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Bullets of January III: Ed Bauta Divsion


15) Benjamin Grimm: The rage for truth. 2 votes

16) Centerfield: The Jerry Hairston buzz and the Mets. 1 votes

17) Benjamin Grimm: Anger at the Mets. 1 votes

18) Benjamin Grimm: Tiger Woods, the greatest gift to comedians this holiday. 3 votes

19) metirish: On young Seaver Sheets 2 votes

20) Edgy DC: The ideal owner. 5 votes

21) Benjamin Grimm: The ideal owner once existed, by the way. 6 votes

Edgy DC
Feb 06 2010 01:51 PM

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151/14/2010Benjamin GrimmmetirishThe rage for truth.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=322239#p322239

And Wright wants answers.

He sounds like Valadius.


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161/15/2010CenterfieldElster88The Jerry Hairston buzz and the Mets.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=322363#p322363

This just in. Ed Price of AOL Fanhouse reports that due to an unfortunate typo in an inter-office memo, the Mets have just signed 57 year old Jerry Hairston Sr. to a two-year deal.

Physical scheduled for Monday.


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171/15/2010Benjamin GrimmattgigAnger at the Mets.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=322337#p322337

The only way the Mets could make me angry is if they ill-treated me at the ballpark, or if they sent Mr. Met to my house to kick my dog.


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181/20/2010Benjamin GrimmRockin' DocTiger Woods, the greatest gift to comedians this holiday.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&p=322938#p322938

I bet a sex addiction clinic is a great place to pick up women.


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191/21/2010metirishLeiterWagnerFasterStrongrOn young Seaver Sheets.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=323130#p323130

I want to see the conversation between Sheets and Tom Seaver where Tom acts like naming a kid Seaver is the most natural thing in the world and is shocked that more kids are not named so.

Tom after a few glasses of wine and that conversation would be even more awesome.


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201/22/2010Edgy DCCenterfieldThe ideal owner.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=323239#p323239

I want an owner with flaming eyes and the touch of acid. Batwings and a piercing sonic scream. I want an owner who's ten feet tall if he's an inch. If there's ever a hostile force rolling into the city, I want to be able to say, "It's OK, my baseball team's owner is guarding the bridge."

That's what I want in an owner.


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211/22/2010Benjamin GrimmCenterfieldThe ideal owner once existed, by the way.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=323242#p323242

I think you just described Marge Schott.

themetfairy
Feb 06 2010 02:13 PM
Re: Bullets of January III: Ed Bauta Divsion

Irish drew a beautiful mental image here.

Edgy DC
Feb 07 2010 08:12 PM
Re: Bullets of January III: Ed Bauta Divsion

metirish
Feb 07 2010 08:24 PM
Re: Bullets of January III: Ed Bauta Divsion

Voted for Grim, sorry Val