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MFS62 Mar 31 2010 10:00 AM

March 31, 2010 Disassociated Press By: A Staff Writer New Product Announcement Pharmaceutical Company Ely Lilly announced the release of a new medicine this morning. The product is an emetic, and will be called Ollie. A company spokesperson said,"Taking one Ollie capsule will have the same effect as watching Oliver Perez pitch. It will immediately make you throw up." The product is being test marketed in the New York City area, for National release later in the baseball season, when fans around the country will have seen him pitch. ******************************************************************************* Later

metirish Mar 31 2010 10:05 AM Re: Press Release

As an Irish person of Mexican descent I am tired of the constant piss taking of Ollie.

A Boy Named Seo Mar 31 2010 10:23 AM Re: Press Release

Yeah, me, too. And I'm not even Irish.

Edgy DC Mar 31 2010 10:26 AM Re: Press Release

MFS likes his whipping boys.

MFS62 Mar 31 2010 10:35 AM Re: Press Release

Yes, but it was a lash with a wet noodle. Tongue in cheek with no real harm intended. I have no real "whipping boys" on this team. I want Ollie to succeed as much as the rest of you. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 31 2010 11:05 AM Re: Press Release

Well, maybe not as much as corned-beef enchilada over there.

Ashie62 Mar 31 2010 11:26 AM Re: Press Release

Has anyone checked to see if Ollie is legal? That could be a way to.. uh..nah, never mind.