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My Girlfriend

Edgy DC Apr 08 2010 08:46 AM

Pirates are 2-0. Garrett Jones has three homers. Stalk your girlfriends in this thread.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 08 2010 09:27 AM Re: My Girlfriend

Teams, or players? I like Nolasco lots. I just don't like that bunch with whom he's spending time these days. Ubaldo, too.

MFS62 Apr 08 2010 10:03 AM Re: My Girlfriend

I'd love to. But Tiger Woods is also stalking her, and there are too many cameras around. Later

Benjamin Grimm Apr 08 2010 10:13 AM Re: My Girlfriend

metirish Apr 08 2010 10:22 AM Re: My Girlfriend

I hope she's pitching for us tonight...a bit more appealing that Niese.

Ashie62 Apr 08 2010 11:56 AM Re: My Girlfriend

I think it moved

G-Fafif Apr 08 2010 12:16 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Benjamin Grimm wrote: She's probably somebody's niece.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 08 2010 12:19 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Or maybe she has a niece, and she's making a bear, stuffed with vagina-cotton, as a gift.

G-Fafif Apr 08 2010 12:27 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Well, she's no Jonathon Niese, but if he pitches a beauty, that won't be a compliment toward her.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 08 2010 12:34 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Maybe she's out of tampons.

Edgy DC Apr 08 2010 12:54 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Such a hijack.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 08 2010 01:00 PM Re: My Girlfriend

If I were her sister's husband, I'd have to confiscate said gift. Because vaginal cotton is, um, a pretty significant allergen, is what I'm saying there, about that. Ahem.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 08 2010 01:05 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Edgy DC wrote: Such a hijack. I know, and I'm sorry. But if I'm going to have an imaginary girlfriend, I don't think it's going to be the Pittsburgh Pirates.

seawolf17 Apr 08 2010 01:18 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Such a hijack. I know, and I'm sorry. But if I'm going to have an imaginary girlfriend, I don't think it's going to be the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Centerfield Apr 08 2010 01:39 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Alyssa is nice, and would normally be the hottest chick in most threads. But when Megan is around...

G-Fafif Apr 08 2010 02:18 PM Re: My Girlfriend

Garrett Jones called and said he approves of the hijack.