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February Firepower, Ballot IV


27) metirish: Regarding the itchy skin of Kong76. 8 votes

28) G-Fafif: Regarding the best writer ever. 10 votes

29) themetfairy: Regarding the identity of SMT, London graffiti outlaw. 2 votes

30) Benjamin Grimm: Regarding the Mets repordedly being out of spending loot. 1 votes

31) Frayed Knot Regarding "The Best Guage." 5 votes

32) Swan Swan H: Regarding what's found in translation. 2 votes

33) Fman99: Regarding gayness. 4 votes

34) LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr: Regarding the line of succession. 3 votes

35) Frayed Knot: Regarding large families. 0 votes

Edgy DC
Mar 14 2010 06:30 PM


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27metirishdgwphotographyRegarding the itchy skin of Kong76.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&p=326802#p326802

Try pissing on it.


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28G-Fafifbfmc1Regarding the best writer ever.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=326813#p326813

[quote="metsguyinmichigan"]On the bright side, Johan can start the game and applause can fall on him like soft rain, and Klap called for with Rivera in 2008.

Klap is prepared to prove you wrong three years down the line.

This Tuesday, the Mets get their chance to play the part of the Yankees and host the All-Star Game in New York City. It is the Midsummer Classic, and we know the word classic (much as with its root word "class") connotes Yankees and nothing else. Citi Field can only hope to distantly approach the majesty of Yankee Stadium in its final go-round in 2008. We know the Mets' humble boutique ballpark cannot match, let alone surpass it.

But there is one aspect of the All-Star Game through which Citi Field can make an indelible imprint on the sport the way the original cathedral in the Bronx did five Julys ago when Yankee Stadium graced baseball by simply being Yankee Stadium:

Have Mariano Rivera start for both teams.

We all know, World Series hosting rights notwithstanding, that the All-Star Game remains an exhibition. What better talent to exhibit than Mariano Rivera's? What better New York treasure to put on display for a national and international viewing audience? What better idenity to give an All-Star game hosted by the Mets than that of a Yankee legend?

Nothing instantly says New York City All-Star Game better than Mariano Rivera. He is, at once, a municipal and planetary treasure. This unprecedented gesture, to hand him the ball in the top of the first and then again in the bottom of the first will testify to baseball's awareness of his -- and the Yankees' -- status above the pantheon of athletic competition.

The Mets must do the right thing and withdraw their representative from the National League team to make room for the Great Rivera on the Senior Circuit roster. It would be unworthy of a team that plays so close to Yankee Stadium to do otherwise.

The long-range weather forecast is still uncertain for Tuesday night. MLB crosses its fingers for clear skies. But should baseball do the right thing and declare its all-world reliever who is still going strong at 43 starting pitcher for both the American and National leagues, the clearest element in the Citi Field atmosphere will be the presence of soft rain...and not just from the heavens giving their tearful approval to this most appropriate decision.



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29themetfairyLeiterWagnerFasterStrongrRegarding the identity of SMT, London graffiti outlaw.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=327104#p327104

[quote="Edgy DC"]Steve Muddafuckin' Trachsel, notorious graffiti tagger.

Yeah, right. Like he'd be able to tag a wall quickly enough not to get caught...."

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30Benjamin Grimmbmf1Regarding the Mets repordedly being out of spending loot.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=327111#p327111

That's just for major leaguers. They still have about $40 million that they can spend for Buffalo.


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31Frayed KnotEdgy DCRegarding "The Best Guage."[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&p=327253#p327253

[quote="MFS62"][quote="TransMonk"][quote="metirish"]Ok, that was sick from Shaun White .

I'm still kind of appalled that snowboarding is an Olympic sport.

Kathy Lee Gifford said (on her TV show) that she and husband Frank (the ex-footballer and longtime TV sportscaster) were watching the snowboarding. He asked "What the heck is that?
I suspect Frank looks at a microwave oven and asks, "What the heck is that?", so he might not be the best gauge here.

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32Swan Swan HEdgy DcRegarding what's found in translation.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=327264#p327264

The Mets should definitely wear their snow whites whenever Fernando Nieve pitches to Henry Blanco.


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33Fman99themetfairyRegarding gayness.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&p=327285#p327285

"Too gay for figure skating" is akin to "too injured to be a Met."


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34LeiterWagnerFasterStrongrChad OchoseisRegarding the line of succession.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&p=327363#p327363

[quote="Nymr83"]Alexander Haig, 85.

Oh, crap-- who's in control now?"

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35Frayed KnotEdgy DCRegarding large families.[url]http://www.cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=327405#p327405

[quote="themetfairy"]Mother of six? Wow - she looks incredible!

That's because Rod actually birthed the kids.

Look at the photos, it's obvious.

themetfairy
Mar 14 2010 06:47 PM
Re: February Firepower, Ballot IV

28. G-Fafif's faux news story is classic.

And thanks LWFS - this is the first time I've seen my name in the voting. I feel like a Best Supporting Actress nominee who knows that she'll never win the Oscar but is happy to be able to dress up and go to all of the cool parties :)