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Squid's ready for a closeup

Giant Squidlike Creature
Sep 28 2005 11:37 AM

It's true, Squid is an "energetic predator" worthy of your respect.

And ladies, Squid's got the goods to keep a woman satisfied!

ScarletKnight41
Sep 28 2005 11:39 AM

ROFL

metirish
Sep 28 2005 11:44 AM

So you function ok huh?

] It was exciting to get a live Architeuthis tentacle. It was still functioning when we got it on the boat



Tsunemi Kubodera, National Science Museum

MFS62
Sep 28 2005 12:35 PM

Wow!
]as big as its body

]like a fire hose


I guess that's why you don't see too many squids driving a big SUV or an expensive litte sports car. They don't have to compensate.

EDIT:
So what we've learned here is:

Male squids are not likely to covet oral sex

It's impressive to hear that a squid's penis is as big as its body, until you realize that deducting the head and legs doesn't leave a hell of a lot of body.

When a human woman tells a man to go f**k himself, he's less likely to take it literally than a squid is.


Later