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Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 23 2010 08:01 AM

When you spot a jock in Ryan Braun style "douchewear" t-shirtz, post 'em here

metirish Feb 23 2010 08:05 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

When I saw this in the News I thought of the douchebag thread....kevin Burkhardt looks smitten though.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 23 2010 08:09 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

In the early days, when they still looked alike, it was shirts like that that help us distinguish Zack from Cody. And yes, I hate that I know that.

G-Fafif Feb 23 2010 08:13 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Burkhardt may be smitten, but Beltran only has eyes for ESPN Radio's Rich Couthino, according to ESPN Radio's Rich Coutinho: As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am...

Swan Swan H Feb 23 2010 08:25 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

I hope Charlie Samuels uses Tide with Febreze in the Mets laundry room, lest Couthino be offended while sniffing Beltran's jock.

metirish Feb 23 2010 08:26 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="G-Fafif"]Burkhardt may be smitten, but Beltran only has eyes for ESPN Radio's Rich Couthino, according to ESPN Radio's Rich Coutinho: As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am...

I didn't know that Rich........because I never fecking heard of you , what a lick arse.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 23 2010 08:29 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am... ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Can a reporter write anything much douchier than that?

metsguyinmichigan Feb 23 2010 08:47 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Benjamin Grimm"] As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am... ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Can a reporter write anything much douchier than that?

To think that is bad.

To say that out loud is worse.

To actually write that is a sign that someone's laptop should be taken away, and probably is mirror since it certainly poses a distraction.

G-Fafif Feb 23 2010 08:52 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Operation Outfielder Ingratiation continues: Jason Bay a breath of fresh air and very easy to talk to...He will be a welcome additiuon both on and off the field

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 23 2010 08:53 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

He spells for radio! What a complete douchetard.

Fman99 Feb 23 2010 10:06 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am... I'll take "Things Carlos Beltran's Mole Might Say" for $200, Alex.

Centerfield Feb 23 2010 10:10 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Who is he kidding? Everyone know Ed Price is Carlos's BFF.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 23 2010 10:34 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Centerfield":x6pgd85i]Who is he kidding? Everyone know Ed Price is Carlos's BFF.[/quote:x6pgd85i] INdeed. Coutinho didn't know how close he was to Beltran until Ed F. Price broke the news.

Ashie62 Feb 23 2010 01:57 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

This thread is gay, very very gay

metirish Feb 23 2010 02:01 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Ashie62"]This thread is gay, very very gay

And what's wrong with that?





Jose in PSL , it would be harsh of me to say he looks like a douche but he needs to be careful.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 23 2010 02:22 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Ashie62":129m4630]This thread is gay, very very gay[/quote:129m4630] If it were a little bit gayer, that might class up the joint. As it stands, camp's looking a little Miami-tourist-club/Gulf Coast-gentlemen's-joint. [quote="Metirish":129m4630]Jose in PSL , it would be harsh of me to say he looks like a douche but he needs to be careful.[/quote:129m4630] I would say, "slightly vinegary." On a scale of 1 to "The Situation," he's about a 6.

metsguyinmichigan Feb 23 2010 03:23 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Seems like the richer these guys are, the lamer they dress. I'm sure those t-shirts and ripped jeans cost more than my entire wardrobe. Well, I'm a bad example because I shop at Kohl's and JCPenney.

G-Fafif Feb 23 2010 04:29 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

They are coming to or leaving from a job where they are compelled to shvitz for many hours. As long as they look good wearing a Mets uniform, live and be comfortable.

metirish Feb 25 2010 09:51 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Bay-watch?

TransMonk Feb 25 2010 09:57 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="metirish"] Bay-watch?

"Hey guys, why is John Maine's car in my spot?"

Valadius Feb 25 2010 10:05 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

My God, he really does look like John Olerud.

metirish Feb 25 2010 11:11 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Guess who?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 25 2010 11:29 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Bluetooth McDouchestubble?

metirish Feb 25 2010 11:31 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Bingo , Bluetooth McDouchestubble showed up at Braves Camp looking like a proper twat and fit right in. And really , who the fuck uses those bluetooth things?....

Swan Swan H Feb 25 2010 11:31 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

"Two bars of Lava and my hands STILL smell like alpaca..."

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 25 2010 11:32 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Glavine? (edit -- Swan's got it)

G-Fafif Feb 25 2010 11:48 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

"Mets fans are bustin' on my Bluetooth. Shocker."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 25 2010 12:35 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

That's "F-----G shocker," G-man.

bmfc1 Feb 25 2010 12:40 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Adam Rubin asked Bay about his t-shirt and if the words meant anything. He said he didn't know what it meant. A commenter at Rubin's blog said it meant "The Common Good is the Message." BTW, Bay told Rubin that he bought the shirt at Nordstrom. That concludes today's episode of "important stuff we've learned about Jason Bay."

G-Fafif Feb 25 2010 12:44 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":195z49y8]That's "F-----G shocker," G-man.[/quote:195z49y8] Enter Explicit Sandman.

bmfc1 Feb 25 2010 12:45 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Does Wagner's hat get its own locker?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 25 2010 01:12 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="bmfc1":2s0ejxcm]Adam Rubin asked Bay about his t-shirt and if the words meant anything. He said he didn't know what it meant. A commenter at Rubin's blog said it meant "The Common Good is the Message." BTW, Bay told Rubin that he bought the shirt at Nordstrom. That concludes today's episode of "important stuff we've learned about Jason Bay."[/quote:2s0ejxcm] Which current/recent Mets do you think would NEVER wear something like this without knowing what it meant? I'm thinking Johan. Figueroa. And maybe Delgado.

G-Fafif Feb 25 2010 01:25 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":3mbacgcu][quote="bmfc1":3mbacgcu]Adam Rubin asked Bay about his t-shirt and if the words meant anything. He said he didn't know what it meant. A commenter at Rubin's blog said it meant "The Common Good is the Message." BTW, Bay told Rubin that he bought the shirt at Nordstrom. That concludes today's episode of "important stuff we've learned about Jason Bay."[/quote:3mbacgcu] Which current/recent Mets do you think would NEVER wear something like this without knowing what it meant? I'm thinking Johan. Figueroa. And maybe Delgado.[/quote:3mbacgcu] Given the revelations surrounding Beltran's surgery, you might say Bay put on a Mets uniform before knowing what it meant.

metirish Feb 25 2010 01:50 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":2heq0y2b][quote="bmfc1":2heq0y2b]Adam Rubin asked Bay about his t-shirt and if the words meant anything. He said he didn't know what it meant. A commenter at Rubin's blog said it meant "The Common Good is the Message." BTW, Bay told Rubin that he bought the shirt at Nordstrom. That concludes today's episode of "important stuff we've learned about Jason Bay."[/quote:2heq0y2b] Which current/recent Mets do you think would NEVER wear something like this without knowing what it meant? I'm thinking Johan. Figueroa. And maybe Delgado.[/quote:2heq0y2b] Omar would never wear something without knowingwhatItmeant.

metsguyinmichigan Feb 25 2010 02:36 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

How cool would it be to see one of the Mets roll out sporting one of these bad boys!

G-Fafif Feb 25 2010 03:29 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

That would do nicely.

Valadius Feb 25 2010 03:44 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Given Delgado's feelings regarding language and words, yeah, I think he'd fit in that category. On that note, I wonder what "Street Spanish" is up to these days? Did he start his own Fight Club yet?

metirish Mar 02 2010 07:46 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

The MFY's provide ample examples of proper doucheness with their annual " bonding trip" in Tampa... Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez and Joe Girardi head for the Yankees' yearly bonding trip in Tampa, Fla. (Mar. 2, 2010) Credit: Newsday/Alejandra Villa Mariano Rivera and Jesus Montero head out for the Yankees' annual spring training bonding trip. (Mar. 2, 2010) Credit: Newsday/Alejandra Villa Yankees catcher Francisco Cervelli gets ready to join his teammates as they head out for their annual spring training bonding trip. (Mar. 2, 2010) Credit: Newsday/Alejandra Villa ick Johnson, left, leads his teammates as they head out for the Yankees' annual spring training bonding trip. (Mar. 2, 2010) Credit: Newsday/Alejandra Villa The newest Yankee, Chan Ho Park, tries his hand at air hockey with RHP Chad Gaudin. The Yankees went to Gameworks in Tampa Bay where they participated in three arcade game tournaments as part of a team bonding activity. (March 2, 2010) Credit: Photo by NY Yankees RHP Christian Garcia [L] and Nick Swisher [R] face off in an arcade game. The Yankees went to Gameworks in Tampa Bay where they participated in three arcade game tournaments as part of a team bonding activity. (March 2, 2010) Credit: Photo by NY Yankees The Yankees watch as Mark Melancon takes his final turn at basketball. Melancon would finish second to LHP Royce Ring in the event. The Yankees went to Gameworks in Tampa Bay where they participated in three arcade game tournaments as part of a team bonding activity. (March 2, 2010) Credit: Photo by NY Yankees First Baseman Mark Teixeira takes his turn at Skee-Ball with [L-R] Mariano Rivera, Jorge Posada and Jesus Montero watching. The Yankees went to Gameworks in Tampa Bay where they participated in three arcade game tournaments as part of a team bonding activity. (March 2, 2010) Credit: Photo by NY Yankees Randy Winn and CC Sabathia with Kevin Russo [far left] shoot some hopps with Sergio Mitre looking on. The Yankees went to Gameworks in Tampa Bay where they participated in three arcade game tournaments as part of a team bonding activity. (March 2, 2010) Credit: Photo by NY Yankees Yankees Manager Joe Girardi explains the tournament ground rules to the entire Yankees team. The Yankees went to Gameworks in Tampa Bay where they participated in three arcade game tournaments as part of a team bonding activity. (March 2, 2010) Credit: Photo by NY Yankees Mariano Rivera [foreground] takes his final shots against Bullpen Coach Mike Harkey with Alex Rodriguez looking on. The Yankees went to Gameworks in Tampa Bay where they participated in three arcade game tournaments as part of a team bonding activity. (March 2, 2010) Credit: Photo by NY Yankees You know the Mets need to copy this genius stuff from Girardi and head over to Duffy's .

PiggiesTomatoes Mar 04 2010 06:41 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Most shocking thing in this douchey thread is that Royce Ring's in camp with the MFYs!

metirish Mar 09 2010 09:39 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Genius GM wears walks around with huge douchebag phone hanging from pocket, it's so mid 1990's

MFS62 Mar 09 2010 10:21 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Is Montero wearing a yarmulke in that first pic? Dispite his clothing douchebaggery, Wagner will not be a true Brave until he has pictures of pickup trucks hanging up in his locker. Later

TransMonk Mar 09 2010 10:25 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="MFS62":3f9npirb]Is Montero wearing a yarmulke in that first pic?[/quote:3f9npirb] I think those are sunglasses proped up on his head...but I thought the same thing at first.

metirish Mar 09 2010 10:29 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

In the same picture you can see someone carrying a bottle of the Mays “red juice”.

MFS62 Mar 17 2010 10:08 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Saw a guy today wearing a Yankee insignia cap. But it was in University of North Carolina blue with a white NY. To paraphrase the name of the bar from Road House, that makes that cap a double douche. Later

metsguyinmichigan Mar 26 2010 03:20 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Someone on the Chris Creamer board posted this (and was picked up by Uniwatch, which is where I read it.) So, these knuckleheads have basically one uniform logo and they can't get it straight? In fairness, the Tigers are equally letter-challenged -- the D on the jersey is very different than on the cap -- but I don't dislike them.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 26 2010 03:31 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

As odd as the Yankee variations are, they're nothing compared to the Dallas Cowboys' uni weirdness (as chronicled by Mr. Lukas here).

metirish Mar 29 2010 11:50 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Yikes Mike The Situation throws out first pitch during spring training game that was last weeks game against the Astros "Awesome experience meeting all the mets n David WRight - My throw game will admit was a lil off lol." This from Lennon the other day The situation A little bit of Virginia Beach mixed with "The Jersey Shore" this past week when David Wright and Mike "The Situation" teamed to film a viral ad campaign for Vitamin Water. The theme of the ad, which launches April 1, involves Wright looking for a new trainer after last year's disappointing season. The Mets' third baseman picks The Situation, known on the show for his ripped physique and marathon tanning sessions. Wright said The Situation is not much of a baseball fan, but Jeff Francoeur did get an autographed photo for the Braves' Brian McCann, a Jersey Shore junkie.

A Boy Named Seo Mar 29 2010 11:54 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

What. The. Fuck.

Edgy DC Mar 29 2010 11:57 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

Fuck Jersey Shore. Fuck non-baseball fans throwing out the first pitch. Fuck cross-promotions. Fuck Derek Jeter's haircut. Fuck autographs of douchebags for Brian McCann. Pull up your pants, douchebag, you're on a baseball field.

metsmarathon Mar 29 2010 12:12 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

that's a hell of a palm-ball he's got there... are biceps curls the only exercise he does? i mean, jeez. i've got more massive forearms than him, and i'm a runner!

Frayed Knot Mar 29 2010 02:09 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

I'm proud to say - at least I think I am - that I have no idea what 'Jersey Shore' is. I mean I know what the Jersey shore is - although Long Islanders refer to the shore as the beach, as opposed to in Jersey where they call the beach the shore.

Benjamin Grimm Mar 29 2010 02:20 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

I've picked up a little bit about Jersey Shore through osmosis. It is, I think, a show about a bunch of Italian-American stereotypes who behave badly at the beach. There's a girl on the show called Snooky, or Snoopy, or something like that. And now you know what I know.

Frayed Knot Mar 30 2010 08:32 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Benjamin Grimm"]It is, I think, a show about a bunch of Italian-American stereotypes who behave badly at the beach. There's a girl on the show called Snooky, or Snoopy, or something like that.

And the Italian anti-defamation groups chose TV's showing of 'The Godfather' as the spot to lodge their protests?
Seems to me they'd be better off focusing on either this one or 'Growing Up Gotti' instead.

Gwreck Mar 30 2010 08:47 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

They did protest MTV's airing of the show.

metirish Mar 30 2010 01:44 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

K-Rod's new Lamborghini was just delivered this morning to the players lot via flatbed truck. Shortly afterward,a crowd formed. That's K-Rod with his arm wrapped looking in. Newsday Only a douche would drive that with his arm wrapped .

Benjamin Grimm Mar 30 2010 01:46 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

I'm not at all into cars. Even if I was a billionaire, I wouldn't drive a sports car. But that car in that picture? It looks like a Tic Tac. Is that really supposed to be cool?

metirish Mar 30 2010 01:54 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

European playboys drive them a lot. Meanwhile may I present to you Richard Queer all dressed up as a fucking douchebag. Actor Richard Gere, right, talks with New York Yankees' Reggie Jackson, left, and Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland prior to a spring training baseball game Sunday, March 28,

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 30 2010 03:39 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Benjamin Grimm":5vg8uyfd]I'm not at all into cars. Even if I was a billionaire, I wouldn't drive a sports car. But that car in that picture? It looks like a Tic Tac. Is that really supposed to be cool?[/quote:5vg8uyfd] They look like crap in pictures, and I'd almost definitely never buy one myself, even in an alternate universe in which I had infinitely more disposable income. But they're pretty shapely in person.

Edgy DC Mar 31 2010 07:17 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

New Daily News Mets beat writer Andy Martino, aka DJ Raggity Andy, spinning the hottest in trip hop, house, deep chill, and Euro & Arabic beats:

duan Mar 31 2010 10:01 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

i can't believe he's getting such a hard time - he looks like he's in oasis. not one of the gallagher's mind, like andy bell maybe.

Fman99 Mar 31 2010 10:10 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="metirish"]European playboys drive them a lot. Meanwhile may I present to you Richard Queer all dressed up as a fucking douchebag. Actor Richard Gere, right, talks with New York Yankees' Reggie Jackson, left, and Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland prior to a spring training baseball game Sunday, March 28,

Wearing the pants high like that keeps the rodent from escaping.

Fman99 Mar 31 2010 10:13 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Edgy DC"]New Daily News Mets beat writer Andy Martino, aka DJ Raggity Andy, spinning the hottest in trip hop, house, deep chill, and Euro & Arabic beats:

Wow, Sarah Palin's kid grew up fast! (Retard.)

Edgy DC Mar 31 2010 10:25 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

God hears you. Reads what you post also.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 31 2010 11:07 AM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Edgy DC"]God hears you. Reads what you post also.

He can see it from his house!

Fman99 Mar 31 2010 01:33 PM Re: Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[quote="Edgy DC"]God hears you. Reads what you post also.

Whatevs. God's busy watching Maury this time of day. I'm cool.