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The sad sad truth thread

cooby
Mar 18 2010 08:22 AM

The dirty lowdown.

You can have a 162 game hitting streak and still only bat .250

Vic Sage
Mar 18 2010 09:37 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

no matter where you go, there you are.

Not every cloud has a silver lining.

Life sucks, and then you die.

Edgy DC
Mar 18 2010 09:53 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

The fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 18 2010 09:55 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

The CPF is dead, man.

MFS62
Mar 18 2010 10:02 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

The day you die, they're going to find the winning Lottery ticket in your pocket.

Later

metirish
Mar 18 2010 10:21 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":1mt2kq3r]The CPF is dead, man.[/quote:1mt2kq3r]


It's been dead , last night there was nothing. But the day after Patrick's day for me begins the countdown to Opening Day.

Valadius
Mar 18 2010 10:25 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

Members of Congress don't actually write letters to their constituents. Their staff does.

Frayed Knot
Mar 18 2010 10:56 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

[quote="Valadius":252vnekb]Members of Congress don't actually write letters to their constituents. Their staff does.[/quote:252vnekb]

Why not? Their staffs write much of bills too.

Chad Ochoseis
Mar 18 2010 11:12 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

No Santa Claus, either.

Swan Swan H
Mar 18 2010 11:25 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

I am older than I once was, and younger than I’ll be, but that’s not unusual.

Number 6
Mar 18 2010 12:16 PM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

[quote="Swan Swan H":1yr59qec]I am older than I once was, and younger than I’ll be, but that’s not unusual.[/quote:1yr59qec]

You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're older still.

Fman99
Mar 18 2010 10:20 PM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

It's not really huge.

MFS62
Mar 19 2010 08:01 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

[quote="Fman99":380ft7xg]It's not really huge.[/quote:380ft7xg]
If that means what I think it means,
And I'm pretty sure it does, because great minds think alike,
then that makes MY Hall of Fame.


Of course, it wouldn't be true in my case.
But still funny.

Later

cooby
Mar 20 2010 03:25 PM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

[quote="Number 6":1hev9cso][quote="Swan Swan H":1hev9cso]I am older than I once was, and younger than I’ll be, but that’s not unusual.[/quote:1hev9cso]

You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're older still.[/quote:1hev9cso]



Ouch, ouch ouch ouch

Ashie62
Mar 20 2010 04:47 PM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

This is getting old

cooby
Mar 20 2010 07:20 PM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

sorry :(

Kong76
Mar 20 2010 07:33 PM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

This thread needs a loud fart, I just did my part.

cooby
Apr 07 2010 11:10 AM
Re: The sad sad truth thread

Time goes slowly when your pants are too tight