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KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Ashie62 Apr 04 2010 02:21 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Apr 04 2010 05:51 PM

The Florida Marlins swim into Citifield to open the Mets championship 2010 season. What is a Marlin? It is often referred to as a Billfish and is a Blue Spotted Tuna with a snout that can grow up towards 1800 pounds. It is fitting that the lastest attempt to bag the largest Marlin for the Guiness Book of World Records was by Manny Puig of televisions Jackass. Bulletin Board Material: Tim Kurjian on the Marlins this upcoming season; "Never underestimate the Marlins. Despite having the lowest payroll in baseball the last two seasons they won at least 84 games per year. The fish will win 85 games and they wont finish behind the rebuilding Nationals or the aimless Mets. Thank you Tim, now go fuck yourself. In a 100 round simulation of the 2010 season by ESPN the Magazine the Marlins are projected to finish last. Blowfish; Met hating Hanley Ramirez & life hating Menace2Society Cody Ross. The last four comments on the "Hanley Ramirez sucks forum" are. 1. Hanley Ramirez sucks my penis 2. Hanley Blows 3. The2hottestchicksonUstream. I'm not adding the link but they were hotter than anything a Marlin has to offer. 4. As long as he plays ball I dont care who he screws and if he screws you and doesn't call thats your problem. Of Late: Cody Ross has been questionable for opening day but has decided to make himself a target for the Met faithful tomorrow. The Marlins acquired Nate Robertson from the Tigers and have installed him as their #5 starter over Andrew Miller. The Marlins are managed by Fred Gonzalez and the roster shapes up as follows LF Reigning ROY Chris Coughlan CF Prospect and now solid suspect Cameron Maybin SS Hanley Ramirez 3B Jorge Cantdo 2B Dan " I used to be a ballplayer" Uggla RF Cody Ross 1B Desperate Housewives star Gaby Sanchez C John Baker Reserves of note, none SP Josh Johnson, Ricky Nolasco, Chris Volstad, Anibal Sanchez & Nate Robertson. The closer is someone named Leo Nunez and will be setup by Dan Oscar Meyer. The suckitude of the Marlin gives me great kahnfidence that the Mets will take this series and sweep the fish into a nearby toilet. Breakout the harpoons!

MFS62 Apr 04 2010 02:41 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Good first KTE of the season. Just wondering - is that guy going for the record any relation to Rich Puig? Later

bmfc1 Apr 04 2010 03:40 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

The first KTE of the season has set a standard for references to oral sex and fornication.

G-Fafif Apr 04 2010 03:46 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Know That Enemy fish were taking the field after the Mets left this afternoon. Apparently this day-before workout is for the visitors, too. Seeing them brought back horrid memories of 9/28/08 when the Fish refused to disperse from Shea's sacred soil. With that in mind, I was sure to remind them that YOU SUCK MARLINS! We all need a workout the day before the season starts.

Fman99 Apr 04 2010 05:02 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Succinct and vulgar. I approve.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 04 2010 05:16 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

To the point. And that point looks a lot like a glans penis.

metirish Apr 04 2010 05:52 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Nice work you bollox..... and really , Tim Kurjian , really do go fuck yourself.

MFS62 Apr 04 2010 05:54 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

[quote="Fman99":2vprtqgq]Succinct and vulgar. I approve.[/quote:2vprtqgq] Yes. A brief, and accurate, description. Later

Swan Swan H Apr 04 2010 07:06 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Good job, Ashie. Thanks for the info.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 04 2010 08:38 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Nice, I'm fired up.

Frayed Knot Apr 04 2010 09:20 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

What is a Marlin? It is often referred to as a Billfish and is a Blue Spotted Tuna with a snout that can grow up towards 1800 pounds. That would be one big, fucking snout!

Ashie62 Apr 04 2010 10:12 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

[quote="Frayed Knot"] What is a Marlin? It is often referred to as a Billfish and is a Blue Spotted Tuna with a snout that can grow up towards 1800 pounds. That would be one big, fucking snout!

Damn skippy! All the bigger to shove up Hanley Ramirez's ass

Gwreck Apr 04 2010 10:41 PM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Marlins changed their rotation around as well, matchups now are: Mon: Santana v. Josh Johnson Wed: Maine v. Ricky Nolasco Thu: Niese v. Nate Robertson

Edgy DC Apr 05 2010 08:09 AM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Ricky Nolasco has been damned near untouchable this spring, giving up 17 hits and one walk in in 25 exhibition innings, with 21 strikeouts. That would have been a tough draw for Niese. Tough draw for anybody, of course. Hopefully we get one of those dis-spiriting and frigid game twos and he gets bolluxed up.

Gwreck Apr 05 2010 08:15 AM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

I believe Nolasco was always slated for game #2; it was Anibal Sanchez who Nate Robertson is changing places with.

Edgy DC Apr 05 2010 08:27 AM Re: KTE Marlins @ Mets 4/5, 7&8

Yeah, I'm just saying in general.