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I'm Hired
Valadius Apr 12 2010 05:54 PM |
Some wonderful news to report that has really lifted my spirits today. I've been hired as a temporary staff member in our office to fill in for three weeks while our Energy, Environment, and Transportation junior staffer goes on imminent paternity leave. This week I'll be familiarizing myself with all the issues I'm going to have to deal with. I've been informed that this is going to be my audition for a permanent position in our office. My excitement over this, combined with the pain over my uncle's death, felt like matter and antimatter colliding in my body, and I thought I might pass out, but I'm fine. This is truly awesome, and I can't wait to start.
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Edgy DC Apr 12 2010 07:15 PM Re: I'm Hired |
That's next (or near next) on the agenda, no doubt, and probably not something they'd give you if they didn't think you were up to it. Good luck to you.
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Kong76 Apr 12 2010 07:26 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Congrats
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themetfairy Apr 13 2010 06:27 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Mazel Tov Val!
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metirish Apr 13 2010 09:26 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Congrats Val, you'l be running this country one day, OMFG :)
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Swan Swan H Apr 13 2010 09:50 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Nice. Show up on time, make sure you don't have parsley stuck between your teeth, and the rest is easy. Good luck!
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Fman99 Apr 13 2010 04:57 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Go get em slugger
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DocTee Apr 13 2010 05:24 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Congratulations!
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Kong76 Apr 14 2010 04:13 AM Re: I'm Hired |
The first lobbying efforts began on the CPF, remember this moment.
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MFS62 Apr 14 2010 08:28 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Good on you, Val.
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TheOldMole Apr 14 2010 02:15 PM Re: I'm Hired |
This is very exciting -- great news.
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Rockin' Doc Apr 14 2010 06:10 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Congratulations and best of look Val.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 15 2010 07:45 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Here, take some advice from someone who's never been successful
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 15 2010 07:57 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Firm handshake and authoritative eye contact, brother-- that's what got me my first job, and three of my first four wives.
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metirish Apr 15 2010 08:28 AM Re: I'm Hired |
If a light above your desk is broken don't complain about it.
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Chad Ochoseis Apr 15 2010 12:18 PM Re: I'm Hired |
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And don't forget a charge account with Enticing Esmeralda's Inflatable Latex Doll Company, which is what got wife #4. Congratulations. And if you're looking for something to do for your constituents, southern Hudson County could sure use some extra funding for dedicated bicycle lanes.
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Valadius Apr 16 2010 06:05 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Well, starting Monday, I am officially a paid employee for the junior United States Senator from New Jersey. I sat down with our chief of staff at the end of the day today, he offered me a job, I accepted. However, he's not hiring me for just 3 weeks, but for 5 months, through the end of September. By that time, I anticipate somebody in our office leaving, or I'll find a position somewhere else. So yeah, I'm pretty freaking thrilled about this. This is where I wanted to work in the first place. And thanks everybody for your great advice. Keep it coming.
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DocTee Apr 16 2010 06:37 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Onward and upward, Val!
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seawolf17 Apr 16 2010 06:52 PM Re: I'm Hired |
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By sending some pork-barrel spending to DocTee!
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DocTee Apr 16 2010 07:11 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Cash, checks, booze, and sex...I'll take pork-barrel funds too if they're offered.
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Ashie62 Apr 16 2010 08:26 PM Re: I'm Hired |
All you Val, congrats from NJ
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Valadius Apr 19 2010 05:48 PM Re: I'm Hired |
First day today, I got sworn in as a federal employee, pretty damn cool. I gotta go over my benefits stuff tonight.
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Benjamin Grimm Apr 19 2010 05:58 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Did you wear Aretha Franklin's hat?
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metsmarathon Apr 19 2010 06:01 PM Re: I'm Hired |
welcome to "the man"
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metsguyinmichigan Apr 19 2010 07:21 PM Re: I'm Hired |
Way to go, Val!!!
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Edgy DC Apr 19 2010 07:49 PM Re: I'm Hired |
He's already tried out nicknames on half the Democratic Caucus.
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metirish Apr 20 2010 07:26 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Congrats Val........are federal employees the ones known for going a bit crazy ?
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themetfairy Apr 20 2010 07:29 AM Re: I'm Hired |
WTG Val!
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Fman99 Apr 20 2010 09:50 AM Re: I'm Hired |
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No but I am using her undergarments as a parachute. Little known fact: Aretha Franklin owns several houses, one of them is used specifically just to store butter.
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MFS62 Apr 20 2010 09:50 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Senator Blutarski?
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Valadius Apr 23 2010 05:46 PM Re: I'm Hired |
My job just got so much easier, as immigration reform just leapfrogged climate change legislation on the priorities list in the Senate, and we probably aren't even going to get to vote on it this year.
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Valadius Apr 27 2010 06:15 PM Re: I'm Hired |
And now it looks like the climate change bill is back ahead of immigration reform. Make up your mind, Harry Reid.
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Valadius May 01 2010 05:44 AM Re: I'm Hired |
The Senator used the posters I made for his floor speech on Thursday:
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Rockin' Doc May 01 2010 06:35 AM Re: I'm Hired |
Nice work, Val. Congratuilations on a very good start to your career. I wish you continued success going forward.
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metsguyinmichigan May 02 2010 07:29 PM Re: I'm Hired |
DO: Be nice to reporters! We're not the enemy. A good, informed staffer is a wonderful source. Lot's of times I'd rather get all the background from a staffer before talking to the big guy. The staffers seem to know the ins-and-outs much better.
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Valadius May 08 2010 06:14 PM Re: I'm Hired |
I got my first paycheck in the mail yesterday. Thank you for your tax dollars.
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