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Mrs. Lilian Jones

Benjamin Grimm Nov 23 2009 11:41 AM

Mrs. Lilian Jones, a wealthy woman in Dubai, contacted me today. She's terminally ill, and only has a few months to live. She has $12 million that she wants to give to charity (to make up for a selfishly lived life) and wants my help in distributing that money to worthy causes. (I get a 25 per cent cut. That's THREE MILLION DOLLARS! WOOOOO!) I know you're all skeptical, but she kept mentioning "God" and "Jesus" and "blessed" and "Lord" so I'm sure she's sincere. I have to just contact her attorney in the Netherlands and I'm on my way! (I may have to give him my Social Security Number or bank account information, but I'm sure that's just a formality.) Once I get my money I'll probably move back to New York and get a luxury box at Citi Field. If any of you ever want to catch a game from the wealthy seats, just send me a message! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Centerfield Nov 23 2009 11:52 AM Re: Mrs. Lilian Jones

You'll need an attorney. I'm on the job. Just post your SSN and bank account info here. My email is acting up. Make sure you include PINs.

themetfairy Nov 23 2009 12:01 PM Re: Mrs. Lilian Jones

I'd only do it if she was writing from Nigeria.

dgwphotography Nov 23 2009 12:56 PM Re: Mrs. Lilian Jones

We've got a thing going on.....

Benjamin Grimm Nov 23 2009 02:21 PM Re: Mrs. Lilian Jones

I also heard today from Gertrude Edna, and she thinks my penis is too small.

TransMonk Nov 23 2009 03:19 PM Re: Mrs. Lilian Jones

That's nothing 3 million dollars won't fix.