a Beltran thread from the title.




Johnny Lunchbucket: Red Hot Chili Peppers: The band for straight homos who like white black music





Frayed Knot: When we got more runs than they got, is that what's called 'a lead'?

Swan Swan H: It's called a 'temporary condition.'





Hahn Solo: Shouldn't Murphy have been hazed last year?

Edgy DC: He was, but --- son of a bitch --- he really liked it. Those are his regular street clothes now.





GWreck: Free pair for Friday, 10/2

JCL: I was going to take you up on this but then I realized this thread was about Mets tickets, not underpants.

Edgy DC
Oct 07 2009 07:31 PM
Re: September BOCAs

Yeah, my money was on the underpants post. Nice.

Fman99
Oct 08 2009 06:59 AM
Re: September BOCAs

LWFS had two bukkake jokes that had me rolling as I read them.

But my BOC awards I feel would trend towards the, uh, obscene. Or graphic. I don't know, I may have a mental problem.

Frayed Knot
Oct 08 2009 07:46 AM
Re: September BOCAs

Who ever said that obscenity = BOCA exclusion?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 08 2009 07:49 AM
Re: September BOCAs

I think Fman thinks it should be an automatic inclusion.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Oct 08 2009 09:47 AM
Re: September BOCAs

I'm not sure what it says about me that, the closer I get to Dadhood, the bluer-- exponentially, really-- my material gets.

And I'm totally stealing "Sic semper cuntis."