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Edgy DC Dec 14 2009 07:57 AM

Source article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/14/sport ... ntana.html You know, it's funny to try and get in those kids minds when the article describes how they stare slack-jawed staring at Santana. I was mute and slack-jawed meeting Elliott Maddox when I was kid. Could hardly breathe. I certainly wasn't poor and Maddox certainly wasn't Santana

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 14 2009 08:19 AM Re: Captions Needed

I spy with my little eye... a FARC weapons shipment! No, wait-- is that a sailboat? It's actually a sailboat!

metirish Dec 14 2009 09:31 AM Re: Captions Needed

" look at Jay dressed up as Santa, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard"

TransMonk Dec 14 2009 09:57 AM Re: Captions Needed

Johan Santana is spreading holiday cheer in his hometown of Tovar, Venezuela by indulging everyone in a game of "Boca que abre juego". The popular Venezuelan tradition invovles seeing who can open their mouth the widest while poking themselves in the eye.

Edgy DC Dec 14 2009 10:00 AM Re: Captions Needed

"Oh, my God. There's mascara everywhere!"

Fman99 Dec 14 2009 10:13 AM Re: Captions Needed

"No, I swear, it's true! If you scream like this and hold your eye with your finger, you will poop a gold coin. Try it!"

Frayed Knot Dec 14 2009 12:05 PM Re: Captions Needed

"... and, just then, Beltran pulls Reyes's chair out sending Jose flying naked into the table and ass-first onto his birthday cake! Oh man you shoulda been there."

Edgy DC Dec 14 2009 12:28 PM Re: Captions Needed

"Hey, wait a minute... Andy Green! "Heeheeheee! " "Stop it! STOP IT!" "Wait a minute, I got another... Emil Brown! "Please! You're killing me!"