Come gather 'round Mets fans From your office or home And admit that Minaya Has reaped the seeds he has sewn He must sign someone soon They all will be gone. If your GM job Is worth savin' Then you better start biddin' Or find a new home The news- hungry fans are awaitin’.
There were hitters and pitchers And even help for the pen Keep your eyes open wide The chance won't come again Its never too soon For you to jump right on in. And there's no tellin' who Is just gamin'. For the late loser now Won’t necessarily win The free agent crop is abatin'.
Come all fat cat agents Please take his call These frequent delays Drive Mets fans up the wall Even guys who were hurt We’ll take them all There's a battle outside And it is ragin'. We want good news on the back page Instead of a pall. The news- hungry fans are awaitin’.
C’mon Fred and his father Give Omar a hand And don't short change us Who fill the grandstand His actions so far Have been annoyingly bland This whole story’s Rapidly agin'. Please admit that you blew it And end Omar’s command For the free agent crop’s still abatin'.
Make him draw lines in the sand Say "this offer’s the last. If you don’t sign it now I’ll bid elsewhere fast". Or even make a smart trade The order is Weak hitter laden'. And if you don’t do it now Then it will be your ass And your job you’ll be a changin'.
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