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Valadius
Apr 12 2010 05:54 PM

Some wonderful news to report that has really lifted my spirits today. I've been hired as a temporary staff member in our office to fill in for three weeks while our Energy, Environment, and Transportation junior staffer goes on imminent paternity leave. This week I'll be familiarizing myself with all the issues I'm going to have to deal with. I've been informed that this is going to be my audition for a permanent position in our office. My excitement over this, combined with the pain over my uncle's death, felt like matter and antimatter colliding in my body, and I thought I might pass out, but I'm fine. This is truly awesome, and I can't wait to start.

Edgy DC
Apr 12 2010 07:15 PM
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That's next (or near next) on the agenda, no doubt, and probably not something they'd give you if they didn't think you were up to it. Good luck to you.

Kong76
Apr 12 2010 07:26 PM
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Congrats

themetfairy
Apr 13 2010 06:27 AM
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Mazel Tov Val!

metirish
Apr 13 2010 09:26 AM
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Congrats Val, you'l be running this country one day, OMFG :)

Swan Swan H
Apr 13 2010 09:50 AM
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Nice. Show up on time, make sure you don't have parsley stuck between your teeth, and the rest is easy. Good luck!

Fman99
Apr 13 2010 04:57 PM
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Go get em slugger

DocTee
Apr 13 2010 05:24 PM
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Congratulations!

Should this indeed morph into a FT position, we should chat, since my current employer deals with many of those issues on a deep level every day and there could be some opportunities for mutually-beneficial collaboration.

Now, go celebrate!

Kong76
Apr 14 2010 04:13 AM
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The first lobbying efforts began on the CPF, remember this moment.
Mutually beneficial collaboration, I'm dying over here.

MFS62
Apr 14 2010 08:28 AM
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Good on you, Val.

It seems life always has balance.
It was time for something good.

Later

TheOldMole
Apr 14 2010 02:15 PM
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This is very exciting -- great news.

Rockin' Doc
Apr 14 2010 06:10 PM
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Congratulations and best of look Val.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 15 2010 07:45 AM
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Here, take some advice from someone who's never been successful

DO:
Show up on time
Befriend an experienced co-worker and learn from them by volunteering to so some of their shit in addition to your work
Dress respectably, shave, etc etc
Learn how the phone system works, who fixes the printers, etc etc

DO NOT:
Schtup any of your co-workers
Suggest anybody have a meeting
Join the party planning committee
Leave nasty salad dressing with your name taped to it in the break room fridge for 12 months

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 15 2010 07:57 AM
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Firm handshake and authoritative eye contact, brother-- that's what got me my first job, and three of my first four wives.

Just don't take away my wifey for your harem once you're running things, eh?

metirish
Apr 15 2010 08:28 AM
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If a light above your desk is broken don't complain about it.

Chad Ochoseis
Apr 15 2010 12:18 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Firm handshake and authoritative eye contact, brother-- that's what got me my first job, and three of my first four wives.


And don't forget a charge account with Enticing Esmeralda's Inflatable Latex Doll Company, which is what got wife #4.

Congratulations. And if you're looking for something to do for your constituents, southern Hudson County could sure use some extra funding for dedicated bicycle lanes.

Valadius
Apr 16 2010 06:05 PM
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Well, starting Monday, I am officially a paid employee for the junior United States Senator from New Jersey. I sat down with our chief of staff at the end of the day today, he offered me a job, I accepted. However, he's not hiring me for just 3 weeks, but for 5 months, through the end of September. By that time, I anticipate somebody in our office leaving, or I'll find a position somewhere else. So yeah, I'm pretty freaking thrilled about this. This is where I wanted to work in the first place. And thanks everybody for your great advice. Keep it coming.

DocTee
Apr 16 2010 06:37 PM
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Onward and upward, Val!

Now, go celebrate!

seawolf17
Apr 16 2010 06:52 PM
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DocTee wrote:
Onward and upward, Val!

Now, go celebrate!

By sending some pork-barrel spending to DocTee!

DocTee
Apr 16 2010 07:11 PM
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Cash, checks, booze, and sex...I'll take pork-barrel funds too if they're offered.

Ashie62
Apr 16 2010 08:26 PM
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All you Val, congrats from NJ

Valadius
Apr 19 2010 05:48 PM
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First day today, I got sworn in as a federal employee, pretty damn cool. I gotta go over my benefits stuff tonight.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 19 2010 05:58 PM
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Did you wear Aretha Franklin's hat?

metsmarathon
Apr 19 2010 06:01 PM
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welcome to "the man"

we - i mean - "they" are happy to have you

metsguyinmichigan
Apr 19 2010 07:21 PM
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Way to go, Val!!!

Edgy DC
Apr 19 2010 07:49 PM
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He's already tried out nicknames on half the Democratic Caucus.

metirish
Apr 20 2010 07:26 AM
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Congrats Val........are federal employees the ones known for going a bit crazy ?

themetfairy
Apr 20 2010 07:29 AM
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WTG Val!

Fman99
Apr 20 2010 09:50 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Did you wear Aretha Franklin's hat?


No but I am using her undergarments as a parachute.

Little known fact: Aretha Franklin owns several houses, one of them is used specifically just to store butter.

MFS62
Apr 20 2010 09:50 AM
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Senator Blutarski?

Later

Valadius
Apr 23 2010 05:46 PM
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My job just got so much easier, as immigration reform just leapfrogged climate change legislation on the priorities list in the Senate, and we probably aren't even going to get to vote on it this year.

Valadius
Apr 27 2010 06:15 PM
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And now it looks like the climate change bill is back ahead of immigration reform. Make up your mind, Harry Reid.

Valadius
May 01 2010 05:44 AM
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The Senator used the posters I made for his floor speech on Thursday:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9JBBjaOXtI

Rockin' Doc
May 01 2010 06:35 AM
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Nice work, Val. Congratuilations on a very good start to your career. I wish you continued success going forward.

metsguyinmichigan
May 02 2010 07:29 PM
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DO: Be nice to reporters! We're not the enemy. A good, informed staffer is a wonderful source. Lot's of times I'd rather get all the background from a staffer before talking to the big guy. The staffers seem to know the ins-and-outs much better.

I know you'll do well!

Valadius
May 08 2010 06:14 PM
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I got my first paycheck in the mail yesterday. Thank you for your tax dollars.