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Scat, man!
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| Stand | 7 votes |
| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 11 2009 03:41 PM |
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Caught a hilariously nauseating discussion on this on "Deadspin" a little while ago, and somehow* this ended up becoming post-lunch conversation in our pantry area. 4-5 random co-workers, a few volunteer passersby, and even the building cleaners ended up drawn in... this ended up in a much more heated debate than you'd think. So... when you use the toilet, long-play-version, do you** sit or stand to wipe? *No idea. **Mr F'man, I look forward to your response.
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| cooby Dec 11 2009 05:54 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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What an interesting question.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 11 2009 06:26 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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Har. I won't divulge my choice here, for fear of queering results. But I'll just say that I had no idea there was any other way to do it before the question was raised, and I have absolutely no clue how said preference might have originated*. *Mom went the other way. Yes, I asked my mother about this.
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| metirish Dec 11 2009 06:33 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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Sitting but the caveat is that I'm lifting right leg and buttock slightly.....
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| Kong76 Dec 11 2009 06:45 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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Intelligent, lively, and provocative discussion of the Mets, Ed Kranepool, and just about every freakin' thing else!
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| Fman99 Dec 11 2009 07:36 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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There should be a third choice: "Good bowel control, but prefers adult incontinence products, borne out of laziness." If I had help, I'd do it Fboy style -- on hands and knees with my tush hoisted straight up in the air for the "wipers." Alas, Fwife opts to not assist me in that fashion (despite me writing it into our wedding vows). I get up off the metal burn barrel and stand, thank you. Get one hand on side-cheek and spread it out, get my grill polish.
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| Number 6 Dec 11 2009 08:55 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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People stand?!?
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| TransMonk Dec 11 2009 10:41 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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People sit?!?
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| Number 6 Dec 11 2009 11:20 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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A great number of minds have been blown on this day.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 12 2009 12:00 AM Re: Scat, man! |
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Stand and deliver, baby, with knees loose and gently flexed, like I'm shooting a free throw. Although, sometimes I start seated... then after a few grace notes, rise to the occasion. Does that make me a waffler*? *This got me accused of being a waffler this afternoon.
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| Rockin' Doc Dec 12 2009 04:05 PM Re: Scat, man! |
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For my childhood years I stood, then sometime in my teens I converted to sitting.
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