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Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Kong76 Nov 02 2009 07:18 AM

* If they're gonna hump each other on a mound and get all wet with champagne, let the them do it in Philly and not in front of 55,000 YLDB's. * Rudy has gotten enough face time in 2009. * 110,000 unused World Series tickets gives me the giggles.

Centerfield Nov 02 2009 07:26 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Now that we know it's inevitable, let's get it over and done with. I'd like for this 2009 season to be over as soon as possible so I can take a piss on it and be done with it for good. If the MFY's win tonight, the 2010 season starts tomorrow.

themetfairy Nov 02 2009 07:32 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

My only consolation to the MFY's winning it would be the humbling of the Phillies phans who live down here in the vortex between New York and Pennsylvania.

metirish Nov 02 2009 07:37 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Win tonight and have the parade Wednesday and by Friday it's all over. Oh and not having to look at Rudy's teeth would be nice.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 02 2009 07:41 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Hate to break it to you guys but the MFYs are going down hard tonight. a) GayJay Burnett will spit the bit in his chance to "make a statement." He's a douchebag. b) A-rod's spinchter will similarly tighten. c) The Phils have too good an offense and will score some, particulry agaisnt a suddenly worthless MFY 'pen d) Melky will be out with a hammy, and the MFYs barely have a CFer with him in the lineup. e) Phils have enough sack not to lose it at home f) The Supreme Ruler of the Universe knows you guys are desperately finding ways to tolerate or even pretend enjoy an MFY championship tonight, and will punish you for that. g) Because the SRU is Satan h) Satan is an MFY fan and prefers a victory at home

Edgy DC Nov 02 2009 07:45 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

You folks got no heart. None.

metirish Nov 02 2009 07:52 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="Edgy DC":2h3gkeq4]You folks got no heart. None.[/quote:2h3gkeq4] This is not the thread for that , put up a Random Reasons Why The Phils Will Win Tonight and then you will see heart.

HahnSolo Nov 02 2009 08:43 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

I leave town on business Wednesday and back Saturday. I would prefer the inevitable happen in Game 6. I'll be 800 miles away and blissfully miss the media and the parade.

MFS62 Nov 02 2009 09:22 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow. I'd rather delay that for as long as possible. Later

Fman99 Nov 02 2009 10:08 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="MFS62":v9tn1del]If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow. I'd rather delay that for as long as possible. Later[/quote:v9tn1del] Have to? Where do you work, Nazi Germany? Not me, no chance of that.

Frayed Knot Nov 02 2009 11:21 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Reasons they DON'T have to win tonight: - because watching them lose after being up 3-1 is going to be SO much fun

Met Hunter Nov 02 2009 11:23 AM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Plus, it wll end Jimmy Rollins and his predictions.

MFS62 Nov 02 2009 12:16 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="Fman99":2h116h7c][quote="MFS62":2h116h7c]If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow. I'd rather delay that for as long as possible. Later[/quote:2h116h7c] Have to? Where do you work, Nazi Germany? Not me, no chance of that.[/quote:2h116h7c] It was a bet with my boss, the guy who signs my paycheck. Have to. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Nov 02 2009 12:20 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="MFS62"] If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow. I'd rather delay that for as long as possible

[quote="MFS62"]It was a bet with my boss, the guy who signs my paycheck.
Have to.

By all means, MFS... If there's one thing worse than an MFY fan, it's a welcher.

But he didn't say that it's got to be an unadulterated MFY logo, did he? Chaplin did wonders with Hitler trappings in "Great Dictator," after all...

Benjamin Grimm Nov 02 2009 12:21 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

You shouldn't be making bets like that! If I had to put a Yankee cap on my head, I'm sure it would burn my scalp, like a crucifix would burn a vampire.

metsmarathon Nov 02 2009 12:34 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

its my wife's birthday today. that'd be just like the yankees to ruin it for her by winning the world series today.

Centerfield Nov 02 2009 12:37 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Well, then that settles it. Philly has to win. Hey marathon, did you run yesterday? I kept looking for a wind-up robot with a silver towel. On Edit: Running thread. Duh. Sorry.

metsguyinmichigan Nov 02 2009 12:57 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="Benjamin Grimm":tjs31cux]You shouldn't be making bets like that! If I had to put a Yankee cap on my head, I'm sure it would burn my scalp, like a crucifix would burn a vampire.[/quote:tjs31cux] Buy MFY boxers and sit on their stinking logo all day. Eat a burrito or two for lunch.

MFS62 Nov 02 2009 12:59 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"] By all means, MFS... If there's one thing worse than an MFY fan, it's a welcher.

There is nothing worse than a MFY fan. I've been married to one for 42 years. Trust me on this one.
But I get your drift.

Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Nov 02 2009 01:27 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="MFS62"] There is nothing worse than a MFY fan. I've been married to one for 42 years. Trust me on this one. But I get your drift.

Ouch. Cannon to the right, cannon to the left... and the one on the left's aimed square at your testicles.

I like Michigan's idea. Alternatively... you could tastefully fashion an MFY hat into something like an Abu Ghraib prisoner hood, and have your boss pose like Lyndie England. It'd be about as dignified as any other logo-related display, and capture the true feel of the thing.

Met Hunter Nov 02 2009 02:58 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Get an MFY hanky. Wear it outside your shirt pocket and blow your nose alot. Pick your nose til it bleeds if necessary.

Kong76 Nov 02 2009 05:23 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Boiled down, I'm in the if the Yanks are gonna win let them do it there and make the Phils Phans see the celebration and be miserable to boot. If it gets to a 7th game, I'll change my tune then.

Frayed Knot Nov 02 2009 07:15 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":2zjidhte]Hate to break it to you guys but the MFYs are going down hard tonight. a) GayJay Burnett will spit the bit in his chance to "make a statement." He's a douchebag.[/quote:2zjidhte] Check!

John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 02 2009 08:22 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Can't say I approve of the 4 scoreless from the middle-relief corps, however.

Frayed Knot Nov 02 2009 08:39 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Coke isn't it!!

Edgy DC Nov 02 2009 09:02 PM Re: Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

Can't say I approve of allowing the Yankees some late life.