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Look out, Ryan Braun

Edgy DC
Feb 03 2010 01:19 PM

Or so says Shane Victorino, whose fashion choices have ranged from the seventies auto salesman/smalltime politician to frumpy pimp to the worst decision ever. But he's not afraid to get in the ring with the big boys, as he he's now starting his own $ignature line of Ed Hardy ripoff doucheware:



Fortunately, his debut shirt above is the only thing with his name in the store thus far (a "line" of one), which mostly produces gothic signature lines for ultimate fighters to and eXtreme sport athletes to sell to their sociopathic couch potato audiences.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 03 2010 01:32 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

[Jon Gosselin] I'll take 12 [/Jon Gosselin]

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 03 2010 01:32 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

I'd look like a total dweeb in that shirt.

Edgy DC
Feb 03 2010 01:34 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

You'd be a total dweeb in that shirt.

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 03 2010 01:40 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

Then I guess the shirt works!

Centerfield
Feb 03 2010 01:43 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

Are those teams coming from the skull's eyes? Does that say "Cryin' Hawaiian"?

metirish
Feb 03 2010 01:46 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

It's like a vague Iron Maiden "Eddie "ripoff , you know if you buy that it's got to be at least two sizes to small so the muscles are bulging , another reason why I can't wear one.

Fman99
Feb 03 2010 01:48 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

You know how many ugly chicks I could score with that shirt? Like, five!

Edgy DC
Feb 03 2010 01:51 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

Shane Victorino, you, sir, are no Ryan Braun.

metirish
Feb 03 2010 01:53 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

His at bat music is Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley , not seeing that in the shirt.

seawolf17
Feb 03 2010 02:00 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

That would be the Hawaiian flag, by the way. I don't know why I had to look that up, but I did.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 03 2010 06:57 PM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

[quote="metirish":2f4xtepf]It's like a vague Iron Maiden "Eddie "ripoff , you know if you buy that it's got to be at least two sizes to small so the muscles are bulging , another reason why I can't wear one.[/quote:2f4xtepf]

True.

But now I kinda want a new Eddie shirt.

MFS62
Feb 04 2010 08:18 AM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

[quote="seawolf17":jyrif5eq]That would be the Hawaiian flag, by the way. I don't know why I had to look that up, but I did.[/quote:jyrif5eq]
The Hawaiian flag has a winged skull on it?

Later

Centerfield
Feb 04 2010 08:45 AM
Re: Look out, Ryan Braun

Are those wings? I thought they were really big ears.