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Bullets of January V: John DeMerit Division


29) Edgy DC: On Valadius' job responsibilities, Part II. 1 votes

30) G-Fafif: On Klap fatigue, Part II. 8 votes

31) G-Fafif: On being the best fucking blogger in the best fucking city. 2 votes

32) Fman99: Hurting for the cycle. 3 votes

33) LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr: On whether the ubiquiitous Ed Price can substantiate a report that Fernando Tatis has been re-signed. 3 votes

34) LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr: Ballpark promotions in the minors. 0 votes

35) bmfc1: On Frank Cattalanotto 1 votes

Edgy DC
Feb 06 2010 02:08 PM


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291/27/2010Edgy DCLeiterWagnerFasterStrongrOn Valadius' job responsibilities, Part II.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=323945#p323945

And to accept paternity for all the candidate's campaign babies. That's key.



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301/28/2010G-FafifNymr83On Klap fatigue, Part II.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=324035#p324035

[quote="Edgy DC"][quote="Bob Klapisch"]The signing of Jason Bay has been virtually negated by the GM’s inertia.
Show me the math there, Klap.


"Bay swings, deep fly to left...but the failure to sign Ben Sheets causes it to fall harmlessly into Raul Ibanez's glove."


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311/28/2010G-FafifMFS62On being the best fucking blogger in the best fucking city.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=324147#p324147

[quote=""Kong76"]That's best of Gotham, not Des Moines (no insult intended to the good people of Iowa) ... you should be proud.

Has anyone written to the blog about adding Shea to the next shirt. I told two people to, so far.


I dunno, man. I hear Ire and Irony in Iowa is pretty sharp.

New shirt content is under ongoing discussion."


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321/28/2010Fman99Edgy DCHurting for the cycle.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=324347#p324347

This thread makes my brain/heart/cock/anus hurt.



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331/28/2010LeiterWagnerFasterStrongrEdgy DCOn whether the ubiquiitous Ed Price can substantiate a report that Fernando Tatis has been re-signed.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=324362#p324362

He concurs, although it's kind of muffled, since he's reporting from inside Omar's rectum.



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341/29/2010LeiterWagnerFasterStrongrMFS62Ballpark promotions in the minors.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=324441#p324441

Let's start off with the local champs, your Brooklyn Cyclones... who, in the manner of shore-borne champs the world over, enjoy a good fist pump every now and again.

On Wednesday, July 21, the Brooklyn Cyclones will be hosting ""Jersey? Sure!"" Night – paying homage to a pop-culture phenomenon and giving away limited-edition collectible jerseys. The high-quality mesh jersey will feature the Cyclones logo on the front and a picture of the team’s mascot, Sandy the Seagull, in a fist-pumping pose on the back, with the words “Jersey? Sure!” at the top. The first 2,500 fans in attendance on July 21st will receive a jersey.

In addition, the Cyclones are offering a try-out to a popular MTV star. WFAN’s Boomer & Carton recently discovered that prior to his newfound celebrity, in an effort to “impress the ladies,” Jersey Shore’s Mike (“The Situation”) Sorrentino falsely told people that he was a back-up third baseman for the Brooklyn Cyclones. The Cyclones are now inviting The Situation to make his dreams come true by taking batting practice and ground ball drills with the team.

“We thought this would be a fun way for us to incorporate one of the hottest trends of the year into our already-unique entertainment,” said Cyclones General Manager Steve Cohen (who also goes by the nicknames "Stevie Sweetheart," "DJ Stevie C," "Co-Co," and "The Perspiration"). “We still think the Coney Island shore is the best in the Tri-State area, but we’re willing to give Jersey its due…at least for one night.”


Also included: Techno dugout-dance battles, gym-tan-and-laundry giveaways, and Snooki-type blowouts by local stylists. (Not included: ham, water, or lady-punching lessons.)



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351/30/2010bmfc1LeiterWagnerFasterStrongrOn Frank Cattalanotto.http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=324538#p324538

I love when he impersonates John Madden.

themetfairy
Feb 06 2010 02:18 PM
Re: Bullets of January V: John DeMerit Division

I love the concept of Ire and Irony in Iowa.

Edgy DC
Feb 07 2010 08:11 PM
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metirish
Feb 07 2010 08:38 PM
Re: Bullets of January V: John DeMerit Division

There is no getting away from Ed Price