Oct 29 2009 01:34 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 30 2009 11:22 AM
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You are a Giant Hairy Ape
| Jessica Lange | 9 votes |
| Naomi Watts | 0 votes |
| Fay Wray | 2 votes |
| Centerfield Oct 29 2009 01:34 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 30 2009 11:22 AM |
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| Swan Swan H Oct 29 2009 01:36 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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a) Jess, indeed. b) How did you know? Have you seen my pictures from Pismo Beach?
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| metirish Oct 29 2009 01:39 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 29 2009 01:44 PM |
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Isn't Lange maybe twice the age of Watts?
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 29 2009 01:40 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Why not both? I am a Giant Hairy Ape after all.
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| Edgy DC Oct 29 2009 01:44 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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The thing about Jess was that she was into apes anyhow.
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 29 2009 01:45 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Ummm... hello??? [bigpurple:30lz3tdz]FAY WRAY![/bigpurple:30lz3tdz]
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| Centerfield Oct 29 2009 02:49 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Fay is a little before my time. And Jessica and Naomi are both ridiculously hot. Tough choice. I'm undecided still.
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 29 2009 02:51 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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I'd pick Naomi over Jessica, but I won't vote in this poll because the only choice here is Fay Wray.
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| Edgy DC Oct 29 2009 03:03 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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[quote="Thomas Pynchon, in Gravity's Rainbow (p.57),"]"Everyone's equal. Same chances of getting hit. Equal in the eyes of the rocket." To which she gives him her Fay Wray look, eyes round as can be, red mouth about to open in a scream, till he has to laugh. "Oh, stop." |
| MFS62 Oct 29 2009 05:07 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Fay! Later
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| Edgy DC Oct 29 2009 05:16 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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C'mon, edit FW into the poll.
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| metsguyinmichigan Oct 29 2009 09:28 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":1p3vyd3x]Why not both? I am a Giant Hairy Ape after all.[/quote:1p3vyd3x] Bad ass!
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| Fman99 Oct 30 2009 06:46 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Fay Wray, shades of gray. I can't get excited in black and white, sorry and no disrespect to the senior crowd here. That late 70's/early 80's Jessica Lange was a real dish. I remember watching "Tootsie" as a nine year old kid and wondering why talent of that caliber would have to choose between Dustin Hoffman and Dabney Coleman. Really? You're not giving her a better choice here?
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 30 2009 07:04 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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[quote="Fman99"]Fay Wray, shades of gray. I can't get excited in black and white, sorry and no disrespect to the senior crowd here. |
| MFS62 Oct 30 2009 07:29 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Excited by a tree stump? I got admonished here a while ago for making a Druid joke. So I won't do it again. Later
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| dgwphotography Oct 30 2009 07:33 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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[quote="Benjamin Grimm"][quote="Fman99"]Fay Wray, shades of gray. I can't get excited in black and white, sorry and no disrespect to the senior crowd here. |
| dgwphotography Oct 30 2009 07:36 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Salma Hayek but then again, I would also order the lasagna...
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 30 2009 10:42 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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UPON FURTHER REVIEW: Naomi Watts is gorgeous, and likable, and Disney-cute. Late-70s Jessica Lange has sneaky, smoky honest-to-goodness sexiness... game-changing stuff, really, like a slightly-less-soiled-- or pretending to be slightly-less-soiled-- version of early-to-mid-80s Kathleen Turner. I changed my vote.
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| Edgy DC Oct 30 2009 10:59 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Ugh, I hadn't known that Kathleen Turner was soiled. Michael Douglas can be such a jerk.
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| Centerfield Oct 30 2009 11:28 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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[quote="Edgy DC":2j4oz3u5]C'mon, edit FW into the poll.[/quote:2j4oz3u5] Ok ok. By popular demand, Ms. Wray is now an option. I dunno. She's cute and all, probably extremely attractive given the standards of beauty at the time, but if she weren't the original, I doubt any of you would give her a second look. On the other hand, like LWFS says, Naomi is drop-dead gorgeous. You could be eating with kings, and if she were on your arm, they'd all be jealous. And 1976 Jessica is legendary sexy. Like the type of sexy where if you were a big giant ape that happened to get with her, you'd sit there afterwards wondering "Whoa, what the fuck just hit me".
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 30 2009 11:47 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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[quote="Edgy DC"]Ugh, I hadn't known that Kathleen Turner was soiled. Michael Douglas can be such a jerk. |
| Benjamin Grimm Oct 30 2009 11:48 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Thank you! I've cast my vote for Miss Wray.
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| Fman99 Oct 30 2009 12:33 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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When you add a new option all poll votes are reset. So those of you who voted already should vote again. Or don't.
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| Vic Sage Oct 30 2009 12:57 PM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Naomi, if you want a good dinner companion. But if yer lookin' for hot monkey love, Jessica's yer gal.
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| Willets Point Nov 06 2009 09:37 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Jessica Lange was my first celebrity crush as a child and thus always has a place in my heart.
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| Edgy DC Nov 06 2009 09:39 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Naomi Watts, as of this posting, has been rejected by nine giant hairy apes.
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| TransMonk Nov 06 2009 09:44 AM Re: You are a Giant Hairy Ape |
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Lange.
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